Cyber Nations Forum Rules 07/03/2016Cyber Nations Forum Rules
In the process of registering on this forum, all players--including you--agreed to accept these terms and conditions and the terms and conditions of Invision Power Board. In doing so you essentially signed an electronic contract pledging to have read the rules and TOS and agreeing to follow the rules and TOS as written. It is your continued responsibility to read, follow, and keep up-to-date with the CN rules.
The following are basic guidelines for use of the Cyber Nations community forum. Anyone caught disobeying these guidelines will be issued a warning. The forum staff works on a five warn limit policy unless the situation calls for more appropriate action ranging from a verbal warning to a double warn and suspension to an immediate ban, etc. Just because something is not listed specifically here as illegal does not mean it's allowed. All players are expected to use common sense and are personally responsible for reading the pinned threads found in the Moderation forum. Questions regarding appropriateness or other concerns can be sent via PM to an appropriate moderator. A permanent ban on the forums results in a game ban, and vice versa. Please note that the in-game warn system works on a "three strikes you're out" policy and that in-game actions (including warnings and deletions) may not be appealed. For more information regarding in-game rules please read the Cyber Nations Game Rules. 1.) First Warning
2.) Second Warning
3.) Third Warning (48 hour suspension at the forum)
4.) Fourth Warning (120 hour suspension at the forum)
5.) Permanent Ban Game Bans and Forum Bans
If you receive a 100% warn level on the forums, you will be subject to removal from the forums AND have your nation deleted and banned from the game at moderator(s) discretion. If you are banned in the game, then you will be banned from the forums. Process of Appeals
Players may not appeal any in-game actions. This includes cheat flags, canceled trades, content removals, warn level increases, nation deletion, and bans from the game. Players may appeal individual forum warnings. You may only appeal a warning if you can show with evidence that it was unwarranted or unduly harsh. If a reasonable amount of time has passed (no less than one month and preferably longer) in which you have demonstrated reformed behavior than you may request a warning level reduction. Wasting staff time with inappropriately filed reports and/or unfounded appeals will result in a warn level raise. Repeat incidences will result in a ban from the forum. Bans are permanent. Banned players may appeal to the Senior Staff if they believe grounds exist (very, very rare) in which they state their case with evidence and why explain why they believe they deserve to be allowed back into Cyber Nations. This process is not quick and the investigation into cases may last three minutes or three weeks or more depending on the individual situation. The only place where discussion of moderator action is acceptable is in the appropriate Moderation forum. Posting commentary on or disagreement with moderator action elsewhere will result in a warn level raise. Posting
All posts must be in English. Common phrases in other languages will be allowed so long as they are translated upon request. Foreign languages are permitted in signatures and avatars, however. Certain areas of the forum require you to have a nation in either standard CN or CN:TE. If you have... A SE and a TE nation: You get one forum account. Your forum account name must match your SE nation or ruler name. You are allowed to post in either SE or TE areas of the forum. You must have your CN:TE nation name listed in your profile to post in the CN:TE section of the forum.
Just an SE nation: You get one forum account. Your forum account name must match your SE nation or ruler name. You are not allowed to post in any TE areas of the forum.
Just a TE nation: You get one forum account. Your forum account name must match your TE nation name or ruler name. Your must have your CN:TE nation name listed correctly in your profile. You are not allowed to post in any of the SE areas. You are allowed to post in the water cooler, question center and the moderation forums. Other than that, all your posts need to stay in the TE area. Flame/Flamebait/Trolling
Flaming is expressing anger or lobbing insults at a person/player rather than a character, post, idea, etc. Flamebait are posts that are made with the aim of targeting/harassing/provoking another user into rule-breaking. Trolling is submitting posts with the aim of targeting/harassing/provoking a specific group into rule-breaking. Forum users should not be participating in any of these, and doing so will result in a warning. Topic Hijacking
Hijacking is forcing the current thread discussion off of the original topic and usually results in spam or flame from either side. Forum users found hijacking threads will be given a warning. Repeat Topics
One topic is enough. Repeat topics will be locked, removed, and the author given a warning. Users found creating repeat topics after others were locked by staff will receive a warn raise. Joke Topics
Topics created as a joke are prohibited. Joke topics will be locked and the author warned. This includes topics in which the author is making an announcement “for” another in-game alliance. Humorous threads are permitted; it is up to the discretion of the moderation staff to determine what is merely satire and what is actually a joke topic. Spam
