HiredGun Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 (edited) With the hunting season underway the federal government passed legislation today to fund the use of deadly force against wild wolves terrorizing the local lamb population. A group of DEFCON 1 Forces lead by Captain CrazyNation are preparing to deploy over the hide outs of the menacing animals. Captain CrazyNation went on record to say “While this is a long fall from what we usual kill, we will answer our generals call with the full eradication of the adult wolf population within 5 days.” Picture taken today showcasing a team of DEFCON 1 forces preparing to shoot the fluffy fur balls from helicopters. Millions of lambs from across the nation have rejoiced and celebrated over the news, a sheep protestor from the “Lamblivesmatter” movement has baah’d suggestions by marking the day of celebration with a livestock national holiday to commemorate the news, farmers nationwide have stated they would strongly oppose the proposal. While local authorities have expressed disappointment at the federal government intervention, authorities have kept their promised of a six-figure cash prize for the hunter who brings back the most skins. A local hunting club known as the “Can’t Shoot Straight” hunting club have been spotted trailing closely behind government forces preparing to remove the skins from the soon to be bullet riddled corpses. When questioned over the practice, their Club Captain responded “!@#$ OFF, I have 9 kids to feed goddammit” The infamous “Can’t Shoot Straight” Hunting Club, with their club captain known only as, Wasso, pictured sitting. When asked for comment, General HiredGun’s only words on the controversy were: “Let the hunter become the hunted” And with that, LET THE HUNT BEGIN! DEFCON 1 DECLARES WAR ON ALPHA WOLVES Stats:DEFCON 1 Members: 18 Total NS: 311,858 Avg NS: 17,325 Nukes: 1 +30k: 1 +25k: 2 +20k: 3 +15k: 5 +10K: 4 -10K: 3 ALPHA WOLVES Members: 22 Total NS: 424,589 Avg NS: 19,300 Nukes: 31 +30k: 2 +25k: 6 +20k: 3 +15k: 4 +10K: 4 -10K: 3 Edited December 4, 2016 by HiredGun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandros o Megas Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 For the Lambs against the Wolves! Defcon1 prevails! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasso Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 o/ Defcon1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiredGun Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 FOR THE LAMBS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPan Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 (edited) Good luck to everybody in this war. Enjoy:-) Nice plan though. Cash strapped AWs have been caught with their pants down, if i am not wrong. Although, Defcon1 up-declaring with an appx. 100,000 NS odd deficit might make it more or less even:-) Anyways, have fun:-) Edited October 9, 2016 by PeterPan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiredGun Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 One things certain, they'll have to rebuild stuff this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malakarlian Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 I have to admit I liked your DOW..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRash Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 (edited) good luck have fun o/ Edited October 9, 2016 by RoadRash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasso Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 8 hours ago, HiredGun said: The infamous “Can’t Shoot Straight” Hunting Club, with their club captain known only as, Wasso, pictured sitting. By the way, this is me; the Captain of CSS. I just don't like to take selfies, so i asked from Hired Gun to shoot us a picture before we go hunt, for the Lambs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiredGun Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 8 hours ago, malakarlian said: I have to admit I liked your DOW..... Cheers fluffy ears, also got your leader by his fluffy balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiredGun Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 7 hours ago, wasso said: By the way, this is me; the Captain of CSS. I just don't like to take selfies, so i asked from Hired Gun to shoot us a picture before we go hunt, for the Lambs! Don't worry Wass, we wont allow your kids to go hungry. FOR WASSO'S KIDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malakarlian Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 by the way i forgot to write twenty posts about how unfair this war was because we were not ready....about how unfair it is that a lot of our members do not have the SDI, about how unfair it was that you guys used the cheap tactics to attack at update.....about how unfair it is that Defcon1 did not give us advanced warning of attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malakarlian Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, malakarlian said: by the way i forgot to write twenty posts about how unfair this war was because we were not ready....about how unfair it is that a lot of our members do not have the SDI, about how unfair it was that you guys used the cheap tactics to attack at update.....about how unfair it is that Defcon1 did not give us advanced warning of attacks. Oh wait im not hiredgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 5 hours ago, malakarlian said: Oh wait im not hiredgun I know give the guy a compliment and he makes remarks about my balls haha didnt know he like them.... Seems he's holding a grudge haha Good luck D1, our wolves will give you a fight.... Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRash Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 The great grudge wars ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiredGun Posted October 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 8 hours ago, malakarlian said: by the way i forgot to write twenty posts about how unfair this war was because we were not ready....about how unfair it is that a lot of our members do not have the SDI, about how unfair it was that you guys used the cheap tactics to attack at update.....about how unfair it is that Defcon1 did not give us advanced warning of attacks. You don't have anything to complain about cos unlike your war, our war is more than fair, its a solid up-declare with no dirty low blows. 2 hours ago, AL Bundy said: I know give the guy a compliment and he makes remarks about my balls haha didnt know he like them.... Seems he's holding a grudge haha Good luck D1, our wolves will give you a fight.... Al 1 hour ago, RoadRash said: The great grudge wars ? We came into this round with no grudges until your last war against us forcing some of our members to stop playing before they could even start. So this war is more about our survival and neutralizing a dirty and malicious threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidious Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 Cute declaration. Sorry, couldn't pass up this opportunity. "Are you washed in the blood, In the soul-cleansing blood of the Lamb? Are your garments spotless? Are they white as snow? Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRqYdJCC1uM Have fun, everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRash Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 8 hours ago, HiredGun said: We came into this round with no grudges until your last war against us forcing some of our members to stop playing before they could even start. So this war is more about our survival and neutralizing a dirty and malicious threat. haha Alpha Wolves are a dirty and malicious threat??? and declaring war 4 days after our last war expires is neutralizing it … my friend all you really did was show us that your grudge is a lot worse then we thought, don’t worry I’m not mad at ya .. as long as i have another nation at the end of my war screen I’m happy it really doesn’t matter to me what AA they are wearing … what makes planet steve as well as planet bob great is having an opponent that makes an individual strive to beat you showed AW that we are that opponent for you … and really all you did with declaring on AW is hurt your alliance more then helped it . you will not do the damage you think you will we are more prepared then you think and guess what after this little skirmish your going to have to keep thinking to yourself “ when will AW hit us again “ “ is it safe to go 18 days without collecting “ o/ here is to the mighty Grudge Wars thanks for the casualties and please stop hitting AL i need to pass him in casualties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidious Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 These are not "baby lambs", they are baby goats. I would strongly suggest all false accusations cease and desist immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRash Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Davidious said: These are not "baby lambs", they are baby goats. I would strongly suggest all false accusations cease and desist immediately. hahahhahahahahha BAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidious Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 (edited) http://i.imgur.com/fd3bY32.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fd3bY32.jpg Mr Hired Gun, why ain't you givin' us all we 'quired fer? Mr HIred Gun, why you doin' this to your people? It looks as if the goats are finally speaking up. Edited October 10, 2016 by Davidious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malakarlian Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 lmao!!!!!! very spot on Davidious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidious Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 (edited) Def1, why do you call upon our good friends, the goats? Why put them in the middle of all this? Edited October 10, 2016 by Davidious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Davidious Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 Goaty McGoatface is awaiting your answer. He is somewhat upset about the lack of response to the issues he has brought forth for you to hear and is anxiously awaiting a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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