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A selection of transcripts from the "Diplomatic Expose" segment of the popular Xenioshian radio program: [i][b]Jews say the darndest things[/b][/i]. In this part of the show, the glorious leader, protector, and Polemarch of Xenios reveals some of the messages sent to his high-ranking officers and ministers from the enemy nations of Xenios, and offers his replies to them. This is done in the name of transparency and for the general entertainment of the Xenioshian populace.


[color=#b22222][b]Transcript from show first broadcast October 7th 2012-----[/b][/color]


... A couple of days ago, the head of our Chamber of Commerce received a trade offer from the [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=489064"]Kingdom of "Isreal"[/url] , which is not actually a kingdom, but a communist state that carries the Star of David flag. This was obviously a mistake on their part, or else a demonstration of how desperate they were for trading partners. Really, these guys look like they'd sell their grandma for a quick buck. They were willing to sell us lead - an important resource for the military... to us!! This was after we'd declared war on our fourth Judaized state, so there really was no excuse. They also wanted to sell us silver: perhaps they were hoping that thirty pieces would be enough for us to betray our own principles, I don't know. Anyway, we Xenioshians are proud and will not sell out to our stated aims, and so it goes without saying that this trade offer was refused. By way of explanation, our head of the C of C sent this memo, and I'm going to read it out for you now:

[quote]Jews can only trade honestly with Jews: everyone else they will try and swindle. As we are not a Jewish nation, and do not wish to be deceived, we cannot trade with your flea-pit, masquerading as a nation.[/quote]

.. there you go, short and to the point. But we made sure to print it on our best quality paper, to show we can be dignified when we want to be. Well, this is the memo, hastily scrawled back to us, sent on behalf of their leader UbiMea:

The heading reads: u got to be "kinding" -- I guess he meant "kidding": didn't spend much time crafting that! The main part of the missive reads, without the cursing:

[quote]"who the "bleep" are you: a muslim jihadist or the kkk, or this just a trol"[/quote]

Now, we haven't declared any sort of violence against this so-called kingdom of Isreal: all we did is explain why we cannot, in all good conscience, trade with them. And what do they automatically think? That we must be some swivel-eyed nutcases dressed in silly robes, with some stupid get-up on our heads, declaring war on the Jews.... or that we're in the K.K.K. Oh yes, or else we're some sort of ugly troll-type creature. This is a common tactic of the Judaizers worldwide: the dehumanizing of their enemies. Brothers, you know the League has never wished to dehumanize the Jew, but only expose the destructive spirit of Talmudic Judaism that infects both Jew and non-Jew alike. Any man can be freed from this destructive spirit, though some are further under its delusion than others... including this UbiMea of Isreal.

The rest of his missives we cannot repeat, for they are more swearing than content. But even just this short message from our enemies shows what we're up against. We may be shocked by the vehemence of their reaction, but their incoherence should give us hope that the powers of light, reason and understanding are certainly not with them....

[color=#b22222][b]---- End Transcript[/b][/color]

More to follow.

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Government Propaganda. A classic. Well crafted but i think if you want to make effective propaganda, you have to be less direct. Maybye make a few broadcasts that slightly lean for or against something, then gradually pick up the propaganda. Eventually you`ll get to this point of everybody hating Jews. But when you become this direct, it can make your citzens turn on you.

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The Xenioshians already know the threat of Talmudism on Planet Bob, so it is not a case of broadcasting to people who need to have their minds changed. What the people of Xenios need - oppressed from all sides as they are - is a reminder that they are justified in their beliefs, and the fight that they are waging is for good.

Many leaders here are assuming I have a "Jewish population", which is nonsense. Xenios is small, and was formed in the woodlands [i]away[/i] from the cramped metropolitan centers, which is where the mercantile Jews flourish.

