John Warbuck Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 (edited) The Aqua Defense Initiative Our Mission To create a more perfect alliance, gathering the most active, determined, and dedicated nations from all four corners of Planet Bob under one banner, to rise above our own histories and to be seated among the greatest alliances in the history of Planet Bob. We will utilize all of our talent to be certain that ADI is greater than the sum of it's parts. Why should I join? Community We are a close knit group and enjoy a wonderful environment, both on our forums as well as on IRC. Every member of ADI is considered important, and expected to become part of the family. Protection We are protected by a powerful alliance, so your nation will be safe from attack. Should you fall under attack, you will be sure to receive much aid and assistance from ADI and our allies. Aid and Growth No member of ADI is left behind. We are committed to giving you sound nation building advice, and we also provide startup aid to help you get started. We have an extensive education program that allows you to learn and earn. Yes, you are able to earn a total of 30 mil in aid by completing our training program, which will give your nation a leg up on others. Very few alliances offer this amount of money to their new nations, but if you show that you are worth it, the money is there for you! Experience All of ADI's founders have held government positions in their careers in CyberNations; some of them holding positions in High Government. Our leaders have managed and directed the inner workings of an alliance and are effective and efficient. Talent Our members are active and talented. Each member has a unique skill to bring to the table, as well as great ideas and strategies that will help move our alliance forward. Beer If none of the above reasons are satisfactory, we have keg upon keg of beer. We love beer, and we like to share. So why don't you come have a drink with us? As you can see, there are few reasons why NOT to join us. Come visit us soon! #ADI on Coldfront www.cn-adi.com http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=69279 ^Our Declaration of Existence (DoE) Edited February 28, 2010 by John Warbuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobogoobo Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Win indeed. o/ ADI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Doctors agree that daily consumption of beer is good for your health Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamil Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Words have never been said more beautifully I want to join . . . wait I am a member . . . and beer is good for your health, it is makes you forget the bad stuff. HAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 ADI has wimminz too. And pretty cute ones at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuurei Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 ADI has mechanisms in place to allow almost any member to become directly involved in government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poptop Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 The Wimmin of the ADI band together for Beer AND Champagne Chocolate and cupcakes for birthdays and days of national celebration; Alliance grants for the purchase of shoes; The right to wear woolly socks in winter, when our feet get a bit chilly Oh, and that voting thingy - female suffrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 5 out of 6 dentists choose ADI, and the 6th dentist is a communist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 5 out of 6 dentists choose ADI, and the 6th dentist is a communist. o/ ADI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 a bump from your buddies at RoK! B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Thank you for the bump KingWally Fact: Joining ADI is good for your circulatory system, according to recent research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 ADI has a strong program for newer nations to be able to build. We provide aid and guidance, because giving a man a fish doesn't feed him forever unless you teach him how to fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elspeth KSheyna Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Join ADI, more wimmin than you'll know what to do with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 If you join in the next hour, you will get a free order of curly fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Bump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elspeth KSheyna Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years. At ADI we guarantee your sentence will be fun filled Edited September 25, 2009 by Elspeth KSheyna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 ADI will listen to your concerns, and you have a say in matters. We are like a cornfield when it comes to your problems and fears- we're all ears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 ADI is still looking for talent. If you are talented, check us out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDorian Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Did you know that the average person laughs 10 times a day Well ... in the Aqua Defense Initiative we laugh and have fun more then 10 times a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 True fact: It is possible to be naturally immune to Pasteurella pestis and HIV, the viruses that cause 2 well-known wide spread killers, The Black Plague and AIDS. However, at ADI, we sure hope our new members aren't immune to our startup AIDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quite Bizarre Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 And joining ADI. (May or may not make you bigger... [downthere]) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingly Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 we have bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Fact: 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. In ADI you are always in the right family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poptop Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 In ADI you'll know who your friends are. All of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Warbuck Posted September 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Fact: Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. Come get some cotton- join ADI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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