Declaration of Victory
Yesterday, I declared war on Mr. Damsky to defend freedom and all that is good and just in our world. Today, I stand before you victorious, having defeated Mr. Damsky on the battlefield. Despite war aid from many members of the great Carlos Accords, he put up no defense, and his nation has been completely decimated.
In the days to come we will continue mop-up operations, and we will finish what we started. But most nations of Planet Bob can sleep well knowing that Mr. Damsky poses absolutely no military threat to them any longer.
To Damsky: You should have surrendered yesterday and saved yourself the embarrassment. Oh well. I hope you enjoy the nuclear anarchy, and I hope you have learned an important lesson: If you taunt Penkala to 'do something about it', he just might. And if he does, you'll wish you had just kept your mouth shut. Some lessons have to be learned the hard way, though
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