As for propaganda, this is the remit of self-serving politicians and snake-oil sellers. The Polemarch declares the truth, and that part of each man - Jew or Gentile - that loves the truth will be stirred by these words, and come to true understanding. Those who love the crass materialism of the world too much will be reviled and pull away from those who might agree with Xenios' example. And so the two sides will start to form among the seething mass of Planet Bob's giant population. Those ensnared by earthly ways, trapped by the commercialism and materialism of the Judaizers, will slink away like dross, whilst those who recognize the true dignity of man will shine like purified gold. Those left in the dark, apart from the enlightened people, will need and have no other punishment except to remain where they are. Xenios and her allies will continue to stand as shining beacons amid the murky waters of the rest, calling those who wish to renew themselves from the mire.

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From this point on, all Alvonian diplomatic staff and all soldiers providing security for diplomats are to hereby be limited to followers of Judaism only. We hope you rather not kill them since you'd be murdering Alvonian citizens and military personnel, which isn't kindly looked upon anywhere.

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This is simply propaganda. Spin it all you want, but that doesn't change a thing.

Also, by international standards, this broadcast is technically illegal, as diplomatic messages usually should not be revealed to the public.

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I'm sure you'll be happy to know, that trades on Planet Bob are fair across all borders, and that they are balanced. You need not fret over a possible trade imbalance as it is impossible here. The resource tubes control it so it's all shared equally.

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In the nation of Winner, from within the leader's bunker, an announcement was made about an "investigation" that was being undertaken into what was going on in the nation of Xenios. The bluster and fanfare that accompanied this announcement might lead anyone who has never conversed with that nation's leader to believe that such an investigation was proceeding efficiently and in good order. Any innocent citizen of Bob who didn't know that Winner was currently nothing more than a medium-sized crater might even think that a professional corp of spies or international diplomats were working diligently to reveal the workings of Xenios and her leadership.

However, a recent memo from the leader reveals the extent of his investigative skills:


[quote][b]Subject:[/b] Investigation into Your Nation

[b]Message:[/b] You will be recieving many letters from many people regaurding a investigation into your nation. We currently are attempting to retrieve much info from your nation which will be kept private. It will only become public if you want it to be.

We only have a few questions so if you answer them truthfully, we will allow you to get off with a smaller sanction recommendation and less hate mail in your inbox. If you don`t, you will be sent to trial on War Crimes which would carry a sticker on your nation as it would be heavly publicized. It would also include heavy recommendations to the Black Team senators to have a full sanctions placed on you. It would also include all nations that wish to remain on the good side, to nam you, your alliance and all of your allies, would be declared enemys. You would be attacked from all sides. There`s more just i have a limit so i will get to the questions:

How much cash do you have currently?
How many spies do you have?
Who are your allies and enemys[/quote]

The Polemarch of Xenios, along with the leadership of the League of Anti-Judaizers, enjoyed these error-strewn and feeble threats so much that it has decided to share them with our fellow citizens.

Almost equally amusing, though with better spelling, was a communiqué broadcast by the Judaeo-controlled press of Padiw, under the name of Bill Joeson, known to the Xenioshian leadership as the P.P.P (the Puppet-President of Padiw). In the message, triple-P condemned the exposing of enemy messages to the public, appealing to some higher authority known as "international law". Xenios recognizes the authority of any nation to formulate and administer its own laws, but rejects any laws devised by corruptible humanity that stand above the sovereignty of individual nations.

The Authority that stands above and beyond all human peoples is Divine, and Xenios recognizes no heavenly directive that forbids the telling of the truth in the name of diplomatic niceties. If this puts off enemy nations from sending their poisonous and disingenuous messages to the Xenioshian government, then so be it.

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[b]The Old Dame of Planet Bob gets her knickers in a twist[/b]

Ruler of Dulra, Hime Themis, has left her usual place - sitting on top of FISHGUTS (at the top of the "Top Ten Nations" of Planet Bob) - to slum it with the lower nations, deigning to send a personal message to the Polemarch of Xenios. The self-titled "Dame", has already sent a couple of the messages to the Polemarch - personally libeling him in numerous ways and with a condescension that must have taken a lifetime to master. The most recent message, however, includes a slur against all Xenioshians and our glorious mission on Planet Bob; therefore the Polemarch feels duty bound to expose this accusation and respond to it. The message is as follows:

[quote]
[b]Subject:[/b] Crusader

[b]Message[/b]: Polemarch

So the great crusader now is just a miserable lowlife tech raiders. Brilliant.

