So I opened up my e-mail today and saw the following message that was (obviously) automatically generated by the Greenland Republic's forum software:
We could have sent you a birthday card. We could have sent you some flowers or a cake.
But we didn't.
We could have even sent you one of those automatically generated messages to wish you happy birthday where we don't even have to replace INSERT NAME.
But we didn't
We wrote this birthday greeting just for you.
We would like to wish you a very special birthday.
The The Greenland Republic Team.
Nice touch, guys. Almost makes me want to forgive you for not choosing me to be your Minister of Trains.