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Christmas Songs: Putting a Dirty Mind to Use


Prince Imrahil

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I actually wrote this (a slightly different version) on my Facebook page a while back, so I decided to bring it over here.

Santa Claus is Coming to town: Santa is a stalker...and possibly a pedophile too.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Rudolph needs to lay off the cocaine.

Baby It’s Cold Outside: Someone is getting roofied ("Say, what's in this drink?").

White Christmas: More cocaine

Greensleeves: Snotty clothing (quite unsanitary)

Angels We Have Heard on High: Sounds like someone has LSD issues. Seriously, get help.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE!!!

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow: Yet again, more cocaine (noticing a pattern?)

Silver Bells: What do you think? Yeah, gross, isn't it?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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