Spam is defined as creating posts or topics containing only contentless material of any kind. Users found spamming will receive a warning. Examples include (but are in no way limited to) posts containing nothing but smilies, "+1", "QFT", "this" any other one/few-word contentless combination, joke threads, or posts containing quotes and anything that counts as spam by itself. Adding words to a post with the express intent of avoiding a spam warn will result in a warning. These posts and other similar contributions have no substance and hence are considered spam. Posts of "Ave", "Hail" or any other one word congratulatory type are acceptable as one word posts. Emoticon type posts such as "o/" without accompanying text is still not allowed. Posts containing only images are considered spam, unless the image is being used in the Alliance Politics sub-forum and then the actual text of the image be placed into spoiler tags. Posting in All Caps
Posting large amounts of text in capital letters is not permitted. Use discretion when using your caps lock key. No Discussion Forums
There are forums that are not for discussion and are used strictly for game and forum staff to address certain issues, bugs, etc. The following forums are not open to discussion: Report Game Abuse, Report Forum Abuse, and Warn/Ban Appeals. Only moderators and the original poster may post in a thread, period, with absolutely no exceptions. Users found disobeying this guideline will receive an automatic warning for each offense. Moderation Forums
All Moderation forums also maintain pinned threads clearly marked as required reading before posting. Failure to read and follow required reading and procedure in a Moderation forum will result in a warning. Examples include posting requests in the wrong forum, failure to include all required information in posts, etc. The standard of conduct and enforcement of rules in Moderation forums is strictly enforced and the repercussions for disregarding rules or disrespecting staff are harsh. Read the pinned threads before posting and you will be fine. Namecalling
Excessive or unqualified namecalling is not allowed in IC forums; namecalling should also never make up the bulk of a post. Namecalling is prohibited entirely in all OOC forums. Filtered Words
Any attempts to evade the word filter will result in a warning. The terms we have filtered are filtered for a reason and no excuse for evasion will be accepted. Filter evasion includes censoring or deliberately misspelling part of a filtered word. If you link to a website, image, video, etc., containing profanity, please post a disclaimer before the link. The moderation staff may still remove links if the content is deemed too obscene. Harassment
Forum users should not be stalking/harassing others on the forums. Anyone found stalking players from topic to topic, etc., will be subject to a warning. Gravedigging
Gravedigging is not allowed anywhere on the forums. Gravedigging is "bumping" old topics which haven't been active for quite some time (four to seven days is standard depending on the nature of the thread and how many pages back it had been pushed before bump). Your warn level will be raised if you are caught doing this. The Suggestion Box and Black Market forums are partial exceptions to this rule. Suggestions/ideas in that forum may be posted in regardless of age PROVIDING that the reviving post contains constructive, on-topic input to the original topic or discussion. Black Market threads may be bumped by the author if there is new information about the offered exchange (i.e open aid slots). In the Player Created Alliances forum it will not be considered gravedigging to bump a topic up to a year old, so long as the alliance in question still exists and it is not a duplicate thread. Signatures
Those who fail to read and abide by these rules will have their signatures removed and receive a warning. You may have only one image per signature which may not exceed the maximum size of 450 pixels wide by 150 pixels tall. You may have no more than 8 lines of text and text size cannot exceed size 4. Each quote-tag, image and empty line count as a line. Inappropriate Images and Other Disallowed Images
Images that are sexual in nature or have sexual overtones are prohibited. It is up to the discretion of the moderation staff to determine what constitutes sexual overtones. Depictions of kissing are permissible provided there are no sexual implications. Images depicting female nipples are prohibited outright. Making “ASCII art” is prohibited regardless of the image depicted. Using photos or likenesses of another Cyber Nations player is also prohibited. Drug References
Images and posts promoting illegal drug use are prohibited. References to drugs are acceptable only if the moderation staff deems that it is not promoting the use thereof. Obscene Content and/or "Account Suicide"
Anyone caught posting vulgar material (including but in no way limited to pornography, "gross," "tubgirl," "lemonparty," photos depicting RL illegal acts such as violence towards humans or animals, child pornography, death photos, and any other obscene or offensive material in either text form or picture form) will have their account(s) permanently banned, and their ISP contacted along with any other applicable internet and RL authorities. OOC Threats / Revealing Personal Information
An OOC threat of any nature will equate to an automatic ban from the game and forums. Likewise, the publishing of personal information of any other player without their explicit permission is grounds for warning and/or a ban from the game depending on the severity of the offense. Death Threats / Death Wishes
A death threat or a death wish of any nature (including but not limited to telling another player to commit suicide) will result in at very least a 40% warn level increase and 2 day suspension from the forums, with harsher punishments, including a complete ban from the forums and game, up to the discretion of the moderation staff. Quoting Rulebreaking Posts
