Stelios Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) [center][img]http://i.minus.com/iDw9ZJInYpJhb.gif[/img] [/center] Sweat covers the brow of Johnathon Brinks as he nervously types commands into his computer. From this machine, located in a well-lit room in an undisclosed location inside the Roman Empire, commands are being sent out to a spaceship 500,000 miles away. A team of over two hundred engineers sit behind John, nervously fiddling with their pocket protectors as they await the news. In a room in Houston nearly a week ago, a group of actors acted out these dramatic moments with a near-flawless attention to detail. State TV was there, capturing their every fake emotion as they patiently waited for news of a rover landing on Mars. It was humorous how strange the story seemed - that three billion dollars would be spent to put a rover on Mars to collect clay and tell us how hot it is there. We know how hot it is on Mars. Why the hell do people believe that is the goal of this program? Johnathon Brinks is well aware of what the real project is, though. Tonight is the night that years of labor finally pay off. If everything is done just right - with absolute precision - then tonight there will be an immense celebration. Four loathesome empires will be wiped from the galaxy forever, overtaken by a cleansing conflaguration of nuclear fire. That's four empires for the price of one! These empires are led with those who are weak in their character but strong in their defiance. Brinks and his colleagues take joy in knowing that they are performing an invaluable service to the universe, enforcing what must be done. The room hushes as a crackle is heard. Every engineer present could hear his own heartbeat as his eyes watered in emotional anticipation. A ten second pause that seemed like ten hours brought the room to the edge of their seats, and then, suddenly... "Payload delivered." The room erupted in cheers! Finally, after so much labor and suffering and triumph, the life work of so many men was done! It may not be known to the public, but for those who worked on the project, the day of August 12, 2012 will always be remembered as the most important day in Roman history. Today is the day that, finally, Planet Steve was cleansed of a virus. Today is the day that Ordo Paradoxia, Citadel, The Flying Kiwis, and Anti-Prick Coalition were finally destroyed. tl;dr - Roman Empire declares war on Ordo Paradoxia, Citadel, The Flying Kiwis, and Anti-Prick Coalition. Edited August 13, 2012 by Stelios Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 FOR SCIENCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomasj_tx Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) [quote]tl;dr - Roman Empire declares war on Ordo Paradoxia, Citadel, The Flying Kiwis, and Anti-Prick Coalition.[/quote] Then why have all your "real" attacks only been on OP? Stealth down declare? Edited August 13, 2012 by Thomasj_tx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark8240 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Stelios did you really just declare on the lowest targets you could? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomasj_tx Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) I was just declared on at 20k NS to 11k. Number 11 against Number 97. Typical RE. Oh well. Edited August 13, 2012 by Thomasj_tx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Thomasj_tx' timestamp='1344834031' post='3021516'] Then why have all your "real" attacks only been on OP? Stealth down declare? [/quote] Good target selection? Kind of like you guys hitting barbarians/TPC. :tehcallout: Edited August 13, 2012 by ADude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King James XVIII Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Before this thing explodes I just want to say... o/ War Best of luck everyone! Edit: I JUST cracked the top 20 in casualties. You people won't give me a break. Edited August 13, 2012 by King James XVIII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomasj_tx Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1344835068' post='3021521'] Good target selection? Kind of like you guys hitting barbarians/TPC. :tehcallout: [/quote] I do not recall any OP member doing a nearly 2:1 down declare on any Bar/TPC target. Do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 O/ Gonna move into the country gonna eat alot of peaches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cao Pai Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Good lord, stop bawwing about down declares. I up declared on three targets last war, and was down declared twice. Get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark8240 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Pre Update stats [quote]RE Nations: 56 Ns: 684687 AVG Ns: 12227 Nukes: 250 Allies Nations: 64 NS: 684263 AVG Ns: 10692 Nukes: 243[/quote] [quote]OP Nations: 29 NS: 395853 AVG Ns: 13650 Nukes: 148 AP Nations: 7 NS: 56781 AVG Ns: 8112 Nukes: 17 CIT Nations: 11 NS: 97625 AVG Ns: 8875 Nukes: 43 TFK Nations: 17 NS: 134004 AVG Ns: 4883 Nukes: 35[/quote] Edited August 13, 2012 by Mark8240 