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[i][size=5]In the name of Wilhelmine IV, Grand Princess of Milun, Princess of Amandan[/size][/i],

the case of the micronation of Xenius shall hereby be considered a showcase for why the Miluni atheist policies, brought about by the Regent, Evangeline Anovilis, are a good policy that leads to peace and prosperity. All children of Milun shall learn in our schools (an institution that Xenios lacks, another proof of its nature as a failed and underdeveloped nation of narrowminded barbarians) of the horrible deeds that are performed in the name of religion and it shall be made clear to all future citizens, that religion should not have a place in the realm of her Highness, that loyalty of a Miluni citizen cannot lie with any God, but only with her Highness, the Miluni people and their state, the three entities that guarantee our justice, security and our daily potato on our plate.

Signed,

[size=6][font=Monotype Corsiva]Evangeline Anovilis[/font],[/size]
[b]Regent and Chancellor of the Realm[/b]

[b]Edit:[/b] spelling error

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[b][size="7"]Declaration of Support[/size][/b][/center]

[size="5"][i][b]Statement from The Most Serene Kingdom of Yoitsu[/b][/i][/size]

[i]Troubling times have plagued our fair world. There are few people, let alone nations, willing to make a move and do what is right in the name of their people.

This wonderful, nay, [b]brilliant[/b] nation of Xenios and its fine leader have arrived like a breath of fresh air that this planet so sorely needed. Few are the nations with the bravery to make this, and this nation compensates for every nation that could have had similar ideals!

Yoitsu is happy to see such a prosperous and happy nation march forward. And for this reason, Yoitsu will attempt to aid the most wonderful nation of Xenios and their leader, The Most Glorious Polemarch.

Queen Horo, the Wise Wolf.[/i]

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[center][b]Declaration of Support from the Chimairan Republic[/b]
[i]Delivered from the Triumvirate located in Hikkikomorisiedlung.[/i][/center]

In support of the nation of Xenios, the Chimairan Republic continues to pursue it's path of religious anarchy. Whilst the official religion is Shinto, as proclaimed by the state and ruled upon by the triumvirate, this nation's crusade towards a unisecular cyberverse clearly goes unmatched and should be praised.

In honor of Xenio's commiments, Chimaira wishes her luck. May the blessings of the kami descend upon your land, holy warrior. Tredge forward on your path with your righteous cause.

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The Nation of Xenios offers gratitude for the support offered by the peoples of [b]The Most Serene Kingdom of Yoitsu[/b], the [b]Chimairan Republic[/b], and the [b]free collective of Tyria[/b].

Xenios wishes to reiterate its stance as a nation united not only by language, history and culture, but above all [i]of faith[/i]. It is through the faith of the people of Xenios that the light can be shone into the godless corners of planet Bob, and the corruption that exists there. The right-faith of Xenios is the only real way that counterfeit faiths, such as Talmudic Judaism, can be truly revealed. Those who, unfortunately, languish without faith can only ever partially see the true evils that exist in planet Bob, which are not only present in material nature, but in the deeper spiritual reality.

Xenios is a safe-haven set apart from the world, for the purpose of strengthening the inner-most being of all people who accept Xenioshian citizenship - with all its rights and responsibilities. We do not seek to extend our borders into other nations. However, we do indeed encourage and applaud any country which endeavors to follow the example of Xenios within their own nation, and with utmost scrutiny weed out all evil and corruption from within.

[b]Hail Horo the Wise Wolf! Hail Elrich von Richt! Hail Havalden![/b]

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The Polemarch of Xenios also extends thanks to Evangeline Anovilis of Milun, recognizing that an open and honest opponent can be more useful than a traitorous friend dripping deceitful flattery into the ear. Criticism can be used to identify weaknesses and fortify them - leading to greater strength and integrity. This is the stated aim of the Nation of Xenios and the League of Anti-Judaizers: seeking to strengthen the body and soul of every citizen to become independent, courageous, honest people with the full dignity of a human-being. In this sense, the Nation of Xenios is, in its entirety, a school for each one of its citizens: offering an education not in money-making - which is the measure of "success" in the Judaized world of Bob - but in salvation and renewal.

The nation of Milun, its people, and the Grand Princess will all pass away. This is not a declaration of war, but a statement of fact. Her "highness" will one day be no higher than her lowliest citizen when she lay, dead, and rotting in the earth - food for the worms and microbes. Milun's atheistic policy expressly praises, honors and worships the material world and materialism, without recognizing any higher authority. The Polemarch of Xenios acknowledges his own personal weaknesses, but also affirms that his position of Polemarch is a temporary one: being the leader of Xenios during its war with the evil of Planet Bob. The evil of Planet Bob will disappear and dissolve when the material world of Bob passes away, and so the war will end with the victory of those who have invested their wealth in spiritual treasure. Until the inevitable victory, Xenios acknowledges me as their Polemarch, and God as their eternal king. Our king is eternal, incorruptible, and above all things; the "ultimate" authority of Milun is mortal, corruptible and no stronger than the rest of her country.

