Cable77 Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 [center][img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7264/image1esk.jpg[/img][/center] [b]Preamble:[/b] You know when you’re laying down in a hammock on a tropical beach that is stretched between two palm trees, while playing CN on your laptop as you watch the ocean waves crash on the nearby shore? Then, do you know how that "one guy" always comes and tries to flip you out of your hammock and spray you with silly string? Yeah, we do too! That is why the Mostly Harmless Alliance and R&R are banding together; so that there can be two hammocks between the trees, one normal, and one higher in the trees. Now, when that one guy comes around, the one in the upper hammock can drop kick him and stop him from flipping the other’s hammock. Pretty nifty idea, huh? We think so too, and that is why we made this treaty: to outline that agreement. [b]Article I: Your Hammock is your Hammock; Our Hammock is our Hammock. (Sovereignty)[/b] Just because we are using the same two trees, and are protecting each other’s hammock, doesn’t mean that we are sharing one big hammock. Nope. We are still two different, separate, sovereign alliances. [b]Article II: We’re friends, our Hammocks are on the same tree! (Friendship)[/b] Just because we’re mostly harmless or enjoying some R&R, doesn’t mean that we can throw coconuts at each other. In fact, we’ve found it much nicer to be respectful and friendly to the other guys. [b]Article III: Don’t mess with my Hammock! (Mutual Defense)[/b] If someone messes with R&R’s hammock, the MHA will drop kick them from the other hammock. Similarly, if someone messes with MHA’s hammock, then R&R with drop kick them. We’re friends, we defend each other and each other’s hammocks! [b]Article IV: My Hammock has a hole in it! (Aid)[/b] If one of us is missing a few strings from their hammock, then we can ask the other for a string or two. They’re not going to make the other’s hammock get as bad as theirs in the process, but they will get the strings they need. [b]Article V: That one guy is coming! (Intelligence)[/b] If one of us sees that “one guy” coming or we hear something about that “one guy”, or even if we think we did, we promise to tell the other. After all, the more both of us know about the “one guy”, the better we can defend our hammocks. [b]Article VI: We need to switch spots on the trees! (Amendments)[/b] Since we obviously haven’t actually tried this agreement out yet, we’re open to amendments from each other. In fact, if both sides agree on an amendment, then we can make it happen! [b] Article VII: We're finding new trees! (Cancellation)[/b] Since this may not work out forever, we’re both open to the other finding a new set of trees somewhere else, however, if one of us does want to find a new set of trees somewhere else, then they have to tell the other 48 hours in advance that way they can find a new hammock partner. [b]Article VIII: Time to have some coconut drinks with the little umbrellas! (Ratification)[/b] Okay, that looks like everything we need to cover. Let’s start sipping on our coconut drinks with little umbrellas, and continue playing CN on our laptops while watching those waves crash. After all, isn’t that why we signed this in the first place? [b]Signed for the Mostly Harmless Alliance:[/b] Dynasty, Triumvir Cable77, Triumvir Jadoo1989, Triumvir [b]Signed for R&R:[/b] Ego-Freaky, R&R Triumvir theArrowheadian, R&R Triumvir LincolnC (Coe), R&R Triumvir Stealthkill (Stealthy), Minister of Foreign Affairs Bongoshan, Deputy of Foreign Affairs juslen, Minister of Interior Andy_R, Deputy of Interior Dannyboy, R&R Judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadoo1989 Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Wooo! GO MHA and RnR! May our hammocks always sway together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 (edited) yay! 2nd repyl reply Edited September 5, 2010 by The King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anchorbaby Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 o/ MHA RnR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgrum Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 how lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEd Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Congratulations to the Harmless and RnR people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 This is simply the best Treaty yet written!! MHail R&R! MHAil us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Looks nice. Congratulations. One question though, this is confusing me, which one is in the top hammock? The preamble doesnt really say, Article III seems to imply y'all will switch hammocks at will and either one might be in the top hammock at any given time, which would make sense, only Article I seems to rule that out. I am confuzzled. Anyhow, I am sure y'all can figure that out even if I cant, so congrats and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxer Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 I uh... yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Sincere congratz to RnR and MHA on this treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Needs a longer cancellation clause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildlyInsane Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 o/ R&R! And, of course, o/ MHA! Our new hammock buddies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 [quote name='Drai' timestamp='1283645771' post='2441908'] Needs a longer cancellation clause. [/quote] I thought the same to be perfectly honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Imperator Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Congrats both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madtrixr Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Sweet. I was wondering when we would get a hammock. Hammocks for Everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madtrixr Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 (edited) EDIT: GAh. Double post. ignore this. Edited September 5, 2010 by Madtrixr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Congrats! R&R is indeed a great hammock partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NearX Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Congrats to both of our friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOwens06 Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 (edited) You guys get to lay on the beach and play CN... Im slightly jealous Im in this barren desert... Congrats Edited September 5, 2010 by KOwens06 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugby Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Looking forward to drinking cocktails and watching the sunset together. o/ R&R o/ MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Longworth Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Love the treaty. Congrats to both MHA and R&R. Wish I had someone to watch my hammock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makalaure Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Congratulations to both MHA and R&R! Nice treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 [quote name='Drai' timestamp='1283645771' post='2441908'] Needs a longer cancellation clause. [/quote] Exactly what I thought. Also congrats R&R for attach you to a dead weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Congratulations to both alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 o/ MHA o/ R&R o/ Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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