tamerlane Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 (edited) [quote name='LeonidasRexII' timestamp='1302145332' post='2685925'] And lo a great wringing of spongy hands was heard throughout the land. No more would the affront known as Legion be allowed to stand. And so the fungal ones have issued forth in solidarity seldom seen. And with them on the air a fatwah was screamed The one known as Defender of the Legion must be erased as if he had never been. I hear you Shrooms but know this, I will forever more be known as Iunctus Partes Fungor*. [i]* Uniter of the Fungal Factions[/i]. [/quote] The saddest part of all of this is that you will be but a pimple on the butt of history for that is where your alliance shall reside when all is said and done here and the factions of the Mushroom Kingdom have gone back to warring themselves, the butt of history. [i][b]BUTT[/b][/i] Edited April 7, 2011 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew The Great Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 [quote name='T.Hubb' timestamp='1302147412' post='2685959'] This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Congrats. [/quote] And being the connoisseur of stupid, you would most certainly know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Hubb Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 [quote name='Matthew The Great' timestamp='1302204575' post='2686257'] And being the connoisseur of stupid, you would most certainly know [/quote] [img]http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/wp-content/uploads/butthurt.png[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 (edited) [quote name='T.Hubb' timestamp='1302206124' post='2686265'] [/quote] This was original and funny :-| Edited April 7, 2011 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrewer Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 [img]http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Mario-Other-Side.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Hubb Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 [quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1302208159' post='2686286'] This was original and funny :-| [/quote] Too bad the OP wasn't. :-| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 I think I lost brain cells reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew The Great Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 [quote name='T.Hubb' timestamp='1302215212' post='2686362'] Too bad the OP wasn't. :-| [/quote] I humbly disagree, the OP was very original and very funny, perhaps a Yankee Fine Gentleman such as yourself should reexamine the OP in order to grasp this humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 [quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1302215224' post='2686363'] I think I lost brain cells reading this. [/quote] You should really get that checked out by your health professional. The nation of Alvonia needs a leader with full cognitive capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted April 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 [quote name='T.Hubb' timestamp='1302215212' post='2686362'] Too bad the OP wasn't. :-| [/quote] It wasn't meant to be funny, it was meant to be serious. As Supreme Ayatollah of the Faith (Mushlam), I am charged with speaking for my faith and defending the light of Allarchon from dark foes such as yourself. Fear not, we will relieve you of your head in due time and take your women and children for our own while raising them in our image, as pious Mushlims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cager Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 [quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1302240424' post='2686560'] It wasn't meant to be funny, it was meant to be serious. As Supreme Ayatollah of the Faith (Mushlam), I am charged with speaking for my faith and defending the light of Allarchon from dark foes such as yourself. Fear not, we will relieve you of your head in due time and take your women and children for our own while raising them in our image, as pious Mushlims. [/quote] Alarchonu Akbar!. May His wisdom guide us to glory over the infidel Legionaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyfe XIV Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) [quote name='T.Hubb' timestamp='1302147412' post='2685959'] This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Congrats. [/quote] That's funny because we were just thinking the same thing about your alliance! Edited April 10, 2011 by Fyfe XIV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Fyfe XIV' timestamp='1302380691' post='2687550'] Thats funny because we were just thinking the same thing about your alliance! [/quote] So edgy, it's like this is a whole other level of dialect we have yet to grasp. I can just imagine all 5 of those AveLegio members sitting there chuckling about the pathetic MKers who have no sense of self-awareness and are blindly fumbling about for PR points. Edited April 10, 2011 by Drai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ak47don Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Well said Supreme Ayatollah Tamlanei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 You guys beat Christian Coalition? I thought you guys surrendered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 (edited) [quote name='wes the wise' timestamp='1302665675' post='2689851'] You guys beat Christian Coalition? I thought you guys surrendered? [/quote] Wait, we did? I could have sworn FOK surrendered to the two of us. That's the last time I ever sign a rental agreement without reading it. Edited April 13, 2011 by flak attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted April 