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Signs you are broke


Laserwolf

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SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE

  • American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
  • Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  • You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
  • You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
  • Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
  • You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
  • Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
  • You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
  • You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  • Your bologna has no first name.
  • McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
  • At communion you go back for seconds.

today'sTHOT============================

How come it takes more brains and effort to fill out the income-tax form than it does to earn the income?

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