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Moustache, and the Carlos Conspiracy


Acca Dacca

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The word Moustache comes to the English language via the Middle French Moustache which in turn is derived from the Old Italian Mustacchio which originates from the Middle Greek Moustaki, a diminutive of Greek mystak-, mystax upper lip, mustache

There are numerous humorous, derogatory or slang terms for the moustache mostly reflecting its resemblance to a variety of animals, its tendency to retain food and drink, its supposed magical powers, or its supposed aid in sexual activity.

stache's can be found all thorughout our culture, honouring the good, the bad, the hairy. It is found on models, on puppets, on billboards, in music, in poetry:

M is for the Man who wears hair on his face

U is for the Unique way he lives

S is for the Styly way he posts

T is for the Tickley kiss he gives

A is for the Articulate manner in which he posts

C is for his Corned beef & hash

H is for his Hair growing from cheek to cheek

E is for his Erotic.....manly.....mustache

It is even found in conspiracy:

What Is The Eric Conspiracy?

Around 1987 someone on the newsgroup talk.bizarre uttered a semi-incoherent rant observing that there seemed to be an awful lot of hackers named Eric around ''and have you noticed'' (he said) ''that they all have moustaches and they're all UNIX system manglers?'' He then opened that these must be the secret signs of an insidious conspiracy.

Well, there went one of the most deep, dark, ancient secrets of the world! No point in the hooded robes and solemn blood oaths of silence sworn by guttering torchlight anymore. Usenet has spoken. Yes, there is an Eric Conspiracy. The members of this conspiracy were found, shaved, and shot.

Today, the Eric Conspiracy is still thought of as a joke to most, but to those of us with a knowledge on the incidents following, we know it was a cover up. A cover up to the most...well groomed conspiracy of the modern world...A cover up to the Carlos Conspiracy.

Today, posters on these VERY boards bare a striking resemblence to the fallen comrades of the 80s. In the worst of times, they plot the inevitable downfall of the treaty web. Our objective is to simply bring war back to the game. This time, not in secrecy. Yes, we have opened up to the general public to demand the destruction of all things civil in this game. Our operation on doing this is simple:

1. Troll everyone with a stache.

I dont even care if you troll me, just rub your stache on the way out. This is a game, so enjoy it by pissing everyone off.

2. You dont have to have an actual stache.

We actually encourage all Carlitas to fake it

3. Actually use a treaty

Stop worrying about lines, and defend all your god damn friends.

4. Everything MK says is hysterical

No, not really

5. Employ the NPO-Godwin law.

Sooner or later, every war is just a way to take out NPO

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