Dame Hime Themis
[/quote]

In a subsequent message she expands on her "reasoning" (the term is used loosely):
[quote]

You ccould not even keep up your moronic bigotted Crusade. You did not even pick nations that flew the Judasim as their faith. You have prove to be excatly what I thought you were a racist bigot and lowlife tech thief. Bravo.
[/quote]

(spelling mistakes in the original)

The Old Dame of Bob here reveals her ignorance of Xenioshian affairs, even those which have been broadcast to the wider world. Xenios can bring forward a [i]casus belli [/i]for every single one of its wars, and it is certainly more nuanced than attacking any country that has Judaism as its official religion. A Judaized nation may well hide the true power behind the throne (Talmudic Judaism) by declaring its official religion to be "mixed" or even "none". Therefore, the absence of Judaism as a nation's official religion does not mean that Xenios is plundering that nation for tech and ignoring its principles. Xenios has gained very little in material wealth from the wars it has waged - the victories have all been spiritual: freeing nations (i.e. peoples) from their corrupt, foreign, state-apparatus and granting them independence to follow their own paths of self-determination. Many of these people have come to Xenios herself, which is why the nation's population has grown so quickly in such a short time. The infrastructure needed to support these previously Judaized and abused people has been paid for by kind donations from friendly nations, and not common piracy. Perhaps in her senile haze, the Old Dame of Dulra is remembering the early "pioneering" days of her own country, and judging our great nation by her own standards.

But of course, the most surprising thing in this whole affair is not the message itself, but that it was sent at all. The Dame has sent numerous messages like this which all basically mock the strength of Xenios and boast about the strength of Dulra. For example:
[quote]

I have been the top nation for 3 years, I am in the top 5% of casualties and our alliance has fought in 2 of the last 3 major wars, My friend Fishguts sadly has not been close for a very long time, I enjoy the competition. Despite the regular stupid rogue attacks on me I remain 70k ahead of second...
[/quote]

Here, the Dame reveals her gross materialism, which is no doubt indoctrinated into the general populace of Dulra through Themis' role as supreme monarch. Not to mention the crass boasting about how many soldiers she has sent to their death during her tenure of Dulra. Quite disgusting.

For all the arguing and bragging about infrastructure, funds, and technology, the fact is that Xenios' broadcasts compelled Hime Themis to send unsolicited personal messages to The Polemarch, letting her disapproval be known. Xenios does not care about the opinion of the nation of Dulra - but clearly the government of Dulra feels the need to say something to Xenios. This demonstrates the strength of Xenios' message - a message that is carried within every Xenioshian - and its ability to make even the mightiest nations tremble (even if the trembling is a quiver of impotent rage).

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Here are some from the 6th of October, 2012. The sender: the Hypocritical Jew of Pelican Land, calling himself the [b]Pelican Lord[/b], who preaches for tolerance and for nations to be wiped off the map in the same sentence. Who condemns war, yet actively participates in raiding. Anyway, his first missive is short and to the point:


[quote][b]Subject: [/b]Die $%&* devil!

[b]Message: [/b]^This.[/quote]

The second quickly follows, which is slightly more verbose than the last:

[quote]No one likes racist retards like you. Go away.[/quote]

It seems like the Jewish nation of Pelican Land is quite intent on denying Xenios and Xenioshian's right to exist on Planet Bob. The Polemarch has been accused of demonizing those of the Jewish faith, yet the only demonstrable demonization comes from the Pelican Lord himself, who calls a fellow human being: devil.

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It is up to the authors of these statements to recant of them themselves, if they so wish. Xenios, by exposing these memos, exposes much about the true nature of their authors. That includes the nation of Winner and its so-called "investigation". That has been addressed further up the thread.

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A memo recently received from the Judaized leader, and [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=113658#entry3044108"]well-known smut-peddler[/url], Litha Riddle of Enigmathena, a nation known as a haven for corrupt Jewish bankers and businessmen (the citizens however, of British ethnicity, are burdened unfairly by high taxes).

