Confusion Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1322636191' post='2856702'] Exactly... [/quote] Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that ABabe is simply incapable of entertaining an unorthodox idea. What's far more relevant is that ABabe's heartless, rambunctious ideologies are oozing with immoralism. For starters, when people see putrid hellions behaving like putrid hellions they begin to realize that vandalism is a plague upon us all, a pox that will likely not be erased in the lifetime of any reader of this letter. To ABabe, however, it's merely a convenient mechanism for arousing the hostility and exciting the cupidity of batty wimps. Some day, I want to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of irreligionism. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is ABabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322635909' post='2856696'] I think it's pretty cool... Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by ADude and his winged monkeys I feel it is my duty to write this. But before I continue, allow me to explain that ADude exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority. ADude intends to create a new social class. Hotheaded oafs, sinister prigs, and slovenly, infernal loons will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their sympathizers. While I am not attempting to argue openly in favor of any particular position, he once tried to convince a bunch of us that he possesses infinite wisdom. Fortunately, calmer heads prevailed and a number of people informed the rest of the gang that ADude plans to pander to our worst fears. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how what ADude is doing falls just short of giving handguns to schoolchildren. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding his promotion of elitism. Tell everyone you know that the fabric of ADude's manifestos is infused with tendentious officialism. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now I'll simply summarize by stating that ADude likes to argue that we should cast our lots with raucous snollygosters. Even if there were a faint glimmer of truth in that argument, it would be extremely faint. The truth is that ADude is thoroughly mistaken if he believes that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government. Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about ADude's hopeless, repulsive blandishments. I've concluded that ADude likes dressing up his profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism. That's the most damnable thing about him. It's also why if one could get a Ph.D. in Militarism, ADude would be the first in line to have one. ADude has tried leading us into an age of shoddiness—shoddy goods, shoddy services, shoddy morals, and shoddy people. He has also tried infringing upon our most important constitutional rights. Why does ADude do such things? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which ADude expresses hostile odium toward anyone who intends to disabuse him of the notion that his decisions are based on reason. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: He recently got caught red-handed trying to encourage young people to break all the rules, cut themselves loose from their roots, and adopt a lackluster lifestyle. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say. ADude likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of moral relativism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, he invariably instructs his torchbearers to gum up what were once great ideas. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of ADude's ridiculous campaigns of malice and malignity. The time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must certainly eschew profligate libertinism. The first step in that process is to realize that he should not throw us into a "heads I win, tails you lose" situation. Not now, not ever. ADude says it is within his legal right to undermine the foundations of society until a single thrust suffices to make the entire edifice collapse. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, ADude goes ballistic every time I so much as hint that scummy unambitious-types have no business here. That's something you won't find in your local newspaper because it's the news that just doesn't fit. Like a lion after tasting the blood of human victims, he will flush all my hopes and dreams down the toilet. In hearing about ADude's catch-phrases, one gets the distinct impression that ADude is interpersonally exploitative. That is, he takes advantage of others to achieve his own vengeful ends. Why does he do that? I have searched numerous sources for answers to that question. No two sources seem to agree on any given point except for one, that ADude's contrivances are merely a stalking horse. They mask his secret intention to encourage individuals to disregard other people, to become fully self-absorbed. We must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that ADude will demand that loyalty to yellow-bellied, cuckoo bribe-seekers supersedes personal loyalty. And to overcome these fears, we must prevent ADude's obstreperous, fickle deeds from spreading like a malignant tumor. ADude constantly insists that he is a model citizen. But he contradicts himself when he says that all it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician's magic hat. Does he think his arguments through, or does he just chug along on his computer, writing about whatever trite plaints happen to suit his needs that day? I ask because thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that ADude is a scion of frowsy lowlifes. I was right when I said that I'm sure ADude seriously believes that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements, seeing how his selective memory works. And I was right when I said that people used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that there are some crabby, blowsy dissemblers out there who care nothing for you or your cherished analects. After seeing ADude persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that name-calling and a general lack of respect for the opinions of others are a clear indication of insecurity. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. I have observed increasing activity by ADude and his diabolism movement to find a pretext for devastating vast acres of precious farmland. That proves that it's astonishing that ADude has been able for so long to get away with shanking the working class in the back to keep the cash spigots flowing. I can't think of anything that better illustrates the failure of our justice system to deal with such homicidal clods. Whenever I ask ADude for proof of his claim that he is the way, the truth, and the light, he runs and hides, pure and simple. He acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. It seems to me that he is both corrupt and deluded. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one. ADude attracts loud, dysfunctional politicos to his army of brazen goofballs by telling them that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. I suppose the people to whom he tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, ADude's policy is to provoke piteous dingbats into action. Then, he uses their responses in whatever way he sees fit, generally to leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes. To end this letter, I would like to make a bet with ADude. I will gladly give him a day's salary if he can prove that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life, as he insists. If ADude is unable to prove that, then his end of the bargain is to step aside while I hone in on his faults with laser-like precision. So, do we have a bet, ADude? [/quote] I like fried chicken too man Edited November 30, 2011 by Eumirbago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322636515' post='2856710'] Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that ABabe is simply incapable of entertaining an unorthodox idea. What's far more relevant is that ABabe's heartless, rambunctious ideologies are oozing with immoralism. For starters, when people see putrid hellions behaving like putrid hellions they begin to realize that vandalism is a plague upon us all, a pox that will likely not be erased in the lifetime of any reader of this letter. To ABabe, however, it's merely a convenient mechanism for arousing the hostility and exciting the cupidity of batty wimps. Some day, I want to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of irreligionism. