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Declaration of Victory


Penkala

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Yesterday, I declared war on Mr. Damsky to defend freedom and all that is good and just in our world. Today, I stand before you victorious, having defeated Mr. Damsky on the battlefield. Despite war aid from many members of the great Carlos Accords, he put up no defense, and his nation has been completely decimated.

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In the days to come we will continue mop-up operations, and we will finish what we started. But most nations of Planet Bob can sleep well knowing that Mr. Damsky poses absolutely no military threat to them any longer.

To Damsky: You should have surrendered yesterday and saved yourself the embarrassment. Oh well. I hope you enjoy the nuclear anarchy, and I hope you have learned an important lesson: If you taunt Penkala to 'do something about it', he just might. And if he does, you'll wish you had just kept your mouth shut. Some lessons have to be learned the hard way, though :smug:

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No, BEazy, it was clearly all Penkala's doing and not the fact that the other three nations are active and two of them sold infra to hit me, meaning they far outnumber me in terms of population.

Clearly.

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No, BEazy, it was clearly all Penkala's doing and not the fact that the other three nations are active and two of them sold infra to hit me, meaning they far outnumber me in terms of population.

Clearly.

"It wasn't you! You did nothing! Your nukes changed nothing! Your ground attacks didn't hurt me either. It was all the *other guys*!"

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"It wasn't you! You did nothing! Your nukes changed nothing! Your ground attacks didn't hurt me either. It was all the *other guys*!"

You did something, but you certainly didn't change the inevitable.

Also when did I taunt you to "do something".

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Not sure how it was 'inevitable' that youd lose a 2v1 with your level of experience at this NS and tons of aid flowing in, but OK!

Congratulations on being the first victim of The Carlos Accords, Damsky. :smug:

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Omni, such lies like saying Penkala is associated with TCA will not end well for you.

Furthermore Penky, when you grow to a decent NS and stop fagging it up at 5k NS let me know ill find you someone to fight who would easily kick your ass in a fair fight

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Not sure how it was 'inevitable' that youd lose a 2v1 with your level of experience at this NS and tons of aid flowing in, but OK!

First off, it's a 4v1. Secondly I got six million dollars. Please try and get your facts straight.

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Penkala needs to get to a decent NS before bragging about fighting anyone. I'd love it if he did something about it and hit me, but that would require him to actually put work into his nation and grow.

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First off, it's a 4v1. Secondly I got six million dollars. Please try and get your facts straight.

Well the first problem is that you're flat out lying. You've received $12 million, not $6 million.

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Pictured: "$6m in aid"

Also, nice move Penky at forgetting to mention that you've received more aid then Damsky.

Another bold-faced lie, a tactic commonly used by my opponents when they know they're in the wrong. I have received $12m as well.. not more than the money Damsky has received. Some of that aid (most of it, indeed) is sent to help me recover after I got out of a week long, two-versus-one battle against nuclear rogues, both of whom sold down to hit me. I was nuked 6 times. I got out of nuclear anarchy, collected, and declared on Damsky. Just another advantage he had in this decisive defeat.

Two posts, two lies. Great job, fellas! "Those pesky details"

Penkala needs to get to a decent NS before bragging about fighting anyone. I'd love it if he did something about it and hit me, but that would require him to actually put work into his nation and grow.

I just got hit by two nuke rogues you idiot.

First off, it's a 4v1. Secondly I got six million dollars. Please try and get your facts straight.

Let's be serious. One of them was the one you hit and overwhelmed, and he has one barrack. One has 3 GCs and about the same amount of soldiers as you... you were pretty even with him, except that you have MUCH more experience on him: He has less than 15,000 casualties. Presumably, most of them were from you. The third nation is currently being nuked.

With your experience at your low NS level, winning against those three wasn't out of the question. I've won under much worse odds.

But yes, it's "4v1". Technically. But not really.

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Another bold-faced lie, a tactic commonly used by my opponents when they know they're in the wrong. I have received $12m as well.. not more than the money Damsky has received. Some of that aid (most of it, indeed) is sent to help me recover after I got out of a week long, two-versus-one battle against nuclear rogues, both of whom sold down to hit me. I was nuked 6 times. I got out of nuclear anarchy, collected, and declared on Damsky. Just another advantage he had in this decisive defeat.

Two posts, two lies. Great job, fellas! "Those pesky details"

You've also recieved 150 tech and 4000 soldiers.

What about that tactic commonly used by your "opponents" (lol) when they know they are in the wrong?

I just got hit by two nuke rogues you idiot.

Congrats, I'm sure you fought them all by yourself.

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You've also recieved 150 tech and 4000 soldiers.

What about that tactic commonly used by your "opponents" (lol) when they know they are in the wrong?

Congrats, I'm sure you fought them all by yourself.

No, I received 100 tech and sent 50 out. You're really bad at this aren't you?

And the tactic you commonly use is lying (i.e. saying I received more cash than him, which is a lie. Saying that he received only $6m, which is a lie, saying that I've received 150 tech, which is a lie.)

Smontag I had help on from a few great guys.

On Zibon, I had help from De Caelo for two days.

I ate a nuke every day, which greatly depleted my resources. And I'm still destroying Damsky.

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If it was anything like AUT he probably crapped himself and then tried to take the higher moral ground.

What are you talking about?

If you're (hilariously) trying to insinuate that I won't fight Aut, think again. I have a standing offer in for him: He can attack any time he wants. I even allowed him to hit me as I was being nuked and fighting two other nations. So I'm not sure what you're going on about. You're better than this.

Also, I think Damsky will have problems repaying his 'tech deals' :(

Number of Spies: 90

Last Nuke Purchase: None

Last Wonder Purchase: 11/2/2009

Total Money: $1,898,699

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No, I received 100 tech and sent 50 out. You're really bad at this aren't you?

And the tactic you commonly use is lying (i.e. saying I received more cash than him, which is a lie. Saying that he received only $6m, which is a lie, saying that I've received 150 tech, which is a lie.)

Smontag I had help on from a few great guys.

On Zibon, I had help from De Caelo for two days.

I ate a nuke every day, which greatly depleted my resources. And I'm still destroying Damsky.

Ok, I was wrong on the tech. That's called a mistake, not a lie. No matter how much you pine.

I never said you received more cash, I said you received more aid.

Blah blah blah posturing.

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Ok, I was wrong on the tech. That's called a mistake, not a lie. No matter how much you pine.

I never said you received more cash, I said you received more aid.

Blah blah blah posturing.

Without that 4k soldiers or 50 net tech Damsky would clearly be destroying me :(

(Except that I received that 50 tech and all of the soldiers today, not yesterday, when we began fighting. For that matter, I received half my aid today, AFTER Damsky had the greatest chance to damage me but didn't.)

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