General Kanabis Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Planet Bob's Institute for the Incurably Insane has recently issued a warning to the citizens of this cyberverse. It seems that a patient has escaped and is going around spamming people's inboxes. He's not dangerous, but he is slightly annoying. According to a reputable source; he wears pink pajamas and listens to boy bands. COBRA declares a state of war with the entity known as aNiMaLz Guerilla Family, led by Sir Kindle for the following reasons: -Kindle's attack on Kashmir in August (to which I couldn't properly respond because I was otherwise engaged). -Pissing off Morphine. -Being a general nuisance to everyone here. Note: the original aNiMaLz AA remains a treaty partner and we congratulate them on finally taking out the trash. I urge Montezuma to be reasonable and stop following a crazy person but I have a feeling this isn't going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 In pursuit... He is unarmed and not dangerous, proceed without caution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 (edited) Jesus Christ. Talk about overreacting kindle (No Animalz were hurt in the making of this series. Only ex-Animalz were hurt) Edited September 14, 2017 by Morphine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 so kindle's new gimmick is talking in worse spanglish than montezuma could dream of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Gang bang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted September 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: Gang bang! Choo choo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Here's to hoping a little bit of drama unfolds into additional activity into the political world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Sounds like you putos had mejor practice cuidado! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Neo Uruk said: so kindle's new gimmick is talking in worse spanglish than montezuma could dream of Implying whatever Montezuma speaks can be considered a "language" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Mungo Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) Sir Kindle, Montezuma and awbody. Is it better to be loved or feared. How is fear threats and intimidation working for you, Seems to me you have made a lot of haters. Some may have offered you the hand of friendship, Why not try love for a while? It does mean taking it on the chin now and then. Are you all big enough to do that?? Edited September 15, 2017 by St Mungo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortagre Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 23 hours ago, St Mungo said: Sir Kindle, Montezuma and awbody. Is it better to be loved or feared. How is fear threats and intimidation working for you, Seems to me you have made a lot of haters. Some may have offered you the hand of friendship, Why not try love for a while? It does mean taking it on the chin now and then. Are you all big enough to do that?? You came back and that too just in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montezuma Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) On 9/14/2017 at 2:55 AM, General Kanabis said: Planet Bob's Institute for the Incurably Insane has recently issued a warning to the citizens of this cyberverse. It seems that a patient has escaped and is going around spamming people's inboxes. He's not dangerous, but he is slightly annoying. According to a reputable source; he wears pink pajamas and listens to boy bands. COBRA declares a state of war with the entity known as aNiMaLz Guerilla Family, led by Sir Kindle for the following reasons: -Kindle's attack on Kashmir in August (to which I couldn't properly respond because I was otherwise engaged). -Pissing off Morphine. -Being a general nuisance to everyone here. Note: the original aNiMaLz AA remains a treaty partner and we congratulate them on finally taking out the trash. I urge Montezuma to be reasonable and stop following a crazy person but I have a feeling this isn't going to happen. those messages r too funny!! I'm happy he pissed off morphine I hate morphine I like jack Layton even jack knows morphine is a coward and a traitor and has told us all about him roflmao and non of its good kindles attack on Kashmir was resolved after u declare war so seems weird u would declare my answer to u about leaving the guerilla familia is - http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=601978&Extended=1 I give u a chance to make peace since now u know morphine is a traitor and we r right for fighting him even ask Layton u were tricked we r friends kanabis just make peace with my alliance so we can wrek morphine message Layton or kindle for peace and lets make a treaty or something Edited September 18, 2017 by Montezuma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Montezuma said: those messages r too funny!! I'm happy he pissed off morphine I hate morphine I like jack Layton even jack knows morphine is a coward and a traitor and has told us all about him roflmao and non of its good kindles attack on Kashmir was resolved after u declare war so seems weird u would declare my answer to u about leaving the guerilla familia is - http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=601978&Extended=1 I give u a chance to make peace since now u know morphine is a traitor and we r right for fighting him even ask Layton u were tricked we r friends kanabis just make peace with my alliance so we can wrek morphine message Layton or kindle for peace and lets make a treaty or something Oh please. You still begging for peace boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montezuma Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 47 minutes ago, Morphine said: Oh please. You still begging for peace boy? I'm begging for more war idiot eternal like u promised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Update: The escaped patient and his personal ball washer have been apprehended with very minimal effort. Back to the padded room they go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 RIP :. Spy Operation Results You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of New American Kingdom. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 9/15/2017 12:12:25 AM Last Bill Payment: 9/20/2017 12:25:09 AM Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Transitional Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 26% Number of Spies: 5 Last Nuke Purchase: 9/14/2017 1:05:04 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 8/24/2017 Total Money: $7,588 Technology: 14.31 Levels Trade Partners: Republic of Chaos, mortania, MinkleBurg, Lzarja, loganation Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 1597, Navy XP: 139, Air Force XP: 5149, Intelligence XP: 95 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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