Frankly, the Cyberverse has gone on far too long without the dastardly wisdom of its native sasquatch. This was brought to my attention by me on behalf of probably a bunch of other people. I also saw that Omni still has a blog and has not been writing about me like he is contractually obligated to. Some things simply have to be taken into your own skull-crushing hands.
Anyway, I shall figure out some sort of exposé to deliver to the clamoring masses. Or whatever baka insists I talk about. This plan was ill-conceived.
If your soul has a seat belt, you better strap in.