Centurius Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Let me tell you all a story. Once upon a time there was a great warrior race, the Aztec s, these very fine people after doing all kind of awesome stuff went to a bar to drink and do more awesome stuff. On a lonely night another great warrior race came into town. These so called Vikings were much like the Aztecs, they did all this awesome stuff like pillaging and war. There however was one major difference, while the Aztecs were enjoying their nice tequila they brought in something called mead. After a lot of “sophisticated” debate one by accident drank the alcohol of the other and found out it wasn’t that bad really. A friendship was born, Vikings would drink tequila and Aztecs would drink mead. Finding out that they now even shared a love for the same alcohol the two warrior races went out and pillaged and warred some more. They would live happily ever after. Without further delay I hereby present you the Tequila Accords, let the pillaging begin! [quote][center][img]http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r471/SeipherCaim/TeqAccord.jpg[/img][/center] [center][b]Part one: Drinking Etiquette[/b] Neither party shall disparage the others choice in spirits or women. Both parties shall share all drink recipes they come across in their travels and warn the other should they find news of bad gin. [b]Part two: Brotherhood[/b] Should either party have their liqueur cabinet raided, then the other shall intervene in an attempt to save the alcohol. If said alcohol was exposed to risk by the actions of the aggrieved as they came to the aid of a third party, then the remaining party has no obligation to help. They may however, still choose to defend the remaining spirits or help to restock the cabinet. Should a member of this pact decide that they need to shake down a third party, then the remaining member of this pact has the option to help strong arm or just keep a look out for the fuzz if they so choose. Although there is no obligation to do either. [b]Part Three: Walk of Shame[/b] If either party decides that the other is a dirty teetotaler or decided that they need some time alone, then they must give 72 hours private notice to the other party, after which there will be a 96 hour period of time where we just avoid each other and stare at our drinks mournfully.[/center] [center][b]Signed For Valhalla[/b] ChefJoe: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink9960.html"]Cluster &*^!, straight up[/url] Bud: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2319.html"]Shots with salt and lime[/url] Levistus: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7393.html"]Cadillac, rocks, no salt.[/url] Jesper: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2333.html"]Matador with a twist[/url] ChairmanHal: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink4886.html"]Long Island Iced Tea[/url] Keshav: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1923.html"]Shirley Temple, extra cherry.[/url] [/center] [center][b]Signed for Nueva Vida[/b][/center] [center]His Imperial Highness Centurius I of Montezuma, Emperor of Nueva Vida, Keeper of the Liquor Cabinet, Drinker of Tequila[/center] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 [img]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/5825/treatyweb.jpg[/img] Nice to see this signed. NV have been a good lot to hang out with over the past few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Great to see this, love both groups. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diabloz Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havamil Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Congrats on the new treaty, but tequila and mead? that would make for a rough morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdenGardens Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 congratz guys...and that was a good read.......o/ tequila and mead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRON IX Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 o/ NV o/ Valhalla I look forward to the drunken pillaging. -Tron(no lime)ix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Oh god, you let Chef near FA again, you guys know you should keep him sedated with Crown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 [quote name='Havamil' timestamp='1309707985' post='2747656'] Congrats on the new treaty, but tequila and mead? that would make for a rough morning [/quote] You know the drill, Havs, best cure for those hangovers is more alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsey Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 This is good news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lykme Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 [quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1309708378' post='2747659'] Oh god, you let Chef near FA again, you guys know you should keep him sedated with Crown. [/quote] CJ is the Crown(Royal)-Prince of Bob. o/ NV o/ Valhalla oh and while I'm at it o/ Pansy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Sounds like my kinda party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaGneT Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Great to see two close allies get close. Awesome treaty o/ Valhalla and NV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesper Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 [color="#800080"]*Jesper eats one of Keshy's cherries[/color] Good show, winter is coming, even in Aztec tropics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 I love this treaty o/ NV o/ Valhalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosoup4you Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 WTH? Does nobody tell me anything anymore? I kid. Congrats to both of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Knew about this 6 months ago, etc. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icheliebebrad Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 I knew about this over 9000 days ago. Also, I love this. Two of my favorite allies getting together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 [quote name='KainIIIC' timestamp='1309709738' post='2747685'] Knew about this [s]6 months[/s] 4 days ago, etc. Congrats. [/quote] Fixed Congratulations to both of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefjoe Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 [quote name='Lord Levistus' timestamp='1309707668' post='2747649'] [img]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/5825/treatyweb.jpg[/img] [/quote] Ok, time to stop drawing and start sharpening our skills elsewhere mebbe?? [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OfpZQm4cpao/SWtjsMWmDqI/AAAAAAAABM0/JMImjgdCf9U/s400/bullet-crayons.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 (edited) *sips the Shirley Temple* Best signature ever o/ etc... Edited July 3, 2011 by Sir Keshav IV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Congrats on the treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pd73bassman Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 This is a awesome treaty Two of my favorite alliances getting together to drink and pillage, what's not to like Congrats fellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pbaff Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 This is a good looking treaty. o/ NV o/ Valhalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philp110 Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 So excited! Brings back great memories of my old friends in NV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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