That's right, the people of Numeria have decided to declare war on sugar based sodas.

Due to the findings of our 'Do Something That Everyone Will Hate You' department's exhaustive, like, ten minute research, it has been determined that people really like sugar based sodas.

Therefore, in the spirit of the madness of the world, we have let sugar based sodas know that we're fighting now.

And I have one thing to say to you, 'warm place to sleep at night' - I'm watching you.