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is ABabe. [/quote] Needs more lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322636515' post='2856710'] never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is [s]ABabe.[/s] ADude [/quote] Fixed Also don't you dare even try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1322637279' post='2856730'] Fixed Also don't you dare even try it [/quote] I prefer Adufe but that is just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='paul711' timestamp='1322667995' post='2857027'] I prefer Adufe but that is just me. [/quote] Even though it isn't funny? Seriously you should go with ADud, its funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliburn Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322635870' post='2856693'] Yes, I'm mad. The last thing I wanted to do this Tuesday night was spend several minutes writing, editing, and typing this. However, I needed to do it because it's decidedly the best way to contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic. Let us note first of all that it's best to ignore most of the quotes that Taliburn so frequently cites. He takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, Taliburn occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to make us too confused, demoralized, and disunited to put up an effective opposition to his rantings. I am not mistaken when I say that before Taliburn initiated a vigilantism flap to help promote his irresponsible, lewd imprecations, people everywhere were expected to launch an all-out ideological attack against the forces of sesquipedalianism. Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that if I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to tell you a little bit about Taliburn and his despicable effusions. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Taliburn's latest thrasonical artifices. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Taliburn periodically puts up a façade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. The moral of the story: The manuscripts that Taliburn's lapdogs are so proud of are woefully uncompanionable. !@#$%^. Please do attack TORN. [i]Please[/i]. I will pay you to attack TORN. Swing at me, bro. Use your CB. [/quote] First off you don't know squat about me. It's people like you who i want to put out of their misery before your cancer spreads throughout the Planet. You talk the talk but that's all you will do is talk. How come it's always the ones in the smaller alliances who do all the talking. If you have a grudge against someone in MCXA,SCY or myself, stop talking and do something about it. other wise shut up. This thread isn't about you or your alliance. Do you not get enough attention at home that you need to express yourself here in the TE section? If MCXA bothers you or your alliance so much, then do something about it!! . As your sitting there mad, i'm laughing right along with my buddies of how stupid you sound. Drop your NS down to mine and do something about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Taliburn' timestamp='1322675139' post='2857088'] First off you don't know squat about me. It's people like you who i want to put out of their misery before your cancer spreads throughout the Planet. You talk the talk but that's all you will do is talk. How come it's always the ones in the smaller alliances who do all the talking. If you have a grudge against someone in MCXA,SCY or myself, stop talking and do something about it. other wise shut up. This thread isn't about you or your alliance. Do you not get enough attention at home that you need to express yourself here in the TE section? If MCXA bothers you or your alliance so much, then do something about it!! . As your sitting there mad, i'm laughing right along with my buddies of how stupid you sound. Drop your NS down to mine and do something about it. [/quote] NOU RISE TO MY NS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!! RAWRRRRRR!!! /me farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliburn Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Eumirbago' timestamp='1322675569' post='2857097'] NOU RISE TO MY NS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!! RAWRRRRRR!!! /me farts [/quote] lmao you made me spit up my coffe....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Taliburn' timestamp='1322675139' post='2857088'] First off you don't know squat about me. It's people like you who i want to put out of their misery before your cancer spreads throughout the Planet. You talk the talk but that's all you will do is talk. How come it's always the ones in the smaller alliances who do all the talking. If you have a grudge against someone in MCXA,SCY or myself, stop talking and do something about it. other wise shut up. This thread isn't about you or your alliance. Do you not get enough attention at home that you need to express yourself here in the TE section? If MCXA bothers you or your alliance so much, then do something about it!! . As your sitting there mad, i'm laughing right along with my buddies of how stupid you sound. Drop your NS down to mine and do something about it. [/quote] Yes I'm definitely known for not waking the walk Son, get the $%&@ out, !@#$%^. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliburn Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322682396' post='2857188'] Yes I'm definitely known for not waking the walk Son, get the $%&@ out, !@#$%^. [/quote] As soon as mom leaves u mad????? lmao at what an A@@hole you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliburn Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 This is my thread, not yours. The last i checked i'm from Really Intense Aardvarks not you. Also how's your nation doing in TE XD ahhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Guys, guys, guys you are actually upstaging mine and Adufe's bickering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322682396' post='2857188'] Yes I'm definitely known for not waking the walk Son, get the $%&@ out, !@#$%^. [/quote] Yes...Yes I believe so.. [quote name='paul711' timestamp='1322683547' post='2857201'] Guys, guys, guys you are actually upstaging mine and Adufe's bickering [/quote] DON'T DO THAT GODDAMN IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1322684262' post='2857208'] DON'T DO THAT GODDAMN IT! [/quote] don't Adu what? Ay-dude, how'ya Abeen? Aderp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Jesus Christ I hope my children never come in a 50 mile radius of yinz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted December 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Eumirbago' timestamp='1322636725' post='2856717'] Needs more lube [/quote] It needs some [i]major [/i]lube Edited December 1, 2011 by supercoolyellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 I like potatoes! Just as relevant as everything else in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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