The country of Milun - placing their loyalty in a single female leader, the apparatus of maintaining order (the state), and fellow citizens resembles the organization of a beehive. Whilst the bee is a noble animal, Xenios recognizes that its dignity falls far below that of a human. The Milunese may well buzz around collecting material wealth for their overlords before curling up to die, leaving nothing behind of note, but the Xenioshian nation produces spiritual nectar that nurtures unformed souls into dignified human beings with fully-developed souls that are eternal.

The potato-bloated bodies of the Milunese may take longer to rot than the bodies of noble Xenioshians when lain in the grave, but the example of Xenios and the souls of its citizens will live on forever, beyond even the demise of Planet Bob.

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[center][size=5][b]Defeats and Victories[/b][/size][/center]

Xenios' fight against the evils of Talmudic Judaism and Judaization of the world continues unabated. As predicted, the Jewish state of Fjell has been wiped from the map - the freedom of its citizens guaranteed by the League's military action in bringing down the corrupted government there. Meanwhile, the Judaized states of Sladeian and Yisrael have been maintained in anarchy through Xenioshian intervention. The horrific state the people of these nations were brought under by the Jewish heel will be the subject of another thread, time permitting.

Xenios also identified another target of in her ongoing struggle to free people from corrupted powers in [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=506166"]the country of Israel[/url], ruled over by President Volker. The corrupted government of this state, and their deluded citizens, were classic examples of crypto-Talmudists, hiding beneath the veneer of the Christian faith whilst continuing their redundant Jewish practices. The signs were clear: the flag, the bio, the "no religion" tag, despite clearly having a religious faith in their bio - this nation identified themselves as "Messianic Jews", a traitorous faith in that it betrays the roots of both the Christian and Jewish faiths. The Polemarch decreed that this nation should be brought low, so that it would not spread its poison throughout the World of Bob, remarking that if he were faced with a traitor and an enemy, with just one bullet in his revolver's chamber - it would be the traitor that would die. The League assented and preparations were made.

The League fought bravely, trowing her brave fighters against the cowardly Israeli forces, hiding - as they were - behind the fire-power of tanks. Under the cover of darkness, as is the Jews' modus operandi, the brave League of Anti-Judaizers were repelled. Many fell, and the soil of this psuedo-Israel does not deserve to receive their precious blood.

News of the defeat hit Xenios hard, and our people's morale dipped terribly. This showed that it can take many great victories to bring a nation together, but only one defeat to sow the seeds of disunity. Nevertheless, it was the first big test of the Xenioshian's moral fiber, and as such a useful exercise.

Worse news was to come when the forces of Israel were sighted entering Xenios' land to start a counter-attack. The damnable Jews in their damnable tanks were ready to take vengeance - further proving their lack of faith in the Messiah of forgiveness they claimed to worship.

The League, now fighting for their own lives, homes, families, for their nation responded to this attack in broad daylight, as this dispatch reveals:

[quote]You have been attacked by President Volker. You lost 93 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 113 soldiers and 15 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $6,578.72 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.[/quote]

A victory for Xenios! A victory for the League! Another defeat for the vengeful Judaizers!

The funds captured through Volker's ineptitude have been reinvested into building the infrastructure of Xenios, and strengthening the League's fighting capabilities. Wanting to cut down the mighty Xenioshian spirit at the root, the so-called Israel has only succeeded in pruning a few branches so that our growth can continue!

[size=5][b]Ever onwards to victory, Xenios![/b][/size]

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Services of remembrance were given today for those fallen in Xenios' war against the world.

[b]606 Immortal Warriors[/b], who died abroad, in the act of liberating nations from oppressive governments.

[b]197 Martyrs[/b], who spilled their blood on Xenioshian soil, defending our land from foreign aggression.

May they live on eternally o/

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The nation of Galifray, a Christian nation, condemns this violent intolerant dictatorship. Two hundred decommissioned airliners would be sent to fly over the anti-Jewish scum of this nation dropping leaflets saying "Jesus was a jew" on them and showing the leader of Xenios with a teddy bear with the star of David on it.

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Xenios condemns Galifray's intention to garbage-bomb our nation. The citizens of Xenios are well educated enough to know that the Judaism of today, that blights Planet Bob, is directly descended from the Pharisees of Jesus' time - who Jesus condemns in harsher language than used by the Polemarch or members of the League. The Judaism of today has devolved from the Pharisee-sect of the 1st century, their perverse faith being considerably further poisoned by the Talmud, which came many centuries after Christ.

The photograph of Xenios' leader is clearly a crudely manipulated photo, using a genuine picture of the Polemarch holding a regular teddy bear in an unguarded moment.

