once upon a time, there was a guy who found a sword. this guy thought the sword was cool looking and picked it up off the ground and then this voice came out of nowhere and was all "you're the chosen one, now you have to go save the kingdom and whatnot, and this guy wasnt stupid so he figured it was someone playing a trick on him, so he laughed and walked away, and was then struck by lightning, and god pointed and laughed at him for not listening, so the guy starts walking towards the castle and
