The Spy Who Amused Me
Entry posted by Chief Savage Man
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So this guy has been querying me on Coldfront. I've shared it with a few people so far and now I spread the joy to you.
July 2nd, 2010 - Coldfront
16:16 El_Greco Greetings and salutations. Would you by any chance be the same Chief who is in \m/? You can understand my confusion surely. "Chief" is a common alias on the internet as I am sure you know.
16:16 The_Chief yes I am Chief Savage Man
16:17 El_Greco Nice to meet you then. I on the other hand am nobody of importance.
16:17 The_Chief um
16:17 The_Chief ok
16:17 The_Chief Hi
16:17 El_Greco Do you have an opinion on the New Pacific Order?
16:17 The_Chief heh
16:17 The_Chief Depends on the day of the week
16:17 The_Chief NPO is a complicated alliances I like parts of it, despise others
16:18 El_Greco Was the job finished?
16:18 El_Greco There are some who do not think it was.
16:18 The_Chief What job? Karma?
16:19 El_Greco Precisely.
16:19 El_Greco I want to know what you think.
16:20 The_Chief if NPO attempts to reestablish the Hegemony, then yes they should be put down again
16:20 The_Chief if they accept they are not masters of CN by birthright, then they should not be put down
16:21 El_Greco The NPO is working to reestablish its dominance. You know as well as anyone that the NPO cannot be a mere player in the world. No, it must rule.
16:21 El_Greco Remember when I said I was nobody?
16:21 The_Chief Yeah that was like two minutes ago lol
16:22 El_Greco I lied.
16:22 The_Chief No !@#$
16:22 El_Greco I am in fact a genie, and I can make dreams come true.
16:22 The_Chief awesome
16:22 El_Greco You want only what others wish for. I am in a position rather close to the NPO.
16:23 The_Chief Are you now
16:23 El_Greco Do not bother contemplating my motives for wishing to see them gone. It is merely in my own interests to get them out of the way.
16:23 The_Chief um
16:23 The_Chief alright
16:24 El_Greco Of course I do not want my name splattered across various chats, so I am using an assumed identity.
16:24 The_Chief I figured as much
16:24 El_Greco But I stray from the topic.
16:24 El_Greco Do not bother trying to conceal it from me, I know you would not weep for the NPO.
16:24 The_Chief No probably not
16:24 The_Chief But they're low on my list of concerns
16:25 El_Greco Say a word and this conversation can end. I will look instead for someone with a little more drive. Someone who believes a little more fervently.
16:25 El_Greco However, if you wish to continue I am at your service.
16:27 The_Chief Nah I'm good
16:27 The_Chief Good luck with whatever the $%&@ you're doing
16:27 El_Greco Very well then.
16:27 El_Greco I bid adieu.
16:27 El_Greco I shall be around should you have a change of heart.
16:27 The_Chief um
16:27 The_Chief alright
The first thing I thought was: Gee, this sounds an awful lot like Blackstone. The same Blackstone that was used as a CB for NPO to attack Ordo Verde. While I'm not NPO's biggest fan, I really have no interest in fending off spying allegations on the OWF. Plus I've been attacked by one Order this year, I think that's more than enough.
So I pass it on to the rest of \m/ and send it to my allies. I send it to NPO as well to make it clear I'm not trying to be a part of any shens like this. Other than that, I forget about it.
July 8th, 2010
23:54 El_Greco Nero plays his fiddle while Rome burns.
23:56 El_Greco It is a code.
23:56 The_Chief hey buddy how are you
23:56 El_Greco I have valuable information that may interest you.
23:57 El_Greco It is about Legion.
23:57 The_Chief They're terrible?
23:57 The_Chief what else is new
23:57 El_Greco No, it is more than that.
23:57 El_Greco Legion has enemies on purple.
23:57 El_Greco Some alliances there do not like Legion.
23:57 The_Chief stickmen obviously
23:57 El_Greco This changes everything. Don't you realize?
23:58 The_Chief no
23:58 El_Greco It means Purple Unity is not really united.
23:58 The_Chief purple is irrelevant
23:58 The_Chief also I could tell purple is disunited by reading the goddamn owf
23:58 El_Greco The_Chief
23:58 The_Chief upn is going one way
23:58 The_Chief legion the other
23:58 The_Chief invicta the other
23:58 The_Chief ifok is its own deal
23:58 El_Greco Don't dismiss me. This is important information.
23:58 El_Greco Legion has enemies. A lot of alliances do not like Legion.
23:59 El_Greco I know I am going to be asking a lot of you, but I am going to give you an assignment.
23:59 The_Chief jesus christ
23:59 El_Greco I am going to welcome you into my world. It is dangerous and very risky, but I need you to trust me.
23:59 El_Greco You are to report only to me. Do you understand?
00:00 El_Greco I trust you. I need you to trust me.
00:00 The_Chief I'm not answering to a !@#$@#$ mystery man
00:00 El_Greco But first we need to do a trust building exercise.
00:00 El_Greco I am not a mystery man. You know who I am.
00:00 El_Greco I am who I say I am. I am someone on your side.
00:00 El_Greco Have you ever heard of Individual 69?
00:01 The_Chief no
00:01 El_Greco How about the Brotherhood of Nod?
00:01 El_Greco The Blackstone Collusion?
00:01 The_Chief from cnc, good game that, though cnc3 sucks
00:01 The_Chief I remember blackstone
00:01 El_Greco I was involved in all of these organizations.
00:01 El_Greco That is my secret. That is why you can trust me.
00:01 El_Greco Now, tell me your secret. Then the exercise will be complete.
00:02 El_Greco We will have complete confidence in each other.
00:02 The_Chief Here's my secret: I am a minister of an alliance and I have to think of their safety and security. I can't follow somebody I don't know on some vague !@#$ about alliances I don't like but don't really care about either.
00:03 El_Greco So, \m/ is cowards?
00:03 El_Greco Well, I'll leave you now then.
00:03 El_Greco But I know my words will have cut deep into you.
00:03 The_Chief Yeah great leave me the $%&@ alone
00:03 El_Greco When you come crawling back to get involved in my organization and you will I'll come back to you then to talk.
00:04 El_Greco But until then, bye.
00:04 The_Chief bye
00:04 El_Greco I know you will want in sooner or later.
00:04 El_Greco You think about this.
Our man of mystery is back with some shocking information.
-Purple is in fact not united.
-Some people do not like Legion.
-He was part of blackstone (real shocker, huh)
Now I am passing this crucial bombshell on to you. So while you may think that Legion is adored universally, the truth is that some people do not like them. IT CHANGES EVERYTHING
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