Do not quote any post with obscene content or any other content that has to be removed by the moderation staff. Doing so makes it more difficult for the moderation staff to find and remove all such content and will result in a warn level increase. Putting rulebreaking posts of any kind in your signature is prohibited. Forum Names
With the exception of moderator accounts, all forum accounts must match up exactly with the ruler name or nation name of your in-game country. Those found not matching up will be warned and banned immediately. Forum account names may not be profane or offensive. Multiple Forum Accounts
With the exception of moderators, if you are caught with multiple forum accounts, the multiple account(s) will be banned, warn level raised, and your identity will be announced by a moderator to the CN community so rule-abiding players can take IC action against you. Multiple forum account offenders will receive a varying percentage warn level raise and/or a permanent ban on a case-by-case basis. Posting For Other Players
Posting for banned or suspended players is prohibited, as is posting for any person without a nation. This includes making warn and ban appeals on their behalf. Imitation &. Impersonation
Imitation in terms of this forum is mimicking the posting, avatar, or signature styles of another user in an attempt to be satirical or generally humorous. Impersonation in terms of this forum is copying the posting, avatar, or signature styles of another user in order to present the illusion that the person is in fact that user. Imitation is fine and can be quite funny. Impersonation is disruptive and is warnable. Please pay attention to the subtle difference between these two concepts. A player may not impersonate another player by emulating the characteristics of someone else's past or present account in an attempt to harass, stalk, or flamebait. Creating a new forum account in an attempt to impersonate a standing account will result in deletion and banning without notice. Any attempt at imitation and/or impersonation of moderators and game staff is strictly prohibited and will be met with harsh repercussions. Avatars
Size for avatars is limited by the forum mechanics, therefore there is no size issue for a user to worry about. Avatars must be in good taste, and any avatar containing a picture that is too violent, disgusting, sexually explicit, insulting to another player or staff member, etc. will be removed. Avatars that are potentially seizure inducing will not be permitted. Players may not "borrow" the avatars of any moderator past or present without permission. Swastikas and Nazi Imagery
The swastika may not be used in signatures or avatars. Pictures of swastika's are acceptable for use in the In Character (IC) sections of the roleplay forums, so long as its context is In Character, and not Out Of Character. Pictures of Hitler, mentioning of the Holocaust, etc... have no place in the roleplay forums, since these people and events existed in real life, and have no bearing or place in the Cyberverse. Other Nazi or SS imagery is forbidden in all forums. Moderation Staff
The revealing of the private identities of any Cyber Nations staffers past or present is strictly prohibited, and thus no speculation/accusation of identity is allowed. Doing so is grounds for moderator action against your account appropriate to the offense, including a full forum/game ban. Claims of moderator bias should be directed to the highest level of authority--the Head Game & Forum Mod/Admin, Keelah. Claims of moderator bias without supporting evidence is grounds for a warning. Blatant disrespect of the moderator staff is strictly prohibited. This includes but is not limited to spoofing moderator accounts in any way, sig/avatar references, baiting, flaming, rude demands, mocking, attitude, and unsubstantiated claims of bias. They are volunteers hired to enforce the rules. If you have a problem with the way a moderator is enforcing the rules or the rules themselves please contact Keelah. Attempting to use the moderation staff as a weapon by abusing the report system in an attempt to get another player warned or banned is strictly prohibited. Do not ask about becoming or campaign to become a moderator. The moderators are drawn from CN membership but moderation positions are by invitation only. Asking to become one will substantially decrease your chances of ever being asked. Aiding Rule Violators
Any user found to know of a serious rule violation without reporting it to a game moderator (eg. knowledge of a user with multiple nations) will be given a warning or, in more serious cases, have their nation deleted. Aiding Banned Players
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TREATY FOR MAROON DOMINANCE Article I: The alliances of Non Grata, Nordreich, and The Last Remnants (“Signatory Alliances”) join together for the mutual domination of Maroon. Article II: Should the Signatory Alliances’ dominance of Maroon be threatened, the Signatory Alliances are obliged to use any and all means necessary to address such threat and to defend one another when in pursuit thereof. Article III: The Signatory Alliances agree to refrain from hostilities against one another, and to resolve all disputes peaceably. Article IV: The Signatory Alliances agree to distribute the Maroon senate seats as follows: 1) Non Grata will hold two (2) senate seats 2) Nordreich will hold two (2) senate seats 3) TLR will hold one (1) senate seat 4) The distribution of senate seats may be changed with the agreement of all signatory alliances Article V: Signatory Alliances agree that they will not sanction the member nations of any of the Signatory Alliances. Article VI: Which alliances constitute a threat, for the purposes of Article I, and how to respond will be determined by the Signatory Alliances on an ad hoc basis. For Non Grata: Abshire, Duumvir Erwin Schrodinger, Duumvir For Nordreich: Oro Iban Aozpi, Kaiser Latexi, Kronprinz Kaiser Hansen, Reichskanzlerin PuliSher, Cancertroll For The Last Remnants: Triumvirate of TLR Kestral Hombre de Murcielago Jgoods45
