Canik Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Beware the Wereape! Preamble: This Peace, Intelligence, and Aid Treaty is between the alliances of Doom Kingdom and Fellowship of the Wolves, in the spirit of friendship, co-operations, etc.Article I: PeaceThe signatories of this treaty agree not to conduct any acts of warfare, espionage, or any other acts of violence against the other. If this happens, the signatories shall handle the situation properly and maturely.Article II: IntelligenceIn the event that one signatory gains intelligence on the other that could be vital to their security, they must share that intelligence with them.Article III: AidAt any time, a signatory of this treaty may ask for aid of any kind from the other. Although the other signatory has the option to refuse the aid with a reason specified, it is recommended that they send the aid as soon as possible.Article IV: TerminationAt any time, one signatory may cancel this treaty for the any reason. If this happens, the canceler must give the other signatory seventy-two hours notice of the cancellation. Article I remains in effect for an additional one hundred and twenty hours after the treaty is cancelled.Article V: ReviewIn the event sixty days or less after the the treaty is announced, both parties agree to review the treaty to determine whether to upgrade, cancel, or continue. If both parties agree to continue, the treaty will be reviewed again in ninety days or less.Signed for Doom Kingdom: The Doom Kingdom Government: Doomfather - Lord HersheyDoomanager - Gh0s7Doombassador - White ChocolateDoomarshall - BannedDoomerchant - BdeDoomtender - Vacated The Doom Council: - Berbers- Caliph- High Chancellor Liq- Karl Godel- RileyAddaff- Supreme Emperor Daeg- Xavier Renegade Angel Signed for Fellowship of the Wolves: FTW General Assembly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 The Wereape is a real thing, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 congrats and welcome to the Doom family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I fear the wereape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Congratulations to both parties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 o/ Wereapes Congrats to both of our allies and brothers in arms... :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Is there anyone you don't have a treaty with yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Is fearing the Wereape obligatory? Are we allowed to pet it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Is there anyone you don't have a treaty with yet? Your own alliance made it a popular strategy to ensure you're always on the winning side, why are you so surprised by this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Looking good. Love those PIAT's. Is there anyone you don't have a treaty with yet? I can think of a few, but it's still 2015 for a few months so maybe we can fix that before the end of the year. :awesome: Edited October 5, 2015 by White Chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Is fearing the Wereape obligatory? Are we allowed to pet it? Only if you feed it with beer so it may not bite you. Not always a guarantee, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Well, it's welcome in my bar any time. We have plenty of beer and large bouncers. And if I get bitten, we can all find out what a werepenguin looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Your own alliance made it a popular strategy to ensure you're always on the winning side, why are you so surprised by this? DK will sign a piat with just about anyone, but not everyone gets to the next level, sometimes those fireballs and barrels prove too difficult. A piat is a nice way of feeling someone out without obligating to a whole hell of a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Your own alliance made it a popular strategy to ensure you're always on the winning side, why are you so surprised by this? DK will sign a piat with just about anyone, but not everyone gets to the next level, sometimes those fireballs and barrels prove too difficult. A piat is a nice way of feeling someone out without obligating to a whole hell of a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wired Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Fun Fact: A freshly shaved Wereape creates over 50 high quality wigs and several dozen lesser quality toupees. Unfortunately the high degree of difficulty associated with shaving a fully grown Wereape means few have experienced the luxurious texture and unique odor a full mane of Wereape Hair offers. o/ FTW o/ DK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Nothing is more dangerous than a wereape, unless it's an underestimated wereape. Howl, or oo-oo-aa, whatever it is we say... Edited October 5, 2015 by Ovidsidios Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rileyaddaff Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Is there anyone you don't have a treaty with yet?Yea, IRON, and for a damn good reason too. E- o/ the wereape Edited October 5, 2015 by rileyaddaff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 DK will sign a piat with just about anyone, but not everyone gets to the next level, sometimes those fireballs and barrels prove too difficult. A piat is a nice way of feeling someone out without obligating to a whole hell of a lot. This is correct, and two years ago I would never have expected Doomsphere to restore professionalism and sanity to alliance politics, but there it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Yea, IRON, and for a damn good reason too. E- o/ the wereape ^^ I like the way you Talk Boss! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Only if you feed it with beer so it may not bite you. Not always a guarantee, though. Well it's a good thing I keep it in a continued state of intoxication. O/ the wereape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I haven't caught this disease before. How is it transmitted? Go Team Jacob Furious George! PS Got the thread correct this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Emperor Daeg Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Transmission comes from tainted bananas. I for one welcome our new wereape overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoshawk Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Congratulations on this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Loves me some wolves <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Transmission comes from tainted bananas. I for one welcome our new wereape overlords. Tainted bananas? Sorry, DK probably caught that from me FTW. Any allies of FTW should probably get checked at the clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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