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Agreed, also

Please, tell me US ships set sail for Israel and my day will be made.

Please, tell me US ships set sail for Israel and my day will be made.

We probably have ships already there tbh

In the 70's didn't Israel sink a US warship in their waters and then tried to cover it up?

In the 70's didn't Israel sink a US warship in their waters and then tried to cover it up?

Cover it up? Why would they need to do that? The US covered (and continues to cover) it up for them to maintain good relations.

Would anyone complain if they sank these ships?

Would anyone complain if they sank these ships?

Why shouldn't they?

People would complain regardless of what happened.

People would complain regardless of what happened.

I'm pretty sure I can think of scenarios in which nobody would complain

Bad argument, sorry.

Please, tell me US ships set sail for Israel and my day will be made.

I mean I think it'd be p. hilarious if we sent 5 carrier groups right past the blockade. "Try and board us lol"

But yeah. Can't wait to see Iranian ships sunk.

But yeah. Can't wait to see Iranian ships sunk.

I, too, take pleasure in the loss of human life.

*sips Mountain Dew, munches a Cheeto*

I, too, take pleasure in the loss of human life.

*sips Mountain Dew, munches a Cheeto*

Yeah man, they are only IRANIAN lives anyways. Iran is evil, right? Die bad guys! Die die die!

Yeah man, they are only IRANIAN lives anyways. Iran is evil, right? Die bad guys! Die die die!

Exactly! Not my fault. They should have a better navy so they don't get sunk.

Exactly! Not my fault. They should have a better navy so they don't get sunk.

And this is why sarcasm should never be attempted if you aren't good at it - the other guy will always just pretend like you're being serious and unironically agree.

Sorry about your inability to go after anything harder than the very lowest of the low hanging fruit Penkala.

Now to let the CB simmer...

This will end well...

Oh I forgot to ask but don't Russia and Iran have some type of Defense treaty set up?

In the 70's didn't Israel sink a US warship in their waters and then tried to cover it up?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident

Yeah man, they are only IRANIAN lives anyways. Iran is evil, right? Die bad guys! Die die die!

Iran is the evil, thus sinking their ships («carrying humanitarian relief and medical supplies») musts be good.

It's just like when you're a "terrorist" and you think that the USA is the evil, thus destroying their buildings (full of civilians) musts be good.

With a mindset like this we must have a bright future ahead of us.

I am going to laugh if they get hijacked by Somali pirates along the way

Israel will sink Iranian ships.

Iran unveils their nuclear bomb and launches at Israel.

Israel retaliates with some of their stockpile.

Chaos ensues?

Glorious Korea would gladly sell nuclear weapons to Iran, why bother with the development program?

PS: Death to Israel.

That gif is awesome. That scene gave me the same feeling as the scene in "Aliens" when Sigourney weaver got in that suit to fight the momma alien.