Franz Ferdinand Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 To Top Gear, would you like to meet up, we have cookies...and vehicles! Choose a location, and we shall speak. - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) "The cookies sound very tempting, but I've had a bad experience in the past with strangers wanting to meet up with m... wait. Vehicles?!" *Gets the next flight from Top Gear International Airport* Reply to the anonymous message: The Island North of Top Gear currently owned by Lübeck. (Hanky Panky Island). Meet there in 24 hours. Don't be early. Because I will certainly be late. Edited May 30, 2009 by TheStig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 "Ahh yes, Peter I Island, such an excellent choice... prepare the air-force and the navy, time to travel to the meeting!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I believe there is an error in your geography good sir, the identity of the island is indeed Hanky Panky Island. None the less, we are thankfully heading for the same destination. I shall meet with you shortly. Oh how convenient, my plane just landed now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I believe there is an error in your geography good sir, the identity of the island is indeed Hanky Panky Island.None the less, we are thankfully heading for the same destination. I shall meet with you shortly. Oh how convenient, my plane just landed now! "Nope, we own the island, and we call it Peter I Island, yet that means little, for you can call it what you wish from your nation..." Awaiting you, is the welcome committee: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I am here. I was informed there were confectionery biscuits available? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 "Those were a lie, we do not sell cookies in Lübeck, only Narcotics, pretty much any kind that you can get your hands on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Oh. Well then I am severely disappointed. However, I will remain to discuss the topic you had in mind. What was it you wanted to talk about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigilantWatcher Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 A random person from the crowd took their mask off, and she was revealed to be the Minister of Economical Affairs for Curristan. "Sorry i am late." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Threesomes are my favourite", mutters The Stig to himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Now that we are all here, we may begin. What we have planned is an Economic Bloc which will allow free access and travel through each member state, while at the same time providing frivolity, prosprity and amazing times. Would you like us to expand on any areas?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigilantWatcher Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "I would like to ask about sea routes for trade. Its as Top Gear being a way from the South American mainland, sea trade will be vital to them. We don't yet possess aircraft that have the necessary range yet and we would have to rely on shipping. Also where are the safe places are for shipping, away from icebergs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Pending Top Gear's new borders, we should be able to draw up plans for sea routes promptly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 It is noticed that a mysterious person was carrying a briefcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Hello good sir. Do you plan on killing any of us this evening?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) "Hello good sir. Do you plan on killing any of us this evening?" "Rise and shine, Mr. Stig. Rise and shine. Not that we wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Stig. Wake up and smell the ashes. " Edited May 31, 2009 by Franz Ferdinand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Do you have any idea who you are confuddling with pal?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Do you have any idea who you are confuddling with pal?" "The Stig, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. We took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, we think you've earned it. The borderworld, Peter I Island, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there; we are impressed. That's why we are here, Mr. Stig. We have recommended your services to our... employers, and they have authorized us to offer you a job. They agree with us that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so we don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the helicopter and we will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, we can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 TheStig steps up to the mysterious man and whispers a single word in his ear. "Testicles." The man tries to supress his laughter but ends up chuckling as discretely as possible. TheStig gets into the helicopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 TheStig steps up to the mysterious man and whispers a single word in his ear."Testicles." The man tries to supress his laughter but ends up chuckling as discretely as possible. TheStig gets into the helicopter. Wisely done, Mr. Stig. We will see you up ahead... ...and with this, the mysterious figure had gone, and the helicopter was heading to an unknown destination... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Is now a good time to mention I have a fear of flying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 (edited) Is now a good time to mention I have a fear of flying? Everybody on board of the helicopter ignored The Stig's plea. Edited May 31, 2009 by Franz Ferdinand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Heh, it wasn't a plea fellas, just mentioning it. LET ME OFF LET ME OFF!!1111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Heh, it wasn't a plea fellas, just mentioning it.LET ME OFF LET ME OFF!!1111 The helicopter continued on the journey while these wails were going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Peanut, anyone?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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