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THE RISE OF THE BLACK EMPIRE


TOLWYN

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BLACK TEAM IS DIVIDED AMONG MANY GREEDY ALLIANCES. A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF ONE SUCH IS GOONS, AN ALLIANCE THAT CONSTANTLY ATTACKS WEAKER NATONS AND ALLIANCES. HERES A FEW EXAMPLES:

http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=87356

http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=88097

http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?s...0entry2338900

THIS IS NO WAY TO GO ABOUT REPRESENTING THE BLACK TEAM. WE AT THE DARK LORDS ARE DEVOTED TO UNITING ALL OF BLACK TEAM UNDER ONE ALLIANCE, KNOWN AS THE DARK LORDS. IF ALL NATIONS IN THE BLACK TEAM WERE TO JOIN THEN WE WOULD HAVE 3,876 NATIONS IN OUR EMPIRE.

FACE THE FACTS PEOPLE. BLACK TEAM IS ALREADY THE MOST POWERFUL IN THE GAME. ONCE WE ARE ALL UNITED AS ONE ALLIANCE, NO COUNTRY OR COLOR SPHERE WILL BE ABLE TO STAND UP TO THE MIGHT OF THE COMBINED FORCES OF DARKNESS.

THOUGH PEOPLE MAY MOCK THE GOALS OF THIS ALLIANCE AS TOO HIGH TO ACHIEVE, I AM A FIRM BELIEVER IN THE UNDER DOG. THE CIVIL WAR IS COMING. AFTER THIS WAR IS OVER, BLACK TEAM WILL FINALLY BE REUNITED AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING. AND ONCE BLACK TEAM IS UNIFIED, WE WILL HAVE CONTROL OVER THE WORLD.

SOME MAY COMPLAIN THAT THIS TYPE OF TAKEOVER IS AGGRESSIVE, HOSTILE, AND UNJUSTIFIED. BUT I BELIEVE IN A STRONG BLACK TEAM, A FREE BLACK TEAM, AND A UNIFIED BLACK TEAM. AND I ALSO BELIEVE I SHOULD BE THE ONE MAKING DECISIONS ON BEHALF OF THE BLACK TEAM.

LISTEN NOT TO THE NAYSAYERS. EVENTUALLY THE DAY WILL COME WHEN THEY WILL SEE THEY WERE WRONG, AND AGREE TO SERVE THE NEEDS OF THE BENEVOLENT BLACK EMPIRE.

THE QUESTION IS OFTEN ASKED, "WELL TOLWYN, AFTER YOUR INEVITABLE CONQUEST OF THE BLACK TAEM, WHAT NEXT?"

THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS CLEANSING THE OTHER SPHERES OF NATIONS. OTHER SPHERS SUCH AS BLUE AND PINK ARE NOT FIT TO SUPPORT LARGE MASSES OF COUNTRIES. THEY MUST BE SHOWN THE WAY AND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO JOIN THE DARK LORDS, LEST THEY COME UNDER ATTACK BY OUR 4,000 MAN ALLIANCE.

ONE BY ONE WE WILL PURGE THE TEAMS. SOME WILL COME VOLUNTAIRLY, OTHERS WILL BE FORCED TO DO SO OR FACE ETERNAL ZERO INFRASTRUCTURE (IF YOU ARE PUT ON THIS LIST, REROLLING YOUR NATION IS BANNED. AND IF YOU DO WE WILL FIND YOU)

EVENTUALLY WE WILL ALL BE ON THE BLACK TEAM, UNDER ONE BANNER AS "THE DARK LORDS". THIS DAY WILL BE UPON US SOON MY FRIENDS. BECOME BLACKENED NOW, IT IS INEVITABLE!

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Give it a break dude. Ye sure, one big alliance on the big team would be nice, but I can assure you this - you are not the man to do it.

PS HAS YOUR CAPS LOCK BROKEN?

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Ye sure, one big alliance on the big team would be nice, but I can assure you this - you are not the man to do it.

/thread. Seriously.

Ol' Tolly needs to step aside and let someone who a) knows what they're doing b) doesn't have an ego the size of Asia c) actually has a shred of charisma take on the job of working towards a unified Black.

(Yes, I know NOIR is doing a decent job.)

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Still, you've got to love the comic relief he is providing.

OOC: Indeed. Although my IC character will still rage against him, the guy behind the keyboard is laughing like a hyena who's had too much coffee. :P

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