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You tech raider scum!
To: [removed goon] From: [removed pubbie] Date: 5/4/2010 5:29:34 PM
Subject: e.e
Message: Dude... that's not even a reason... i was finally getting strong as a nation and picking a dang alliance and you pretty much ruined the game for me...
and don't message me back saying thats the game because it's not...
so thanks a lot...
please just except the dang peace offer
To: [goon] From: [removed pubbie] Date: 4/7/2010 11:59:23 AM
Subject: [removed]
Message: This is a really cowardly move but its cool I'll just destroy u both.I'm no joke my friend u pick a fight with me u won't come out the same or anywhere near victorious.I was going to ask your friend over there to join my alliance but it turns out he wasn't the warrior I thought he was
To: [removed goon] From: [removed pubbie] Date: 4/25/2010 9:32:03 AM
Subject: RE: This war
Message: Im not doing that crap but what I am gonna do is let you take everything then hit you back when I rebuild and im gonna get my alliance and friends in higher places to attack you and your alliance.
To: [removed goon] From: [removed pubbie] Date: 5/2/2010 11:54:17 AM
Subject: RE: Battle Report
Message: Seriously man im trying to join an alliance just stop attacking or r u to much of a #₫@@₫% to attack someone ur own size lol
To: [removed goon] From: [pubbie] Date: 5/4/2010 9:48:21 AM
Subject: RE: Peace Offer
Message: Screw you don't look down on me.
To: [goon] From: [pubbie] Date: 4/13/2010 7:48:20 PM
Subject: RE: oh hey
Message: Good, thanks and sorry for any trouble I have aroused.
To: [removed goon] From: [pubbie] Date: 4/23/2010 8:25:48 AM
Subject: RE: Peace Offer
Message: yes that maybe, but im so weak now that i don see why should just stop. i havent built up forces to go against you, the tech your trying to get your ony destroying. so leave me the hell alone now and go bug some other poorer or stronger nation
To: [removed goon] From: [pubbie] Date: 4/16/2010 7:53:13 PM
Subject: look
Message: just me what you want. we will go the table and talk. but how can you be a man when 2nations are attacking mine. this is not agression, but sheer cowardness. the tides of this war will change.trust me
To: [pubbie] From: [goon] Date: 3/31/2010 8:03:54 PM
Subject: RE: peace
Message: Heyo,
A special deal just for you. I'll leave you and [removed] alone if I receive 2 rhyming poems about how GOONS is the best place for art appreciation. I don't care which of you writes them, I just want them - they can be short, they just have to be different from each other and cover the major point. Once I receive them, you will both have peace - otherwise, we'll have a CM slugging match, you and me and your buddies. Hokaydokay?
To: [goon from above] From: [pubbie] Date: 3/31/2010 9:06:11 PM
Subject: the poems part 2
Message: where to find
the land of loons
why its simple of course!
the alliance of goons!
they had me write
a poem or two
to save my poor nation
from their vicious crew
a painting here
and a drawing there
they cover the walls
of their moronic lair!
well they arent very cool
or pretty or smart
but boy are they gay
they really love art
the simple alliance
they call goons
has a dark secret
hidden under the moons
they say that their tough
and like to be cruel
but really their f*s
a gigantic tool
they appreciate art
what a silly thought
a more gayer thing
well I'd never be caught
and last but not least
Is their lack of true taste
The relish in trash
And are surely chaste
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