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Witty Wars

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I've been entertained while this big war is happening with all the witty war reasons that people use. I scanned over the past 24 hours of war declarations and here are some of the ones that made me lol. Why use the generic 'A General Dispute' war reason when you can start with a bang like these guys did:

"You sure got a purdy mouth!" - Reddragoon

"your a TOOL" - Reoga to a nation in the alliance The Order Of Light

"Declare war, I must" - NearX

"Improved Foreign Relations" - bioakky

"1 2 3 4 I declare thumb war" - Aithne

"IRON? more like Rust, amirite?" - Darknovasoul

"Dont know, Dont Care. WARRR!" - Jimoslimos

"Yippie Kai Yay!" - Yawning Angel

"your spelling is atrocious" - W Squirellbottom

"Wanna see a magic trick?" - puckpilot27

"27/M/UK looking for fun times" - Consul of Monkeys

"I too want your love!" - jerdge

"I think you are cute." - WildKat

"You are not that cute." - WildKat

"No SDI? How awesome." - Alter Leader Nabla

"Wanna spoon?" - magicalbricks

"I got beer, u got pretzels?" - Andy Rooney

"Crazy? You betchya!" - FinsterBaby

"BAAAH!! WAR 2 UR FACES!!" - Zzniperr

"All outta bubblegum" - Lavics

"war! apparently..." - tehmulletman

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner" - RedHand

"HEY. You look kinda cute." - Vend3tta

"just a smalltown girl...." - KenDeSolei

"Super Big Wang Time" - PakAttack

"When Pandas Attack..." - prettypanda

"stab stab stab" - omnifarius

"IS THIS THE FOREIGN AID SCREEN" - X-NV-X

"IM JACKS SMIRKING REVENGE" - Alvis

"My Milkshake" - Screwedupmonkey

That's a lot of great witty war reasons in just the last 24 hours. If I had to pick my favorite I'd go with tehmulletman with his "war! apparently..." reason because I think that pretty much sums up this whole war mess for a lot of people; nobody really knows what's going on, except that there is war!

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My favorite is the one I've been using in TE as my trouble nation: "HUNNNNGGRRRY!" *rip*

Speaking of which Admin.. it's 2 months from that special date where you get to confound all bob. I hope you're working on ideas.

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Back in the day, the haiku war declarations were the best, where 3 people would declare wars making a haiku. I seem to remember one that went:

Lotus blossom falls

Water flows like Gaia's tears

Welcome to ZI

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Back in the day, the haiku war declarations were the best, where 3 people would declare wars making a haiku. I seem to remember one that went:

Lotus blossom falls

Water flows like Gaia's tears

Welcome to ZI

...then there was

"You've been hit by"

"You've been struck by"

"A smooth criminal"

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