General Kanabis Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) Despite my current participation in a foreign war, COBRA is still my home. Hitchcock's pathetic attempt to bring me running back and away from his daddy's lawn was a mistake. I'm not going anywhere. Getting into my house isn't hard. COBRA recognizes a state of War with Monsters Inc. Edited July 12, 2017 by General Kanabis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 o/ COBRA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: Despite Because of my current participation bandwaggoning in a foreign aggressive war Proofread for you, you're welcome! Edited July 12, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Good luck Cobra.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Revenge is a dish best served cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said: Proofread for you, your welcome! *you're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Lord Hitchcock said: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Lmao, who the $%&@ eats their food cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: Lmao, who the $%&@ eats their food cold? Cobra nations will be... by the time we are done with them they will be sipping their meals through a straw. Edited July 12, 2017 by Lord Hitchcock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 ISX is going to keep General Kanabis busy for a while, have fun Minc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Cobra is going to be very busy, so here's some reading material: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: Cobra nations will be... by the time we are done with them they will be sipping their meals through a straw. It's an antiquated proverb and you know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Lord Hitchcock said: Cobra is going to be very busy, so here's some reading material: Eh. Your recent work has been lacking the adroitness it once had. This is worse reading material than any of Junka's Essays on "Producerism". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, General Kanabis said: Eh. Your recent work has been lacking the adroitness it once had. This is worse reading material than any of Junka's Essays on "Producerism". hail producerism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: Cobra is going to be very busy, so here's some reading material: Dear lord Admin, it's like Morphine is doing our PR work for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 22 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Dear lord Admin, it's like Morphine is doing our PR work for us. Damn right. I felt I had a responsibility to ISX as their true leader to find out how loyal Monsters was to ISX. When I take over as leader- this conversation will allow me to make the correct call on whether to drop monsters or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Morphine said: Damn right. I felt I had a responsibility to ISX as their true leader to find out how loyal Monsters was to ISX. When I take over as leader- this conversation will allow me to make the correct call on whether to drop monsters or not. You can't even win a PR battle against iSX... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Morphine said: Damn right. I felt I had a responsibility to ISX as their true leader to find out how loyal Monsters was to ISX. When I take over as leader- this conversation will allow me to make the correct call on whether to drop monsters or not. Now you are sounding like Methrage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Now you are sounding like Methrage. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. Deja-vu. .... continues ad nauseam! Edited July 12, 2017 by Emperor Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Reaction to the logs in the Imperium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 For the love of all that is holy in this world. Can we please come up with new insults at least? The same 5 keep getting hurled around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sir Kiloist said: For the love of all that is holy in this world. Can we please come up with new insults at least? The same 5 keep getting hurled around. Let's all start using these- 1. ABYDOCOMIST Abydos was a city in Ancient Egypt whose inhabitants, according to one 19th century dictionary, “were famous for inventing slanders and boasting of them.” Whether that’s true or not, the name Abydos is the origin of abydocomist—a liar who brags about their lies. 2. BEDSWERVER An adulterer. Another of Shakespeare’s inventions that became popular in Victorian slang. 3. BESPAWLER To bespawl means to spit or dribble. A bespawler is a slobbering person, who spits when he talks. 4. BOBOLYNE An old Tudor English word for a fool. Coined by the 15th-16th century poet John Skelton (who was one of Henry VIII’s schoolteachers). 5. CUMBERWORLD Also called a cumberground—someone who is so useless, they just serve to take up space. 6. DALCOP Cop is an old word for the head, making a dalcop (literally a “dull-head”) a particularly stupid person. You can also be a harecop, or a “hare-brained” person. 7. DEW-BEATER An 18th century word for an especially large shoe, and consequently a clumsy or awkward person. 8. DORBEL As well as being another name for a nincompoop, a dorbel is a petty, nit-picking teacher. It’s derived from the name of an old French scholar named Nicolas d’Orbellis, who was well known as a supporter of the much-derided philosopher John Duns Scotus (whose followers were the original “dunces”). 9. DRATE-POKE An old English dialect word for someone who drawls or speaks indistinctly. 10. DRIGGLE-DRAGGLE An untidy woman. 