It was said thousands of years ago that the son of a great deity would come to Planet Bob to wash away the sins of the mischievous everywhere.
Wise Men were given signs!
Shepherds were told by Angels!
And one day, on a cold December Night, a baby was born to a virgin.
"Hideous! Ugly! Kill it with Fire!"
None of them understood what gift they had been given. They begrudgingly kept him however, and gave him the name Trollus.
Trollus grew up. He spoke frankly and gathered great amounts
Recently the Soyan Expeditionary Force, led by Premier Damski, engaged in the a war against Neo Uruk. Neo Uruk, a signatory of the Dark Lords. Declared war on friends of the Federation of Allied Republics. The barbarians of Neo Uruk were halted in two days with the help of ARES and Polaris nations.
The merciful Comrade Damski gave Neo Uruk a variation of the screen shot term. Since Neo Uruk had surrendered to the SEF in the past, a friend of Neo Uruk would have to enter into the PoW Cam
Five hours after the reported death of King Gilgamesh IV, a message was sent to the Premier's Palace in Damskigrad. The message asked for peace, and most surprising it was delivered by the King himself.
Premier Damski, being the merciful ruler he is requested only a few surrender terms.
Neo Uruk must accept a viceroy and be made into an eternal FAR tech farm...just kidding. The only surrender term requested was the traditional screenshot term.
So here it is:
This marks the quickest Soyan E
Today the order was given to the Soyan Expeditionary Force (SEF) to invade the country of Neo Uruk. For months, Urukians have staged riots in the streets of Damskigrad and engaged in terrorist activity against Soyan civilians.
The situation escalated two days ago when it was discovered that King Gilgamesh IV had sent letters to the countries radical political factions requesting that they engage in full-scale guerrilla war against the People's Republic. Then, in a surprising move Gilgamesh IV h