Can't an ant get some weeklong rest without everyone going and dying?
I suppose I'll go off and start my own colony, once I find #258 he was good at that whole sex change operation thing. Always bragged about it too "I'll chop ya parts off" Man he was the best doctor we'd ever seen.
Well time to go outside...
I forgot to hit send, silly me. I went outside and now I'm flying. My head seems to be lodged between 2 legs. I think my head be dumber now.
I don't know this is anymore and I've forgotten most things about stuff. I'm sure that I won't make it
Hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
Well isn't this just a FASCINATING discovery! I, Herbert J. Windlebotter have discovered a tiny computer module! Ha! It seems to be damaged quite a bit. I must dissect it in a completely academic fashion. Hmmm this screen seems interesting I wonder what this "Post New Entry" thing a ma bobber does? I shall run an experiment on it before the dissection