Brewersalliance Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Breaking News: IRON Declares War on the United Nations By Fake Sean Hannity | FOX IRON NEWS The Independent Republic of IRON nations has declared war on the United Nations, FOX IRON News has learned. Late last night, the IRON council received a transmission from the planet Earth. An anonymous IRON House source claims that the transmission was from Donald Trump, President of The United States of America. President Trump has reportedly requested that the IRON council declare war on the United Nations and their affiliate alliance on planet Steve. While the individual members of the IRON council refused to comment, the IRON House Press secretary released the following statement. “As of 10:30 pm On Jan 13th, 2018, IRON is hereby in a state of war against UN. Both alliances have agreed that all economic operations, including blockades, and the assassination of generals will not be conducted in the war.” This war seems to stem from the long building tensions on planet Earth. President Donald Trump has been in a war of words with the United Nations ever since his controversial election, going even as far as threatening to potentially defund the organization. Recently the President has taken to twitter to express his frustration with the UN. President Trump seems to blame Bajor for the recent attempt of the United Nations to stop the United States from moving its embassy to Jerusalem. This is not the first time Bajor has been accused of meddling in other nations affairs. Recently, Bajor was found to be housing MK007, an alleged offshoot of Supreme Leader MK from the Planet Bob IRON alliance. This blatant act of disrespect to IRON is of no surprise as Bajor himself is rumored to be associated with President Sisko of IRON on Bob. While IRON on Steve is not admitting that these actions are the reason for their war with UN, it is highly likely that their willingness to work with Trump has formed over this. IRON has famously been in the news on planet Earth over the past year for their alleged interference in the Presidential Election in the United States, which resulted in Trump being elected. The Democratic party has blamed IRON on multiple occasions and the relationship between Trump and IRON was even portrayed in a comedy sketch called Saturday Night Live. A comedy skit from the popular Earth show Saturday Night Live depicts President Trump and IRON TE: Counselor “Brewsky” working together. The White House denies all allegations of collusion. While we may never know if IRON did indeed collude with Trump to win the White House, one thing is for sure. The military might of IRON will prove itself once again, and roll the United Nations. UPDATE: The IRON:TE Council hereby signed an official DoW on the United Nations Signed: Brewersalliance, aka Brewsky-IRON Council Sister Midnight, aka Sestra Polnoch- IRON Council Trs4ece, aka Perestroika - IRON Council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malakarlian Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 I have been waiting for someone to reply to this dow, I am surprised no one has. I enjoyed the effort and in character narrative for this declaration. Thank you for keeping the forums enjoyable to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bajoran Federation Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 On 1/13/2018 at 11:30 PM, Brewersalliance said: President Trump seems to blame Bajor for the recent attempt of the United Nations to stop the United States from moving its embassy to Jerusalem. This is not the first time Bajor has been accused of meddling in other nations affairs. Recently, Bajor was found to be housing MK007, an alleged offshoot of Supreme Leader MK from the Planet Bob IRON alliance. This blatant act of disrespect to IRON is of no surprise as Bajor himself is rumored to be associated with President Sisko of IRON on Bob Fake news. Sad! A bigly great DoW from the brewsky, (as usual). This is, by far, the most fun I've had this round. It's always a pleasure to war you guys. 17 hours ago, legoboyvdlp said: What an awesome DoW! The guys I'm fighting are good fighters, congrats to them. Great damage on both sides. o7 IRON o/ UN You're quite a good fighter yourself UN o/ IRON o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bajoran Federation Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Stats - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNqEoqfHwiSBc1m161CuhvBQFSMdvLoDGi3foK6Nmc0/edit?usp=sharing Props to IRON for a respectable, clean and extremely hard fought war. You guys truly are some of the best fighters in this game. UN o/ IRON o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieG Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 On 1/17/2018 at 2:51 AM, malakarlian said: I have been waiting for someone to reply to this dow, I am surprised no one has. I enjoyed the effort and in character narrative for this declaration. Thank you for keeping the forums enjoyable to read Most of the friendly banter has merely happened on Discord as is the trend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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