Lord bagel Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 For far too long a tumor has grown on the Order of the Paradox AA. It was harmless like a boil, but getting bigger and bigger all of the time. This hideous growth grew right there on the face of our alliance, taking a TOP 5 slot on our membership listing, yet we resisted the idea of lancing this boil. We convinced ourselves that it was actually fashionable and made us look good, but deep down we knew that it was nothing more than a blight to our appearance. Like a wart on a finger, we have no solid clue as to where he came from, or why he is here. Our attempts to reason with him and get him to participate with our alliance were met with nothing but silence. Countless wars were fought by Paradoxia, and yet the moment trouble started to brew he would escape into peace mode and avoid any conflict. And yet, we apathetically gave him our protection, not really seeing the harm in keeping him around. But no more. As such, it is my sadistic pleasure to announce that Killer Lolis of Loli Loli Loli is no longer protected by TOP or any of our allies. This coward has not felt the warm embrace of a line of the open arms of a foreign army. His people have not endured a night in an air-raid shelter as enemy bombers flew over head. His soil has not be exposed to the beautiful glow of 15 Megatons of nuclear energy. He has 19,000 tech for the taking to those of you who can get to him first. He will remain on the AA until someone has declared a war on him, so as to avoid letting him slip into protection elsewhere. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=34637 Thank you, and happy hunting. Lord Bagel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 gah! a talking bagel! Also, thanks for an interesting bit of news. but hey, a talking bagel, i'll be goshdarned!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Interesting announcement. I'm not sure how well this will work, it would be more effective if you just gave him free tech until he was in the top 250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord bagel Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Blackatron said: Interesting announcement. I'm not sure how well this will work, it would be more effective if you just gave him free tech until he was in the top 250 You are more than free to do so, but we're not giving him tech just so it can't be taken or destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) TOP is still around? Edited January 20, 2017 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Hasn't he been in TOP for years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I always had the impression about half of the upper tier was like this. It certainly was for the Imperium prior to our Revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) I dont know I feel about selling out a member who has been on the AA for 3000 days but its not my alliance so not my problem. Many of us have a different style of playing - and while his didnt necessarily fit in with TOPs, he shouldnt be attacked for it. I wish TOP and this poor bastard luck. Edited January 20, 2017 by Morphine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord bagel said: For far too long a tumor has grown on the Order of the Paradox AA. It was harmless like a boil, but getting bigger and bigger all of the time. This hideous growth grew right there on the face of our alliance, taking a TOP 5 slot on our membership listing, yet we resisted the idea of lancing this boil. We convinced ourselves that it was actually fashionable and made us look good, but deep down we knew that it was nothing more than a blight to our appearance. Like a wart on a finger, we have no solid clue as to where he came from, or why he is here. Our attempts to reason with him and get him to participate with our alliance were met with nothing but silence. Countless wars were fought by Paradoxia, and yet the moment trouble started to brew he would escape into peace mode and avoid any conflict. And yet, we apathetically gave him our protection, not really seeing the harm in keeping him around. But no more. As such, it is my sadistic pleasure to announce that Killer Lolis of Loli Loli Loli is no longer protected by TOP or any of our allies. This coward has not felt the warm embrace of a line of the open arms of a foreign army. His people have not endured a night in an air-raid shelter as enemy bombers flew over head. His soil has not be exposed to the beautiful glow of 15 Megatons of nuclear energy. He has 19,000 tech for the taking to those of you who can get to him first. He will remain on the AA until someone has declared a war on him, so as to avoid letting him slip into protection elsewhere. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=34637 Thank you, and happy hunting. Lord Bagel I believe this sums this up nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Alexio15 said: I believe this sums this up nicely I was waiting for this lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord bagel Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 46 minutes ago, Morphine said: I dont know I feel about selling out a member who has been on the AA for 3000 days but its not my alliance so not my problem. Many of us have a different style of playing - and while his didnt necessarily fit in with TOPs, he shouldnt be attacked for it. I wish TOP and this poor bastard luck. He is nothing more than a ghost. He should have been removed from the AA years ago but it never happened. He padded our stats, and the GA felt he should be given a chance to participate in the group, so we let him stay in the AA. but he does not even fight in our wars. He should have been banned from the AA the first time he fled to PM for not fighting on a war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Morphine said: I was waiting for this lol Paying for memories: excess of $10 Paying to see smiled: $20 Alexio making morphine smile: priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 3 hours ago, berbers said: Hasn't he been in TOP for years? Cypher has been in TOP since 2008, iirc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Thanks TOP we've been looking for raid targets. A wolf or two will be on him soon if the slots don't fill too quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Seriously, when are we going to figure out why a bagel talks.. Also, Bagel, I thought you loved me, you've left me all alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 bagel is trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord bagel Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 50 minutes ago, Neo Uruk said: bagel is trash No u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white majik Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 :majik: Thanks ive been bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) Umbrella to the rescue. Edit: I see a bug Page: 1 (1/20/2017 4:20:38 PM) White Majik declared war on Killer Lolis of Loli Loli Loli. (1/20/2017 1:12:45 PM) Auctor declared war on Killer Lolis of Loli Loli Loli. He was on the TOP AA until mere hours ago, but according to the game was not removed and did not leave. Very strange. Edited January 20, 2017 by Blackatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord bagel Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Blackatron said: Umbrella to the rescue. Edit: I see a bug Page: 1 (1/20/2017 4:20:38 PM) White Majik declared war on Killer Lolis of Loli Loli Loli. (1/20/2017 1:12:45 PM) Auctor declared war on Killer Lolis of Loli Loli Loli. He was on the TOP AA until mere hours ago, but according to the game was not removed and did not leave. Very strange. I banned him from the AA. I guess that might have caused the troubles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Dammit, a little late to the party. Have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 When there's somethin' strange on your own AA.....who ya gonna call? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roal36 Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 He will have plenty of money in his warchest to fight for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abshire Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 If TOPs account of his PM record is an indicator, the raiding will be short-lived. Way to $%&@ the stagger FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Abshire said: If TOPs account of his PM record is an indicator, the raiding will be short-lived. Way to $%&@ the stagger FTW. Auctor declared something like 6 hours before us so there should be a chance to stagger. Doesn't have to be a whole day, if I recall correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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