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Retirement is a Lie


Ashoka the Great

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First, I would just like to say that I hate all of you. I hope you and your alliance die in a lake of fire that I personally ignite and that is only quenched by your incessant tears. That's right. I'm talking about you.

That felt pretty good.

You see, the best thing about retirement is that one is free to say whatever the hell one wants while always being able to fall back on the "My opinion - not my alliance's" defense. The worst thing about retirement happens when someone notices this and says, "Hmmm....how are we going to rein this guy in a little?"

In RL, the easiest way to turn a radical into a conservative (or a loudmouth into a conciliator) is to put him in charge of something. Now....in CN terms, what would be the simplest, most effective way to ensure that a similar individual plays nice with everybody else?

While you're mulling that over, I suppose I should mention that, effective immediately, my opinion does in fact represent the government of Nordreich, and I must therefore re-learn how to bite my tongue.

Now, if some lovely, young, shapely CNer would like to bite my tongue for me -- you know, to get me started -- then that would be....what? I have to tone that down, too? Oh, c'mon!

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I've retired twice as well. :laugh:

Now, if some lovely, young, shapely CNer would like to bite my tongue for me -- you know, to get me started -- then that would be....what? I have to tone that down, too? Oh, c'mon!

Remind me to keep you away from Matters, Zog :P

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When I retired, I became a heartless !@#$%^&. Now I'm back in action, but I'm still a heartless !@#$%^&...

Actually...I think I've always been a heartless !@#$%^&.

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Congrats on your Unretirement.. I'll cook something special for the Party.. how about a nice plate of Schnitzel :P

also, retirement =/= Being Boring :P Being in Gov does though....

oo/

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Not true, I've been successfully retired for over a month now.

Except for that week where, despite incredibly pressing personal issues to handle, I took part in some important alliance business.

Hmmm...

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I've already retired twice. I don't think that it really works.

Works for me for a while. CSN almost tricked me into some positions and stuff but I was too smart for it. <_<

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Not true, I've been successfully retired for over a month now.

Except for that week where, despite incredibly pressing personal issues to handle, I took part in some important alliance business.

Hmmm...

Yeah, funny how that works, isn't it?

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