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Special News Report (Alternative title: Some Trivial rl Stuff. Sorry, No CN Here.)


Kzoppistan

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Breaking News Flash!!!

World's Laziest Man gets second job!

Couch-surfer extraordinaire, K. Smith, AKA The Captain, AKA The Artful Dodger, AKA Mr. Otingocni, has been confirmed as holding down TWO jobs. When asked what possessed the nominally free spirited adventure to break the Lazy !@#$%^&*' Code (a credo that no member has actually gotten around to writing), he replied: "I'm, like, broke, man."

When asked how long he could keep up the grueling 16 hour days, his response: "Duuude, I'm, like, trying to sleep. Get out of my house, man."

An astonishing turn of events!

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Two jobs eh? Make sure and get plenty of sleep, drink lots of water, and save your money so you can redistribute your time to cover other aspects of your wellness. :D

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Damn, dude...hope this one doesn't involve any brawls...unless you're working at a library now or something. That would be entertainment at its finest.

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Damn, dude...hope this one doesn't involve any brawls...unless you're working at a library now or something. That would be entertainment at its finest.

Awesome. Thanks for that mental image. I'm now considering a career change. Conan the Librarian conquers academia with Real Dork Punching Action!

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