[quote][b]Subject:[/b] Hypocrite

[b]Message: [/b]Accepting aid from a jewish nation? So you don't mind accepting the money but not the faith?

You need a catscan :/[/quote]


This libelous comment needs to be addressed. It is in reference to the generous aid offer sent to the people of Xenios by the great leader of the [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=333137"]Island of Dr Moreau[/url]. This is the second aid package sent to the League, in order that it may carry out its noble work, and each time the aid was delivered with the message of "Shalom". My reply to Litha Riddle, addressed this accusation:

[quote]I have not accepted any money from a Jewish nation, nor from a Judaized nation.

I did receive aid from a nation that greeted me with the Hebrew salutation "Shalom", meaning peace.

The Talmud-worshiping Jews of Bob do not speak such a noble language, but instead the bastrdized language of Yiddish, which is a mish-mash of different languages intended to deceive Gentiles, particularly in business dealings.

You can check the nation I received aid from and see that their religion is not (Talmudic) Judaism, nor do they have Jewish people as their primary ethnicity.[/quote]

Rather than address my response, as people endowed with reason might do, the leader of Enigmathena instead decided to [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=113707#entry3045201"]launch a misjudged "campaign" against Xenios[/url]. This lead to more aid being sent to this noble nation, for which His Royal Highness King Michael send his deepest gratitude and beneficent regards.

o/ Long live the King! All Hail Xenios \o

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At around the same time of the above message, abusive memos were also being sent by one of Litha's NPO allies, Xantha, "ruler" (the term must be used loosely as her country is currently in anarchy) of the Vale of Aldur. The opening message was also the most revealing:

[quote][b]Subject: [/b]Question?

[b]Message: [/b]Where you dropped on your head as an infant? Multiple times? Still and infant? Just what is your problem? I really hope some day when you have kids they get EXACTLY the kind of treatment you are dishing out to people now. Maybe THEN you will realize how messed up you really are.

However - barring that - not allowing your type to breed is also a great solution.

Regards,

Xantha[/quote]


The personal insults are nothing to the Polemarch, especially when they come from a ruler who even uses the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal"]high rising terminal[/url] - beloved of South Californian teenage girls - [u]in her writing[/u]. :blink:

What is worthy of note is the hope that "my type" should be wiped out.... even referring to such genocide as a "great solution". Even the Polemarch of Xenios - committed to crushing the evil Jewish cabals that secretly run Bob - has never suggested such a "Great Solution" to the Jewish problem. This is because the League recognizes the problem as one of corrupt ideology and inner-weakness, rather than a war of ethnicity.

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[quote name='The Polemarch' timestamp='1351630452' post='3046762']
At around the same time of the above message, abusive memos were also being sent by one of Litha's NPO allies, Xantha, "ruler" (the term must be used loosely as her country is currently in anarchy) of the Vale of Aldur. The opening message was also the most revealing:




The personal insults are nothing to the Polemarch, especially when they come from a ruler who even uses the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal"]high rising terminal[/url] - beloved of South Californian teenage girls - [u]in her writing[/u]. :blink:

What is worthy of note is the hope that "my type" should be wiped out.... even referring to such genocide as a "great solution". Even the Polemarch of Xenios - committed to crushing the evil Jewish cabals that secretly run Bob - has never suggested such a "Great Solution" to the Jewish problem. This is because the League recognizes the problem as one of corrupt ideology and inner-weakness, rather than a war of ethnicity.
[/quote]Mr. President, i happen to agree with these writings.

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[quote name='redhavk1' timestamp='1351713815' post='3047065']
This is hilariously Please.... Please... Please... MORE MESSAGES!.
[/quote]

There have been a few nations sending messages which clearly were intended for the purposes of getting onto the "Diplomatic Expose" segment of [b][i]Jews say the darndest things[/i][/b], possibly in order to revive their flagging popularity at home. However the League are very keen not to be taken in by such crude marketeering. Talk of advertising leads conveniently onto the last, intriguing, message received by Xantha of the Vale:



[quote][b]To:[/b] Polemarch [b]From:[/b] Xantha [b]Date: [/b]10/25/2012 4:24:32 PM

[b]Subject:[/b] please note

[b]Message: [/b]My new religion for my nation is the Star of David.