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Caparo Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Lets dance baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kongland Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Rather entertaining DoW. This is a fourth battle for me this round. Let's fight then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalvectorz Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 o/ War? My pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='Thomasj_tx' timestamp='1344834354' post='3021518'] I was just declared on at 20k NS to 11k. Number 11 against Number 97. Typical RE. Oh well. [/quote] You expect more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppo Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='Thomasj_tx' timestamp='1344834354' post='3021518'] I was just declared on at 20k NS to 11k. Number 11 against Number 97. Typical RE. Oh well. [/quote] Yeah its ridiculous its even possible to attack someone that much smaller than you. That being said i am ofcourse a victim of RE's bottomfeeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelios Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='Vukland' timestamp='1344874478' post='3021605'] You expect more? [/quote] U mad? Still? xD [quote name='Poppo' timestamp='1344877999' post='3021616'] Yeah its ridiculous its even possible to attack someone that much smaller than you. That being said i am ofcourse a victim of RE's bottomfeeding. [/quote] Who are you? Sorry cant make everyone happy! Hope you have a good time like we plan on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1344878982' post='3021618'] U mad? Still? xD Who are you? Sorry cant make everyone happy! Hope you have a good time like we plan on. [/quote] I am happy can't you see my smile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='Poppo' timestamp='1344877999' post='3021616'] Yeah its ridiculous its even possible to attack someone that much smaller than you. That being said i am ofcourse a victim of RE's bottomfeeding. [/quote] You want us to wait another 30 days, where it would've been a very bad down declare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='Thomasj_tx' timestamp='1344834031' post='3021516'] Then why have all your "real" attacks only been on OP? Stealth down declare? [/quote] Not everyone were on at update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='Eumirbago' timestamp='1344887875' post='3021635'] Not everyone were on at update [/quote] The explains the blitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelios Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='paul711' timestamp='1344888836' post='3021638'] The explains the blitz [/quote] Yea, we arent as active as OP.. nothing new.. you say this same thing everytime.. Come up with something new.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1344890706' post='3021644'] Yea, we arent as active as OP.. nothing new.. you say this same thing everytime.. Come up with something new.. [/quote] Here is something, old to a few others, but new to RE. You guys are better and are built for short 5 day wars, and aside for a few in RE, the majority will not be able to take a longer war. Not a threat just strategic thinking using our strength against your weakness. Take it anyway you wish but I know what OP is capable of as we have done it many times. Another thing who are you to decide who needs hit and who doesn't? Welcome to the club stelios only been 3 prior members, RE is now elite. I say we stop with the bravado and fight, lets see how this all plays out. Edited August 13, 2012 by paul711 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelios Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 [quote name='paul711' timestamp='1344892600' post='3021658'] Here is something, old to a few others, but new to RE. You guys are better and are built for short 5 day wars, and aside for a few in RE, the majority will not be able to take a longer war. Not a threat just strategic thinking using our strength against your weakness. Take it anyway you wish but I know what OP is capable of as we have done it many times. Another thing who are you to decide who needs hit and who doesn't? Welcome to the club stelios only been 3 prior members, RE is now elite. I say we stop with the bravado and fight, lets see how this all plays out. [/quote] Sitting at 14k ANS.... you need to fight.. And we can last a little more than 5 days.. Find out, since you said you plan on it. End of round you say? My body is ready, as I know are atleast a dozen romans.. We arent scared paul. We dont run from hard fights.. or avoid them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 [quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1344898301' post='3021688'] Sitting at 14k ANS.... you need to fight.. And we can last a little more than 5 days.. Find out, since you said you plan on it. End of round you say? My body is ready, as I know are atleast a dozen romans.. [b]We arent scared paul. We dont run from hard fights[/b].. or avoid them [/quote] Good to know and that is exactly what you have got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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