11. FOPDOODLE An insignificant or foolish man. 12. FUSTYLUGS According to the Oxford English Dictionary, this term for “a woman of gross or corpulent habit” is derived from fusty, in the sense of something that’s gone off or gone stale. 13. FUSTILARIAN Another of Shakespeare’s best put-downs, coined in Henry IV, Part 2: "Away, you scullion! You rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe," Falstaff exclaims. If not just a variation of fustylugs, he likely meant it to mean someone who stubbornly wastes time on worthless things. 14. GILLIE-WET-FOOT An old Scots word for a swindling businessman, or someone who gets into debt and then flees. 15. GNASHGAB An 18th century northern English word for someone who only ever seems to complain. 16. GOBERMOUCH An old Irish word for a nosy, prying person who likes to interfere in other people’s business. 17. GOWPENFUL-O’-ANYTHING A gowpen is the bowl formed by cupping your hands together, while a gowpenful-o’-anything is “a contemptuous term applied to one who is a medley of everything absurd,” according to the English Dialect Dictionary. 18. KLAZOMANIAC Someone who only seems able to speak by shouting. 19. LEASING-MONGER A leasing is an old word for an untruth or falsehood, making a leasing-monger or a leasing-maker a habitual liar. 20. LOITER-SACK This is a 17th century term for a slacker. An idling, lazy good-for-nothing. Literally, someone who seems to spend all day in bed. 21. LUBBERWORT In the 16th century, lubberwort was the name of an imaginary plant that was supposed to cause sluggishness or stupidity, and ultimately came to be used as a nickname for a lethargic, fuzzy-minded person. 22. MUCK-SPOUT A dialect word for someone who not only talks a lot, but who seems to constantly swear. 23. MUMBLECRUST Derived from the name of a stock character in medieval theatrical farces, a mumblecrust is a toothless beggar. 24. QUISBY In Victorian English, doing quisby meant shirking from work or lazing around. A quisby was someone who did just that. 25. RAGGABRASH A disorganized or grubby person. 26. RAKEFIRE A visitor who outstays his or her welcome. Originally, someone who stays so late the dying coals in the fireplace would need to be raked over just to keep it burning. 27. ROIDERBANKS Someone who lives beyond their means, or seems to spend extravagantly. 28. SADDLE-GOOSE Saddling geese is a proverbially pointless exercise, so anyone who wastes their time doing it—namely, a saddle-goose—must be an imbecile. 29. SCOBBERLOTCHER Probably derived from scopperloit, an old English dialect word for a vacation or a break from work, a scobberlotcher is someone who never works hard. 30. SKELPIE-LIMMER A badly-behaved child. Coined by the Scottish poet Robert Burns from the old Scots word skelpie, meaning “misbehaving” or “deserving punishment.” 31. SMELL-FEAST Someone who turns up uninvited at a meal or party and expects to be fed. 32. SMELLFUNGUS When Laurence Sterne (author of The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy) met the Scottish writer Tobias Smollett (author of The Adventures of Peregrine Pickle) in Italy in 1764, he was amazed by how critical Smollett was of all the places he had visited. Smollett returned home and published his Travels Through France and Italy in 1766, and in response Sterne published his Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy two years later. Part-novel, part-travelogue, Sterne’s book featured a grumblingly quarrelsome character called Smelfungus, who was modeled on Smollett. The name soon came to be used of any buzz-killing faultfinder—an in particular someone who always finds fault in the places they visit. 33. SNOUTBAND Someone who constantly interrupts a conversation, typically only to contradict or correct someone else. 34. SORNER Sorning was the 16th century equivalent of mooching or sponging, and so a sorner is someone who unappreciatively lives off other people. 35. STAMPCRAB A heavy-footed, clumsy person. 36. STYMPHALIST In Greek mythology, one of The Twelve Labors of Hercules was to destroy the Stymphalian birds, a flock of monstrous, man-eating birds with metal beaks and feathers, who produced a stinking and highly toxic guano. A Stymphalist is someone who smells just as unpleasant. 37. TALLOWCATCH Another of Shakespeare’s inventions directed at the gross, womanizing knight Falstaff in Henry IV, Part 1. It’s probably derived from “tallow ketch,” literally “a barrel of fat.” 38. TRIPTAKER A finicky, fault-finding pedant. 39. WANDOUGHT A weak and ineffectual man. (Wandoughty is an old word for impotence. Say no more.) 40. WHIFFLE-WHAFFLE An indecisive, time-wasting ditherer. 41. YALDSON A 15th century word literally meaning “the son of a prostitute.” 42. ZOILIST Zoilus was a Greek grammarian who became known as one of the most vitriolic critics of Homer, author of The Iliad and The Odyssey. Consequently, a zoilist is an overly-critical and judgmental nitpicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) You cankers swelled so much, that they have stretched the size of the world. Edited July 12, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Immortan Junka said: You cankers swelled so much, that they have stretched the size of the world. Junka is a snoutbound wandought and Hitchcock is his yaldson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Now this is beautiful I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 28 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: Junka is a snoutbound wandought and Hitchcock is his yaldson At least I didn't ghost in a highly stupid aggressive war, leaving my members vulnerable to attacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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