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A Fatwa from the Supreme Ayatollah Tamlanei


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[quote name='LeonidasRexII' timestamp='1302145332' post='2685925']
And lo a great wringing of spongy hands

was heard throughout the land.

No more would the affront known as Legion

be allowed to stand.

And so the fungal ones have issued

forth in solidarity seldom seen.

And with them on the air a fatwah was screamed

The one known as Defender of the Legion must be erased as if he had never been.

I hear you Shrooms but know this, I will forever more

be known as Iunctus Partes Fungor*.

[i]* Uniter of the Fungal Factions[/i].
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The saddest part of all of this is that you will be but a pimple on the butt of history for that is where your alliance shall reside when all is said and done here and the factions of the Mushroom Kingdom have gone back to warring themselves, the butt of history.

[i][b]BUTT[/b][/i]

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[quote name='Matthew The Great' timestamp='1302204575' post='2686257']
And being the connoisseur of stupid, you would most certainly know
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[img]http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/wp-content/uploads/butthurt.png[/img]

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[quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1302215224' post='2686363']
I think I lost brain cells reading this.
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You should really get that checked out by your health professional. The nation of Alvonia needs a leader with full cognitive capacity.

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[quote name='T.Hubb' timestamp='1302215212' post='2686362']
Too bad the OP wasn't. :-|
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It wasn't meant to be funny, it was meant to be serious. As Supreme Ayatollah of the Faith (Mushlam), I am charged with speaking for my faith and defending the light of Allarchon from dark foes such as yourself. Fear not, we will relieve you of your head in due time and take your women and children for our own while raising them in our image, as pious Mushlims.

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[quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1302240424' post='2686560']
It wasn't meant to be funny, it was meant to be serious. As Supreme Ayatollah of the Faith (Mushlam), I am charged with speaking for my faith and defending the light of Allarchon from dark foes such as yourself. Fear not, we will relieve you of your head in due time and take your women and children for our own while raising them in our image, as pious Mushlims.
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Alarchonu Akbar!. May His wisdom guide us to glory over the infidel Legionaries.

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[quote name='T.Hubb' timestamp='1302147412' post='2685959']
This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Congrats.
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That's funny because we were just thinking the same thing about your alliance!

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[quote name='Fyfe XIV' timestamp='1302380691' post='2687550']
Thats funny because we were just thinking the same thing about your alliance!
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So edgy, it's like this is a whole other level of dialect we have yet to grasp.

I can just imagine all 5 of those AveLegio members sitting there chuckling about the pathetic MKers who have no sense of self-awareness and are blindly fumbling about for PR points.

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[quote name='wes the wise' timestamp='1302665675' post='2689851']
You guys beat Christian Coalition? I thought you guys surrendered? :P
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Wait, we did?

I could have sworn FOK surrendered to the two of us. That's the last time I ever sign a rental agreement without reading it.

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[quote name='wes the wise' timestamp='1302665675' post='2689851']
You guys beat Christian Coalition? I thought you guys surrendered? :P
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Its only a hop, skip, and a chop to the beheading of your nation's men, infidel. Keep pressing your luck. :ph34r:

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I clearly remember you begging our forgiveness as your nations burned before the LORD of Hosts. That could have been a vision brought on by the fumes of my own burning nation though. :unsure:

Still, feel free to behead wes.

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[quote name='Ichabod' timestamp='1302810583' post='2690712']
I clearly remember you begging our forgiveness as your nations burned before the LORD of Hosts. That could have been a vision brought on by the fumes of my own burning nation though. :unsure:

Still, feel free to behead wes.
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Have always been partial to the approach the Monguls took with Al-Musta'sim
Surrender and we promise we won't spill a drop of your blood

Sense of humour those monguls

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[quote name='Ichabod' timestamp='1302810583' post='2690712']
I clearly remember you begging our forgiveness as your nations burned before the LORD of Hosts. That could have been a vision brought on by the fumes of my own burning nation though. :unsure:

Still, feel free to behead wes.
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We will behead all male members of your alliance and convert your women and children to Mushlam. You will soon feel the hot blade of Caliph Abu Cager on your filthy neck and in a flash discover all your beliefs are false and the one True God of Bob, Allarchon, is far less forgiving to those who denounce His faith.

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[quote name='wes the wise' timestamp='1302665675' post='2689851']
You guys beat Christian Coalition? I thought you guys surrendered? :P
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[IMG]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k222/draiwadle24/Top5Losers.jpg[/IMG]

Welp!
[spoiler]1 of these is not CCC
[spoiler]It's DeSouza[/spoiler][/spoiler]

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[quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1302102998' post='2685499'][size="4"][font="Comic Sans MS"]
Allarchon has furthermore commanded that the jihad begin with LeonidasRexII, the so called "Defender of Legion". We do this because the defenses of our enemy must be obliterated before we can convert their women and children to our faith, Mushlam.

Signed -

Supreme Ayatollah Tamlanei[/font][/size]
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Well Timur you're getting your wish. So...

[img]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/templar781/comeatmebro1.jpg[/img]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="7"][b]Come at me Bro![/b][/size][/font]

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[quote name='LeonidasRexII' timestamp='1303336847' post='2694896']
Well Timur you're getting your wish. So...

[img]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/templar781/comeatmebro1.jpg[/img]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="7"][b]Come at me Bro![/b][/size][/font]
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You're too small for me.

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[quote name='timur' timestamp='1303402875' post='2695589'][size="1"][font="Comic Sans MS"]Allarchon has furthermore commanded that the jihad begin with LeonidasRexII, the so called "Defender of Legion". We do this because the defenses of our enemy must be obliterated before we can convert their women and children to our faith, Mushlam.

Signed -

Supreme Ayatollah Timur[/font][/size]

* Quote font resized to better reflect the credence of the author's words [/quote]

So, Timur, how goes the jihad?

[img]http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/412/5776456183.png[/img]

From the looks of things not too well. I'm kind of jihading by myself here, and after all your promises I feel kind of neglected.


[quote name='timur' timestamp='1303402875' post='2695589']
You're too small for me.
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Gairyuki wasn't too small and he's one of you Mushqaeda minions isn't he. Surely you have someone else in the ranks the faithful that can come out from behind the hippie shield? I mean it's a little embarrassing for the Grand Hooptie Poobah Ayafrickintollhouse to call down a mighty jihad on one nation and get this response. Now that I think of it where's all these guys?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/K2Adv.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff195/CommisarGaunt/rebelagain.png[/img]

[img]http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff195/CommisarGaunt/oldtimetoad.png[/img]

They all lined up with the Roll Legion pronouncements, and yet no one out of all these factions can come out and play with me?!?

For that matter there are a grand Ayatotal of 5 offensive wars being prosecuted by MK on The Legion, and one of those is a conscript from NSO. Well at least you're living up to the name Ayatollah by sitting on high calling down Jihads only to have others do the fighting for you.

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