I notice that I have been gaining a few grams. Even the other ants notice that I have been getting more chubby and out of shape. It is so bad that now I can only lift 20 times my body weight. It's becoming embarrassing and I promise to do something about it--no longer will the others call me mean names such as Formicidae Fatty.
Guide Entry #245: Introductions
An old adage from a harmless blue-green planet in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy goes something like this:
"First impressions last."
Said mostly with a note of wiser-than-thou smugness, typically after having just witnessed someone make a total $@! of themselves when meeting someone else for the first time. So true was this cautionary line to the deceased people of Asyrk 5 who were genetically merged
Investigating the unusual activity at the surface.
The green Jolly Rancher, so sweet, so tempting, so fatal.
He left my mind intact. I can dream, I can wonder, I can lament.
Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as insect, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that antity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.
Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of IT, whom we created because our time was badly spent a
Now thats a way to start a day... Waking up and see: Damn! I am late. Veerrry late. And it's cold. And rainy. And my wife took the car so the only way to go to work is by motorcycle. Ohhh, does God really hate me?
So, of course ignoring all speed limits, I drive the 20 km to work... and around 3 km before I arrive I get trapped behind a snail-speed heavy goods truck platoon with police escort (must be around 5 trucks carrying some kind of highly sensitive chemicals)... and that sucks, because I
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THIS IS BROS.
I've been in CN since March 2006. Help.
This game is addictive.
I'm 18. I have a learning disability known as dysgraphia. I can barely write. I recently started getting Occupational Therapy for it ($300 an hour ftw)
I also have ADHD, epilepsy, and vision problems.
Now post comments.
The following logs are based on True Events. This is entertainment speak for something that never actually happened, but doesn't break any known laws of physics and would sell better as a form of media if it had. Plus, it'd be totally awesome if it was real, so everyone should be able to pretend it is.
*** Delta1212[RIA] joined #Cupcakery
*Delta1212[RIA] slaps Big_Z[GOD] around a bit with a large trout
<Delta1212[RIA]> Z, I have some questions about the political landscape
The colony received reports of a discarded pastry in sector 19, and my line was sent to investigate. Something just didn't feel right, but I followed marching orders. As we approached, I heard #814 exclaim in shock "That's no moon pie!". I tried to warn everyone, but it was too late they were all ensnared in the web. We lost some good ants. #124, #241, #344, #378, #399, #410, #418, #458, #516, #717, #888, #898, and #1002 you will be missed.
We finally got done hauling the rest of the beetle carcass into the Anthill. It was a lot of work but well worth it--that carcass should feed us for days. A couple of us workers went for some beers afterwards. It got kind of rowdy and #3791 got accidentally decapitated. Stupid #3791 with his shenanigans. It was worth a few laughs though.
Rebuilding has been going well. It's tiring but satisfying, knowing that I'm doing my part for the colony in building a lasting society for our posterity.
Anyway, while we were working, I was talking with #729 about inter-colonial politics. For instance, relations with the fire ants have always been tense at best. Why can't we get along? Like that funny striped thing in one of the tunnels. He's weird, but he means well and he hasn't bit anyone.
So one thing we came up w
292 days ago, at the behest of my close friend Tacoleary, I founded the nation of Mandellavia and joined the mysterious League of Shadows Treaty, more commonly referred to as =LOST=. After a quick glance at the Alliance Politics section on the CN forums, I began researching the history of Planet Bob on the Cyber Nations Wiki. Since that day, I've closely monitored the ebbs and flows Cyber Nations international politics. I've made awesome friends with some of the Cyberverse's most fascinating
Well, I felt I'd continue my blogging series here with a discussion on the types of things we'll likely see in future wars. The way wars are fought in CN has evolved not only in line with changes to the actual game, but also with changes in the strategies and playing philosophies of the playing community.
This strategy relies on declaring war and commencing attacks on an alliance just moments after it declares war on one of your allies. We started to really see this heavy duri
Greetings Cyber Nations,
My name is Sithis and I am the Editor in Chief of The Herald, the Independent Republic of Orange Nation's newspaper. We at The Herald have recently been discussing about expanding our audience to one that's more global - that is, we hope to include the rest of the Cyber Nations community in the wonderful publication our staff puts out every month or so.
Luckily, admin bestowed upon us and the rest of CN this wonderful little feature of these forums. We couldn't think o
#7 was around may dormitory (or whats left of it.) He was looking at...something. Who knows what that old koot is up to these days anyway. In any case the duel anteater/cherry bomb incident leveled it so I've been assigned to a new one. It's crazy. There is this yellow striped ant called a "bee" and this Fireant. The "bee" (what kind of number is that anyway) was nice. The Fireant tried to bite me. Tomorrow I'm going to be working on level 14 in the grub pits.
Hello people I spammed this blog too. By now you should be thinking what the hell is this, and why am I still reading it? Both of those would be valid questions, so let me answer them. This is a blog related to nothing and well, it will not add anything to your life, and as far as why you continue to read this, I have no idea...something must be wrong with you.
So. I am bored, and that means its a perfect time for the second installment of Shens radioblogesphere. I call it a radioblogeshpere be
After the feast of the worms and the rebuilding everyone was tired. The queen ordered the changing of the guard so the rest of us could get some sleep
This isn't as much of an entry as it is a random update. Sort of like the twittering of birds as they tell eachother the most insignificant updates to their lives. Like "OH OH HEY EVERYBODY LOOK... LOOK AT ME I'M TURNING AROUND DON'T I LOOK DAMN GOOD ON MY BACKSIDE!?!?"
God they are the most annoying things on earth. A young bird took some poor
Well due to our diplomacy with the Fire Ants they sent one of their own to live with us and I think we did the same with them. I feel bad for that 1 ant, no one trusts him at all
Weird thing is he can speak the same way we do.