The Zigur Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE KINGDOM OF PAKALOLO MINISTRY OF WAR THE TRIUMPHANT DEVELOPMENT OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN DEFENSE OF THE POLYNESIAN HOMELAND! ON JUNE 03, 2015, THE MINISTER OF WAR, JONAH KANAHELE CONFIRMED THE FIRST FUNCTIONAL NUCLEAR WEAPON HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY DEVELOPED TO DEFEND THE ISLANDS OF THE KINGDOM! ON JUNE 6, 2015, A MILITARY PARADE WAS HELD IN THE CAPITAL, NEO WAIANAE, IN COMMEMORATION OF THE ACHIEVEMENT ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ORIGINAL HAWAIIAN COLONY BY PACIFICAN NEO-IMPERIALISTS. AT THAT TIME, THE EMPEROR OF THE KINGDOM AND OF THE IAA, JUNKALUNKA, WAS SENTENCED TO EZI FOLLOWING FALSIFICATION OF LOGS BY THE NPO. SINCE THAT ERA, THE KANAKA MAOLI HAVE NOT ACHIEVED NUCLEAR STATUS UNTIL NOW, SUFFERING NUMEROUS NUCLEAR ATTACKS WITH NO MEANS OF EQUIVALENT RETALIATION FOR A PERIOD OF MANY YEARS. IN THE VANGUARD OF THE PARADE, THE HAWAIIAN STRATEGIC MOBILE NUCLEAR ARSENAL EVOKED CHEERS FROM TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SPECTATORS LINING KAMEHAMEHA HIGHWAY. CLOSE BEHIND FOLLOWED AN ELEMENT OF NEW POLARIS-DEVELOPED MOLDAVI UNIVERSAL BATTLE TANKS (UBT), THE PRODUCTIVE OF A MASSIVE INDUSTRIALIZATION INITIATIVE DESIGNED TO ENHANCE THE OFFENSIVE CAPABILITIES OF POLAR NATIONS. ALSO ATTRACTING ATTENTION WERE THE ARMORED PERSONNEL CARRIER VARIANT DAJOBO UBTS, EQUIPPED WITH POWERFUL SHORT RANGE AIR DEFENSE (SHORAD) TURRETS. ALSO ON DISPLAY, A BATTERY OF THE NEW POLARIS-PRODUCED ASSINGTON SELF-PROPELLED ARTILLERY PIECES, FEATURING THE MOST ADVANCED INTEGRATING TARGETING COMPUTERS IN THE WORLD, WHICH UTILIZES GPS-GUIDED ARTILLERY ROUNDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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