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List of Atrocities commited by Mushroom Kingdom against the World

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Krashnaia

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Below is a compilation of the number of atrocities that Mushroom Kingdom has commited against Humanity.

- Couped GGA

- Set up peace-loving TOP to provoke the current Global War

- Protected Rogues and Tech Raiders all over Planet Bob

- Issued crippling reps to NPO, thus destroying the Spirit of Karma, preventing Bob to enter a Golden Age, and throwing it into a new era of Darkness

- Killed JFK

- Plotted to spread communism through America

- Sold weapons to the Third Reich

- Murdered Archduke Ferdinand, provoking WWI

- Spread the Black Plage

- Betrayed Jesus. Twice

- Gave the killing blow to Julius Caesar. The other 22 stabs were only flesh wounds

- Poisoned Alexander the Great on the peak of his power

- Gave the jawbone to Cain, thus inventing offensive armament

- Lured Eve to grab the Apple

- Convinced George Lucas to film the Prequel Triology to Star Wars

- Created Super Mario Bros

Please tell me if I've missed something. The list is likely to expand as new events develope in the future, as the evilness of these people knows no bounds.

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- Convinced George Lucas to film the Prequel Triology to Star Wars

This is a fallacy.

They did convince him to remake the Original Trilogy, however the prequels can be blamed on GWB.

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We did not attempt to spread communism in America if we had they would be communist. We did spread communism in China and Russia though.

Don't be so braggart, you must acknowelde you have lost some wars in the past. Evil is sometimes twarted, like when you lost Hitler's head back in Mandoras. God knows how many failed schemes you have attemped while running the Illuminatti and the Zionist World Council.

Pretending to be playing Chess is only a cover up. The world is not prepared yet to understand what you are really playing.

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