Corbetto Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 [center] Spring is in the air. After a long cold winter [i](I know, another hot summer for those of you in South Africa, Australia, and other areas on the arse end of the world)[/i] Farkers flee Mom's basements for some nightlife. Perhaps an evening of karaoke . . . and where better than at the establishment named for Farkistan's Master of Morale: [img]http://www.farkistan.org/gallery/1674_26_03_10_11_57_43.jpeg[/img] You know, this is why many places ban the sale of alcohol on voting days, but in Farkistan, following a rousing erection, it's time to unwind. Click on the pic below to come inside and hear some very special entertainment. [i](You'll be redirected to the farkistan.org web page, but don't worry, we'll get you back here in a jiffy.)[/i] And we're picking up the cover charge. We're awesome that way. [url=http://farkistan.org/minitru/farkroll.htm][img]http://www.farkistan.org/gallery/1674_26_03_10_11_52_11.jpeg[/img][/url] If you have problems accessing that site, [url=http://farkyvideo.blogspot.com/2010/03/karaoke-at-musty-poptarts.html]try this alternate location[/url]. Pretty special, eh? Oh, you came here wanting to know the results of our erections. I appear to have left the list somewhere, perhaps at that Chinese restaurant. The Mongolian yak and farkroll was excellent (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm farkroll). Or maybe in the club. I'm picturing Randomly Jim or Tumultuous Papaya (a duet?) trying to do their best Lady Gaga, thinking the list is the lyrics sheet for "[i]Telephone[/i]." So anyway, as for the erection results, I can only offer you a very happy First of April.[/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluoroalien Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 My ears are bleeding. /o hali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 [quote name='Fluoroalien' date='01 April 2010 - 01:45 PM' timestamp='1270147510' post='2244116'] My ears are bleeding. /o hali [/quote] I somehow opened 3 windows of it at once all out of sync. Congrats _______,________,________,________ and _________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominae Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) BOOBIES! [img]http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6836/1194452297498qe2.jpg[/img] [img]http://i44.tinypic.com/f0ximu.png[/img] Edited April 1, 2010 by Ominae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDogg Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 all hail farkistan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prozenz Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Go Fark!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrashersk Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 That was bad in a rick astley so bad it's awesome kind of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahiel Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Oh gods that voice... it's hypnotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tautology Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Thanks, Fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corbetto Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Okay, okay. I found the list. Tums had tucked it away in her...... ...well anyway, she had it. and the April TotalFark Council is: [list] [*]RavingMainyYak (Speaker of Council) [*]Fireguy911, err FireGuy90210, err FireGuy8675309, ahh, you know who I mean. [*]Kahiel [*]ManwithPlanX [*]Shinfat [/list] As usual, we are doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sci Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Well that video was turned off quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 [quote name='Sir Sci' date='01 April 2010 - 04:04 PM' timestamp='1270152230' post='2244236'] Well that video was turned off quickly [/quote] Then you, my good sir or madam, have missed one of the finest examples of drunken karaoke ever committed to video. /with any luck that video will provide the momentum that will lead to my impeachment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinan Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Not funny, I hate Fark, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Did Tums get drunk and steal all the ballots voting for me again? Congrats to the winners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleak Outlook Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) Never gonna be able to get this out of my head! Stupid song keeps going... On and on and on and on! this song SUCKS! Congrats to the winners! EDIT: Also, the singing was terrible. Edited April 1, 2010 by Bleak Outlook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Video made my eyes bleed, seriously. Song was horrible and the singing sucked. In other words, congrats on the gov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomeroLand Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 i was next door at Musty's strip club and could hear the pulsing Astley beat through the walls. Made for a great erection announcement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Farkistan remains the King of Schwing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 I heard that Tums was a great singer. I bought her debut album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk1mf Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Corinan' date='01 April 2010 - 10:42 PM' timestamp='1270158154' post='2244377'] Not funny, I hate Fark, etc. [/quote] Why don't you go be a jerk somewhere else??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Could have been worse. Or not Nobody will know for sure but we're all Guessing that Rational people have At least attempted To show some kind of Sincerity in erecting their new leaders. No one should have to Endure this type of Witless singing tho! Generally, however, I approve Of this type of Vicious singing announcement! /Acrostics FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaBravo42 Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 As someone that lives in the arse end of the world I approve of this message. /Not the singing obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Thanks Fark Also, get the papaya off my lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationRuler Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='sk1mf' date='01 April 2010 - 08:16 PM' timestamp='1270170949' post='2244639'] Why don't you go be a jerk somewhere else??? [/quote] He only does it for attention. If you just keep posting hails and continuing the conversation without acknowledging his misbehavior, he gets discouraged and finds another alliance that's better than his to bother. Speaking of the OP....>_>..... That's one fine erection you have there, Fark. May we all be doomed together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poach Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Corbetto' date='01 April 2010 - 04:02 PM' timestamp='1270152144' post='2244234'] [*]Fireguy911, err FireGuy90210, err FireGuy8675309, ahh, you know who I mean. [/quote] Tommy Tutone is a fireman in Beverly Hills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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