A Pretty Good Campaign thread
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In times like these the world looks to heroes to save it from the demons of tyranny, fear, and farts. Today I stand up to be that hero. President Hardin must be stopped, and I humbly point out that I am awesome, and I can stop him. If you knew the truth about President Hardin You would agree with everything I say. Luckily I will procliam this truth.
1. Hardin is a spy.
Below you will see clear photographic proof. the picture is of the dish atop the President's roof that he uses to give information to aliens from outside the galaxy. Specifically what sauces are best used to eat our human brains.
2. Hardin Worked for Nixon
Nixon was not alone when he broke into watergate, PH did it for him. Here we see Hardin discussion which DC area motel they should rob next
3. Hardin Yells at Goats
Its true. Hardin harrasses and is mean to our furry friends
4. I will eat this kitten
Do you see that kitten. If PH is is elected MOF, I will eat it! Do you want this poor, cuddly kitten to be eaten? I didn't think so.
Now you see why President Harding must stopped. Evil shall lose, goodiness will prevail!
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