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Pubbie Tears Volume 3





You tech raider scum!


To: [removed goon] From: [removed pubbie] Date: 5/4/2010 5:29:34 PM

Subject: e.e

Message: Dude... that's not even a reason... i was finally getting strong as a nation and picking a dang alliance and you pretty much ruined the game for me...

and don't message me back saying thats the game because it's not...

so thanks a lot...

please just except the dang peace offer


To: [goon] From: [removed pubbie] Date: 4/7/2010 11:59:23 AM

Subject: [removed]

Message: This is a really cowardly move but its cool I'll just destroy u both.I'm no joke my friend u pick a fight with me u won't come out the same or anywhere near victorious.I was going to ask your friend over there to join my alliance but it turns out he wasn't the warrior I thought he was

To: [removed goon] From: [removed pubbie] Date: 4/25/2010 9:32:03 AM

Subject: RE: This war

Message: Im not doing that crap but what I am gonna do is let you take everything then hit you back when I rebuild and im gonna get my alliance and friends in higher places to attack you and your alliance.

To: [removed goon] From: [removed pubbie] Date: 5/2/2010 11:54:17 AM

Subject: RE: Battle Report

Message: Seriously man im trying to join an alliance just stop attacking or r u to much of a #₫@@₫% to attack someone ur own size lol

To: [removed goon] From: [pubbie] Date: 5/4/2010 9:48:21 AM

Subject: RE: Peace Offer

Message: Screw you don't look down on me.

To: [goon] From: [pubbie] Date: 4/13/2010 7:48:20 PM

Subject: RE: oh hey

Message: Good, thanks and sorry for any trouble I have aroused.

To: [removed goon] From: [pubbie] Date: 4/23/2010 8:25:48 AM

Subject: RE: Peace Offer

Message: yes that maybe, but im so weak now that i don see why should just stop. i havent built up forces to go against you, the tech your trying to get your ony destroying. so leave me the hell alone now and go bug some other poorer or stronger nation

To: [removed goon] From: [pubbie] Date: 4/16/2010 7:53:13 PM

Subject: look

Message: just me what you want. we will go the table and talk. but how can you be a man when 2nations are attacking mine. this is not agression, but sheer cowardness. the tides of this war will change.trust me

To: [pubbie] From: [goon] Date: 3/31/2010 8:03:54 PM

Subject: RE: peace

Message: Heyo,

A special deal just for you. I'll leave you and [removed] alone if I receive 2 rhyming poems about how GOONS is the best place for art appreciation. I don't care which of you writes them, I just want them - they can be short, they just have to be different from each other and cover the major point. Once I receive them, you will both have peace - otherwise, we'll have a CM slugging match, you and me and your buddies. Hokaydokay?

To: [goon from above] From: [pubbie] Date: 3/31/2010 9:06:11 PM

Subject: the poems part 2

Message: where to find

the land of loons

why its simple of course!

the alliance of goons!

they had me write

a poem or two

to save my poor nation

from their vicious crew

a painting here

and a drawing there

they cover the walls

of their moronic lair!

well they arent very cool

or pretty or smart

but boy are they gay

they really love art

the simple alliance

they call goons

has a dark secret

hidden under the moons

they say that their tough

and like to be cruel

but really their f*s

a gigantic tool

they appreciate art

what a silly thought

a more gayer thing

well I'd never be caught

and last but not least

Is their lack of true taste

The relish in trash

And are surely chaste

Sources (in no particular order):



I am Zip








Gom Jabbar



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thats one of the best poems yet I really like that guy's style
Agreed. The best part is that, while he DID insult us, he also completely fulfilled the request. I mean, it's not like we said "Also, don't call GOONS gay".

Lmfao that said, that first PM in the list here still cracks me up extensively. We all now readily warn other GOONS members to "BE CAREFUL OR YOU'LL LEARN THE LESSION!". Myself and Haquer are still working on "the lession" man now to see if we can't extract some more tears from this poor, misguided soul.

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