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[center]A Message from Comrade Hereno, Representative from the People's Islamo-Socialist Federation of Lancashire[/center]

Lo! Nations, it is not often that the glorious federation of ours makes announcement on this world stage, but we feel compelled to voice our dissent at the persecution of our Jewish brothers at the hands of the nation of Xenios. Verily, Allah has commanded us to respect the religious beliefs of all people's of the book, who, while misguided, worship Allah and hold His to be the one true authority. It is with His guidance that has lead our glorious communist utopia to the decision to begin financing, training, and fighting alongside our Jewish brothers within the nation of Xenios. Henceforth, 50% of all Zakat taxes will be given directly to the People's Front for the Liberation of Jewish Xenios for funds to do with however they see fit in toppling the Xeniosian regime. Additionally, these holy warriors will be given access to the standard arms that the People's army use to equip their own soldiers, including the trademark Kalashnikov rifle we used to gain our own freedom from the capitalist oppressors with. Truly, the capitalists are scum who would oppress any and all spirituality and belief in the one true God in order to line their pocket books or talk with their racist snake-tongued mouths of how others are the leeches on society. It is our duty before God to punish this racist, capitalist government of Xenios and all who would support them. Allahu Akbar! May our glorious Jihad be successful, Allah willing!

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[center]Dispatch from Her Grace, Sarah Tintagyl, Duchess of Milan[/center]

In all truth, while we disagree with the state of Xenios' domestic policy it would appear that the terrible Weeaboo menace has appeared once again to show their support to non-purposeful causes. Xenios is a weak nation, barely able to defend itself from anyone else in the world. They aren't destroyed purely because no larger nation wants to waste time with these upstarts and they will most likely disappear within a few months or years. However the reaction from other nations, is equally humorous. Organized religion is the bane of humanity.

That said, we are not surprised that the Weeaboo nations of the world lend their support just to make a point that they can disagree with the general conciseness of the world.

Hipsters.

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Dispatch from Neo Triyunica, Chairman Triyun:

As a charter puppet state of the CN Pantless Juden conspiracy, I hereby condemn this nation and the Weeaboo States who always support it. Japan is always trying to take over China![/center]

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[quote name='Horo the Wise Wolf' timestamp='1349631724' post='3038244']
[b][i]The Most Serene Kingdom of Yoitsu[/i][/b] urges Galifray to remember its place; far below that of an average nation, and [b]very[/b] far below the illustrious nation of Yoitsu.
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Galifray recognizes its place as a far superior older nation and a member of a far superior alliance of nations than Yoitsu.








Edit: Since 2006 MOFO

Edited by Isaac MatthewII
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[quote name='Isaac MatthewII' timestamp='1349572689' post='3038071']
The Galifrayan public response was simple and short, and sent to every source possible:

[b] [url="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+8%3A7&version=ESV"]John 8:7[/url] [color=#444444]:[/color][/b]

[color=#000000][font=Corbel, Verdana, sans-serif][size=1][size=4]And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her"[/size].[/size][/font][/color]
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Amen.

Xenios will fall in one way or another.

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[quote name='Sarah Tintagyl' timestamp='1349636227' post='3038260']

Organized religion is the bane of humanity.

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The nation of Xenios notes the stench of hypocrisy emanating from Milan, in having an organized religion as its official faith, with even a great temple devoted to it, to keep the Duchy's inhabitants in thrall to its teachings. However, we do accept the possibility that we overestimate the intelligence of Milan's leaders, and assume they realize that Taoism is an organized religion, with its own priesthood, religious texts, rituals, and religious symbols. It is the inferiority of this primitive faith that fools the gullible into believing that this enfeebled religion is a mere philosophy. Xenios assumes that the government of Milan is not ignorant of Taoism being an organized religion and is simply practicing a crude form of deception. The League of Anti-Judaizers, who dedicate their lives to revealing hypocrisy through first of all developing their own physical, mental, and spiritual strength are not so easily fooled.

