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Breaking News Flash!!!
World's Laziest Man gets second job!
Couch-surfer extraordinaire, K. Smith, AKA The Captain, AKA The Artful Dodger, AKA Mr. Otingocni, has been confirmed as holding down TWO jobs. When asked what possessed the nominally free spirited adventure to break the Lazy !@#$%^&*' Code (a credo that no member has actually gotten around to writing), he replied: "I'm, like, broke, man."
When asked how long he could keep up the grueling 16 hour days, his response: "Duuude, I'm, like, trying to sleep. Get out of my house, man."
An astonishing turn of events!
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