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 (edited) [quote name='wes the wise' timestamp='1302665675' post='2689851'] You guys beat Christian Coalition? I thought you guys surrendered? [/quote] Its only a hop, skip, and a chop to the beheading of your nation's men, infidel. Keep pressing your luck. Edited April 13, 2011 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 o <---- see that? It's my luck button. I am pressing it as I type this. Heathen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichabod Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 I clearly remember you begging our forgiveness as your nations burned before the LORD of Hosts. That could have been a vision brought on by the fumes of my own burning nation though. Still, feel free to behead wes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynthFG Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 [quote name='Ichabod' timestamp='1302810583' post='2690712'] I clearly remember you begging our forgiveness as your nations burned before the LORD of Hosts. That could have been a vision brought on by the fumes of my own burning nation though. Still, feel free to behead wes. [/quote] Have always been partial to the approach the Monguls took with Al-Musta'sim Surrender and we promise we won't spill a drop of your blood Sense of humour those monguls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted April 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 [quote name='Ichabod' timestamp='1302810583' post='2690712'] I clearly remember you begging our forgiveness as your nations burned before the LORD of Hosts. That could have been a vision brought on by the fumes of my own burning nation though. Still, feel free to behead wes. [/quote] We will behead all male members of your alliance and convert your women and children to Mushlam. You will soon feel the hot blade of Caliph Abu Cager on your filthy neck and in a flash discover all your beliefs are false and the one True God of Bob, Allarchon, is far less forgiving to those who denounce His faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 (edited) [quote name='wes the wise' timestamp='1302665675' post='2689851'] You guys beat Christian Coalition? I thought you guys surrendered? [/quote] [IMG]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k222/draiwadle24/Top5Losers.jpg[/IMG] Welp! [spoiler]1 of these is not CCC [spoiler]It's DeSouza[/spoiler][/spoiler] Edited April 20, 2011 by Drai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonidasRexII Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 (edited) [quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1302102998' post='2685499'][size="4"][font="Comic Sans MS"] Allarchon has furthermore commanded that the jihad begin with LeonidasRexII, the so called "Defender of Legion". We do this because the defenses of our enemy must be obliterated before we can convert their women and children to our faith, Mushlam. Signed - Supreme Ayatollah Tamlanei[/font][/size] [/quote] Well Timur you're getting your wish. So... [img]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/templar781/comeatmebro1.jpg[/img] [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="7"][b]Come at me Bro![/b][/size][/font] Edited April 21, 2011 by LeonidasRexII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted April 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 [quote name='LeonidasRexII' timestamp='1303336847' post='2694896'] Well Timur you're getting your wish. So... [img]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/templar781/comeatmebro1.jpg[/img] [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="7"][b]Come at me Bro![/b][/size][/font] [/quote] You're too small for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonidasRexII Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 [quote name='timur' timestamp='1303402875' post='2695589'][size="1"][font="Comic Sans MS"]Allarchon has furthermore commanded that the jihad begin with LeonidasRexII, the so called "Defender of Legion". We do this because the defenses of our enemy must be obliterated before we can convert their women and children to our faith, Mushlam. Signed - Supreme Ayatollah Timur[/font][/size] * Quote font resized to better reflect the credence of the author's words [/quote] So, Timur, how goes the jihad? [img]http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/412/5776456183.png[/img] From the looks of things not too well. I'm kind of jihading by myself here, and after all your promises I feel kind of neglected. [quote name='timur' timestamp='1303402875' post='2695589'] You're too small for me. [/quote] Gairyuki wasn't too small and he's one of you Mushqaeda minions isn't he. Surely you have someone else in the ranks the faithful that can come out from behind the hippie shield? I mean it's a little embarrassing for the Grand Hooptie Poobah Ayafrickintollhouse to call down a mighty jihad on one nation and get this response. Now that I think of it where's all these guys? [img]http://i.imgur.com/K2Adv.jpg[/img] [img]http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff195/CommisarGaunt/rebelagain.png[/img] [img]http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff195/CommisarGaunt/oldtimetoad.png[/img] They all lined up with the Roll Legion pronouncements, and yet no one out of all these factions can come out and play with me?!? For that matter there are a grand Ayatotal of 5 offensive wars being prosecuted by MK on The Legion, and one of those is a conscript from NSO. Well at least you're living up to the name Ayatollah by sitting on high calling down Jihads only to have others do the fighting for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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