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[quote name='Isaac MatthewII' timestamp='1349638542' post='3038284']
Galifray recognizes its place as a far superior older nation and a member of a far superior alliance of nations than Yoitsu.
Edit: Since 2006 MOFO
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Yoitsu [b]urges[/b] Galifray to compare the different strengths assigned to the two nations, and reminds Galifray that such subjective insults should barely be considered one of such.

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[quote name='Horo the Wise Wolf' timestamp='1349605111' post='3038182']
[b][i]The Most Serene Kingdom of Yoitsu[/i][/b] began to scramble its Airforce, to ensure that no rogue elements could attempt to spread disgusting propaganda within Xenios.
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The Polemarch of Xenios hails Horo the Wise Wolf and the Most Serene Kingdom of Yoitsu. Your efforts in protecting our nation from such crude assaults are welcomed. Your recent communications with Isaac of Galifray have also helped unveil the true crudity of this nation's leader. Truly, Galifray does not deserve to have such a weak leader at its helm, and urges all Christians within that country to rise up and overthrow this Scripture-twisting upstart.

Isaac is a name which means "she will laugh", which is apt as that is exactly what anyone will do when he begins to sanctimoniously preach his empty doctrines.

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As per the urgings of the Polemarch and teachings of Xenios, Lordliam of Happy Valley-Goose Bay has decided that Christianity will be the official religion of Cadia. All Jews and Muslims are not welcome and our nation which has embraced Godless religious freedom has finally seen the way and decided to extradite those who oppose the Lord and his name.

Amen.

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Pelican Land will from now set it's religion to Judaism, in a protest to the evil nation that is Xenios. We will send aid to anyone who takes action to dispatch this monsterous nation once and for all.

(( If I could attack you, I would. I'm waiting for you to reach my NS so I can personally ravage your nation. ))

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The republic of Cadia urges Pelican Land to reconsider their position on their official religion, as their current decisions have doubtless attracted much attention from Jews all over. Pelican Land will soon be a base of operations for those who would want to spread Jewry against our great nations and ruin them from the inside out. Cadia does not wish that the Pelican Overlord be implicated indirectly in the destruction of modern Bobian society.

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It is regretable that some nations have not yet seen the Light of the Lord and continue to live in the incorrect belief that freedom of religion is the way. It is not. Only by purging the unpure from your lands shall a nation find Salvation. That is the most honourable path and the one that God wishes all His children may follow.

Amen.

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[quote name='Pelican Overlord' timestamp='1349647960' post='3038367']
We will purge the unpure. The unpure are those who believe in ethnic cleansing, and they deserve to be destroyed.
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Xenios responds to these words by a spontaneous demonstration whereby all citizens, young and old, male and female, march to the capital of Fort Archangel and there gathered, collectively and in unison perform the following:

:facepalm:

This is followed by general incredulity at Pelican Land's recent act of declaring "freedom of religion" whilst simultaneously enforcing Judaism on its "mixed ethnicity".

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[quote name='The Polemarch' timestamp='1349648318' post='3038370']
Xenios responds to these words by a spontaneous demonstration whereby all citizens, young and old, male and female, march to the capital of Fort Archangel and there gathered, collectively and in unison perform the following:

:facepalm:

This is followed by general incredulity at Pelican Land's recent act of declaring "freedom of religion" whilst simultaneously enforcing Judaism on its "mixed ethnicity".
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You sound like Joseph Ducreux and Hitler combined into one really racist person.
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Cadia is a nation of many ethnicities, but it is also a nation of only one religion, that of our Lord. Those who do not believe do not deserve the love that God offers and shall be cast aside until they repent for their sins of non-belief.

Amen.

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[quote name='Horo the Wise Wolf' timestamp='1349643544' post='3038325']
Yoitsu [b]urges[/b] Galifray to compare the different strengths assigned to the two nations, and reminds Galifray that such subjective insults should barely be considered one of such.
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The nation of Galifray finds this laughable. In the many years this nation has existed we have seen larger nations fall by smaller powers.

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