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The Galifrayan public response was simple and short, and sent to every source possible:

[b] [url="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+8%3A7&version=ESV"]John 8:7[/url] [color=#444444]:[/color][/b]

[color=#000000][font=Corbel, Verdana, sans-serif][size=1][size=4]And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her"[/size].[/size][/font][/color]

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In a heroic feat of Hot Pocket-fueled, Espresso-Machine-draining computer handiwork, in the name of justice and all that was good, the Intelligence Agencies of the Atlantik Clique would hijack all satellite and television broadcasting stations inside of Xenios. In place of regular broadcasting, the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQL55Y2v5Ng]Dreidel Song[/url] would be played over and over again for hours on end.

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[quote name='Isaac MatthewII' timestamp='1349572689' post='3038071']
The Galifrayan public response was simple and short, and sent to every source possible:

[b] [url="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+8%3A7&version=ESV"]John 8:7[/url] [color=#444444]:[/color][/b]

[color=#000000][font=Corbel, Verdana, sans-serif][size=1][size=4]And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her"[/size].[/size][/font][/color]
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Eloquent words. The 19,090 Galifrayan soldiers lying dead in overseas battles speaks just as eloquently of Galifray's hypocrisy in using this Scripture to condemn Xenios' efforts across Planet Bob.

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[quote name='The Polemarch' timestamp='1349573206' post='3038076']
Eloquent words. The 19,090 Galifrayan soldiers lying dead in overseas battles speaks just as eloquently of Galifray's hypocrisy in using this Scripture to condemn Xenios' efforts across Planet Bob.
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Our men and women have died in defensive wars, you however are in three aggressive wars with most of the deaths being overseas fighting for a religion that demands peace. Your twisting ideology of Christianity makes me sick, we wish your government burns for their crimes.

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The wars waged by Xenios are also defensive, because we are in no doubt that if we didn't fight these evil forces abroad today, we would fight them on our own soil tomorrow.

We do not take up arms lightly, and we do not wish for any one to "burn". Any group who makes such a wish cannot possibly understand what hell actually is. We are not surprised at your lack of understanding in this regard. Such vengeful language is not from God, but is entirely in keeping with Jewish demands for an eye for an eye (and more!), and demonstrates how you wear Christianity as only a veil for your greed.

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[quote name='The Polemarch' timestamp='1349574736' post='3038086']
The wars waged by Xenios are also defensive, because we are in no doubt that if we didn't fight these evil forces abroad today, we would fight them on our own soil tomorrow.

We do not take up arms lightly, and we do not wish for any one to "burn". Any group who makes such a wish cannot possibly understand what hell actually is. We are not surprised at your lack of understanding in this regard. Such vengeful language is not from God, but is entirely in keeping with Jewish demands for an eye for an eye (and more!), and demonstrates how you wear Christianity as only a veil for your greed.
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You speak of war against the Jews and then preach that the Jews are violent.

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Vengeful, yes - among other things - but not necessarily violent. They would rather facilitate violence against those they oppose, and leave all the brave things: fighting and dying to the non-Jews. This is happening all over Planet Bob right now as countries begin to mobilize their non-Jewish citizens to die fighting non-Jewish Xenioshians, all for the interest of Jewish powers!

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[quote name='The Polemarch' timestamp='1349570878' post='3038064']
Xenios condemns Galifray's intention to garbage-bomb our nation. The citizens of Xenios are well educated enough to know that the Judaism of today, that blights Planet Bob, is directly descended from the Pharisees of Jesus' time - who Jesus condemns in harsher language than used by the Polemarch or members of the League. The Judaism of today has devolved from the Pharisee-sect of the 1st century, their perverse faith being considerably further poisoned by the Talmud, which came many centuries after Christ.

The photograph of Xenios' leader is clearly a crudely manipulated photo, using a genuine picture of the Polemarch holding a regular teddy bear in an unguarded moment.
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The nation of the Can would be delighted to provide your nation with the perfect counter weapon against Gallfry's Judas like attack. We present you with the Mark 11 Pork Bomb.

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[quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1349625022' post='3038220']
The nation of the Can would be delighted to provide your nation with the perfect counter weapon against Gallfry's Judas like attack. We present you with the [b]Mark 11 Pork Bomb[/b].
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Surely you mean the [b][url="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%207&version=NKJV"]Mark 7[/url] Pork Bomb[/b]?

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[quote name='Horo the Wise Wolf' timestamp='1349623919' post='3038217']
The citizens of Yoitsu had a good laugh at the backwards technology still used by Galifray.
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And yet the lacking infrastructure and military of Yoitsu in combination with its status as a non warring nation makes its threats hollow and hilarious.

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[quote name='Isaac MatthewII' timestamp='1349628139' post='3038232']
And yet the lacking infrastructure and military of Yoitsu in combination with its status as a non warring nation makes its threats hollow and hilarious.
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[b][i]The Most Serene Kingdom of Yoitsu[/i][/b] has made no threats. Perhaps the lacking intelligence of Galifrayen citizens needs working on.

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