BTW is the acronym for your alliance really LIPS?

Are you advertising or what? If you are I can send some people your way - they will be really interested.

Regards

X[/quote]


I presume the sign-off was Xantha's initial and not a cheeky kiss. But what are we to make of this "offer"? A threat of trying to bring her alliance, the NPO, into a war against Xenios? A genuine offer of introducing me to other anti-Judaizing nations? Who knows.... Xantha has been [i]in incommunicado[/i] for some time now. I did indeed "note" the national religion of the Vale of Aldur had been unilaterally changed to Judaism, whilst also noting that the entire nation had descended into anarchy. It can only be assumed that the Vale's inhabitants finally rose up against Xantha's presumptuous tinkering with her nation's religion and lynched her from the nearest willow tree. Or else she has fled to the nearest bunker.

Hail to the brave people of the Vale, currently in the process of overthrowing the Judaizing forces imposed upon them! o/

[center][img]http://forums.cybernations.net/uploads/blog-0587141001351717427.jpg[/img][/center]

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[quote name='The Polemarch' timestamp='1351717379' post='3047083']
There have been a few nations sending messages which clearly were intended for the purposes of getting onto the "Diplomatic Expose" segment of [b][i]Jews say the darndest things[/i][/b], possibly in order to revive their flagging popularity at home. However the League are very keen not to be taken in by such crude marketeering. Talk of advertising leads conveniently onto the last, intriguing, message received by Xantha of the Vale:






I presume the sign-off was Xantha's initial and not a cheeky kiss. But what are we to make of this "offer"? A threat of trying to bring her alliance, the NPO, into a war against Xenios? A genuine offer of introducing me to other anti-Judaizing nations? Who knows.... Xantha has been [i]in incommunicado[/i] for some time now. I did indeed "note" the national religion of the Vale of Aldur had been unilaterally changed to Judaism, whilst also noting that the entire nation had descended into anarchy. It can only be assumed that the Vale's inhabitants finally rose up against Xantha's presumptuous tinkering with her nation's religion and lynched her from the nearest willow tree. Or else she has fled to the nearest bunker.

Hail to the brave people of the Vale, currently in the process of overthrowing the Judaizing forces imposed upon them! o/


[center][img]http://forums.cybernations.net/uploads/blog-0587141001351717427.jpg[/img][/center]
[/quote]

Really you just refused help?

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A short and to-the-point message today from President Steven of the [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=510401&Extended=1"]misleadingly named "Paradisia"[/url].


[quote][b]To:[/b] Polemarch [b]From: [/b]President Steven [b]Date: [/b]11/2/2012 5:10:28 AM

[b]Subject:[/b] Anti semitic

[b]Message: [/b]SATAN WILL PISS ON YOUR FACE AND JESUS WILL SPIT AT YOU,[/quote]


This message came not long after a spy attack was launched on my nation, in order to gather information on the state-of-affairs in Xenios. If President Steven got his hands on such intelligence then no doubt he would have discovered how happy Xenioshians are with the conditions of this fine Kingdom. Given that in Paradisia, citizens "pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result", one can only presume that Pres. Steve got hold of intelligence from Xenios and was whipped up into a state of fury and jealousy at how people could be happy with His Royal Highness Michael, his kingdom, the League of Inner=Peace and Salvation, and its "anti-semitic" ways.

The answer is simple, though President Steven, I perceive, will forever be too proud to realize: there are a growing number of people who have awakened their consciousness to the the evils of Bob, and wish to live in a nation free of political corruption, masons, Jews, and S.T.D's. It angers the Judaizers of this world and their unthinking puppets that such a pure nation can survive and thrive in Bob. But here we are, as ever, with a message that will outlive all states and their petty rulers, and even Xenios herself:

[i][b]Turn away from the evil of Talmudic Judaism! Protect your nation internally by expelling ALL Jewish poison! If not, the League can help. o/[/b][/i]

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