Captain Enema Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I'm opening up a new rp. There will be no gms. No voting. No rules other than two. There will be no gm court, no spy rolls, no tech rules, no military counts, no ooc/ic rules. Optional everything is the word of the day. We have a map, you claim some land on that map. If you want to spend the next 30 months making a post every two weeks about soybean production, that's your call. If you want to ignore everything your neighbors do, that is your call. I'd say you are a truly boring individual, but if rping about soybean production makes you happy and satisfies your writing itch, THAT is you bag baby. The two rules. You must make an ic post every single month. No vacation modes, no leaves of absence, if you are called away for longer than 30 days your nation goes bye bye. If you make physical movements, diplomatic moves, or any sort of detectable to counter your opponent, you are no longer covered by the optional thing. Physical actions are the threshold. If someone is saying mean things about you, it's optional. If someone is saying they are going to satisfy your mum, it's optional, and probably more so in that case if you have your say, but maybe not depending upon how long your mum has been without a good shag. Say what you want to say, but until the fists are flying and the other guy is hitting back, it is optional. In this rp, you can rp whatever tech era you want. If you want 9000000000 million men, have at it. If you want spaceships, go for it. I don't and probably won't recognize it. If you want to fight me, pm me, we'll talk about how it'll go and sort it out. I'm open to an interesting story line. If two people are being idiots oocly, I'm certain I have no problem ignoring them and treating everything they do as optional. Anyone want to do the map? Edited October 22, 2014 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tintagyl Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I say just use the CNRP1 map, and just make that optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I say just use the CNRP1 map, and just make that optional. hahah, nice. done unless someone has a better idea. Edited October 22, 2014 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sounds like CNRP when I first started. I shall partake in this endeavor to free ourselves. I would like to add a rule though. No pants! Of course you may optionally recognize whether or not I'm wearing pants however it is my sincere hope that you will recognize it and dream about it nightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sounds like CNRP when I first started. I shall partake in this endeavor to free ourselves. I would like to add a rule though. No pants! Of course you may optionally recognize whether or not I'm wearing pants however it is my sincere hope that you will recognize it and dream about it nightly. I recognize you wearing a dress as it is, but feel free to claim they are pants. FREE CNRP! FREE US FROM TYRANNY! FREE US FROM STUPID! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Rather than a map thread, for now we'll just post maps of our territorial claims here. http://campus.udayton.edu/mary/resources/stamps/eastwestgermany1.jpg East germany as shown on the map. btw, don't be a greedy pig. Edited October 22, 2014 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 OH MY GOD SCRAMBLE THREADS AGAIN, LETS DO THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 UK+Ireland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Looks like we're taking CNRP back to its roots. If so, can we have a ball where people insult each other and terrorists attack? And maybe a duel between Generalissimo and Kaiser Martens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Looks like we're taking CNRP back to its roots. If so, can we have a ball where people insult each other and terrorists attack? And maybe a duel between Generalissimo and Kaiser Martens? I got 5 dollars on Martens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Just to make sure, this is a new CNRP right and not a conversion of the existing ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Ilyich Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I could make a map out of the q-bam, if nobody else wants to do it. Galactic Empire, claiming former Yugoslavia(Tee Hee) Edited October 22, 2014 by Ferdinand Foch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Ilyich Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sorry to post in a row, but FYI I will make a map around 5:00 ish, I got that place to go to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Do you have any worldly desires, apart from making maps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Ilyich Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I will make it if someone else is not making it. Simple as that. To be honest, I am not big on making the map, as I tried before. But, I will do it if nobody else is doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Let's just wait for a few more people to join before making a map. There are only 3 land claims so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywall Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Oh what the hell, give me Normandy, Belgium, and the Netherlands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm going to move Vostokslavia over to this rp and play it as I always intended. A fascist quasi-germanic state ruled by an evil immortal dictator named Scolar Martens. Let me see if I can find an old map when I get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Just to make sure, this is a new CNRP right and not a conversion of the existing ones? It can be whatever you want it to be. it is up to everyone else to recognize your effort. Further, I don't even want a map. Just post your land claims in here. A map heralds the idiot claims for protectorates and other land hogging. And with protectorates, some dickbag is going to demand rules for them. I spose if others absolutely want a map, I guess I'll go along with one. I'd probably even say we let Foch have a chance at being the map girl. He's volunteered for every other single rp to be the map girl. Why don't we let him shake his boobies and be the map girl this time? Edited October 22, 2014 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm happy with just claims honestly, but if we do a map we can just say no protectorates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Gimme Syria I guess. Civil war and chemical weapons all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) I honestly think that if we want optional stuff, we shouldn't use Earth as a map - people are going to covet land and, optional recognition or not, we are going to have issues. Here is a map of Mars that could be edited a bit to it could be used as a map for us. Just a thought.Edit: Here is an even better one. http://1wyrmshadow1.deviantart.com/art/Mars-Political-Map-blank-192602286 Edited October 22, 2014 by Horo the Wise Wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostGloriousLeader Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Why even base it on something like mars? You ought to make a completely new world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tintagyl Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Everyone knows Mars is a dying planet...that's half the fun! I GIVE YOU BARSOOM! (Which is Mars in Martian tongue) http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/165/7/c/map_of_barsoom_by_motion_music-d53glcd.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Why even base it on something like mars? You ought to make a completely new world.I chose Mars so we could have a user-friendly map, rather than a map generate that makes something like that :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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