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A blog of a day in the life of ant #239

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...But now I see

Long live #1018! Long live #1018! Long live #1018! Truly, he is a great Fire, chosen by the Light to burn and spread illumination amongst our noble colony! His oatmeal sustains and nourishes the True Believer with succulent fructose! Come, comrades, cast aside your charlatan queen! You have nothing to lose but chains on your mandibles!

Arcturus Jefferson

Arcturus Jefferson

Colony Politics and the advent of mandible-based warfare

Mood: thoughtful Rebuilding has been going well. It's tiring but satisfying, knowing that I'm doing my part for the colony in building a lasting society for our posterity. Anyway, while we were working, I was talking with #729 about inter-colonial politics. For instance, relations with the fire ants have always been tense at best. Why can't we get along? Like that funny striped thing in one of the tunnels. He's weird, but he means well and he hasn't bit anyone. So one thing we came up w

Arcturus Jefferson

Arcturus Jefferson

Sweet-$@! Jolly Rancher

Look at the size of that thing. And it's all green. I bet I'll get a medal for finding it. I think I like the red ones better, on the whole. The green is too tangy, but anything's better than the yellow. I'm not convinced that there's fruit in it. I wonder how many ants it takes to lift a whole Jolly Rancher? I think I could get away with 5. Especially if I get #2342, she's built like a truck... Anyway, off to be a hero!

Arcturus Jefferson

Arcturus Jefferson

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