Following a minor dispute on the Maroon senate a few days ago, presumably regarding the “Pro peace” proposal, the leaders of TTK and RIA received these messages: As the remaining signatories are all either allied to one another, or essentially no longer exist as alliances, we are hereby announcing that “One Big Happy Family Accords” is considered defunct. We are not certain as to why the cancellation was necessary but are open to communication between our respective alliances to solve any misunderstanding that might exist, OBHFA had allowed for over 2 years of a peaceful maroon. We hope to continue good and amicable relations despite this cancellation. The Random Insanity Alliance, Lord Cactuar: Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. Floridian Council, Cactimus Prime dester55 Gigantuar Leo, Hello Liz Funktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the ladies of the cyberverse, Lord of the Great Eastern Ocean, Knight of Maroonity, Wonderer if anyone actually reads any of this, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge. The Templar Knights, Merick, Grand Master Rustikus, Marshal of Defence Mandystalin, Marshal of Members Blackatron, Marshal of Foreign Affairs Elder Council, Lord Konstantine Necron681 Tiger c
Dear citizens and immigrants of Planet Bob, After Hombre's rather awesome Declaration of War(look it up, it is beautiful) with =LOST='s fading glory making it even more fabulous, I feel like my announcement will be... well, less. There are no threats of cancelled bingo night and more greens for dinner at the cafeteria. No poetic passage or two about how we are the shadow of death and have fangs of glittering fairies. Well, we do but that's beside the point. The point is, our dear friends in Non Grata have been attacked and despite my better judgement and high dislike of war in general, we must respond. Because we love our friends. I figure that is pretty obvious from the last wars. And our history. Yeah, sure. Sometimes we're too inactive to react. Well, not this time. I'm up in the middle of the night and I am totally legit! So here we go. New Polar Order. Consider your ice green(get it? Because ice cream...? Oh, forget it, you're hopeless!). Actually, that sounds kind of yummy. Err, don't distract me, you fiends! The Last Remnants hereby declares war on NpO in defense of our friends in Non Grata. <3<3<3 Signed, Elorian Kestral Hombre de Murcielago P.S. Update time DoWs are overrated. Go eat some porridge, champ. We're doing this.
Meanwhile, in the retirement home, craft time was over, and the members of TLR were enjoying a rousing game of shuffleboard. Rush had broken a hip faking a hip injury, and the stakes couldn't be higher. When suddenly, some intolerable youth, started going on about NADC, NPO, and their horrible hip-hop music television. Still, we were shocked to learn that NADC was still an alliance. The news only got worse, as the youth refused to pull his pants up any higher. Worse still, he insisted that TLR was still an alliance. This was news to us. Evidently the shuffleboard match would have to be postponed. but we needed a DoW Luckily, we had an unused =LOST= declaration lining around in the box we keep our glaucoma medicine in. [spoiler]TLR hereby declares war on NADC in defense of NPO. [/spoiler] tl;dr - The shuffleboard tournament has been rescheduled
The Elly's Having A Hangover Treaty of Fafafa. Preamble: The alliances of the Last Remnants and Guinness hereby declare their friendship and their wish to help each other out. Article 1: Sovereignty. The Last Remnants(TLR) and Guinness are both independant entities and shall remain so despite what the OWF says. We don't mess with each other's affairs and we agree that a rude and malicious violation of this article will most likely result to the whole treaty getting cancelled. So lets not, mkay? Article 2: Non Aggression TLR and Guinness agree to behave and refrain from attacking, spying on and conspire against each other. We both also promise not to aid any aggressive actions taken against the other signatory and if such a thing occurs, the treaty may get cancelled. Article 3: Intelligence We both agree to share any and all information that we consider to be important to each other's security and stability. This intel is to be considered confidential unless permission is given by the other to reveal it to others. Article 4: Optional Defense Should either of the signatories get attacked, it is encouraged but far from obligatory for the other to rush to their defense. Should they decide not to help with defense of their ally, this decision is to be respected and not questioned by the other. Thus - Optional! Article 5: Optional Aggression There may come a time when a signatory of this treaty wants to attack some third party not allied with either of them, they may request or the other party may offer to roll onto the battlefield with them. If the other chooses not to join the aggression, it is respected and not disputed by the other. Again - optional! Article 6: Cancellation This treaty may be cancelled at any point but the intention of doing so must be communicated to the other 72 hours before it is considered cancelled. The signatories can then decide whether to publicly announce the cancellation or merely let it slip into oblivion. Should articles 1 and/or 2 get violated by the other party and no diplomatic solution found to this, this treaty may be cancelled immediately without having to wait the period mentioned in article 6. Till such a time comes, lets drink and be merry! Signed, For The Last Remnants(contains new information): Triumvirate: Kestral Hombre de Murcielago Elorian Ministers: Rifleman - Internal Affairs Cripple - Economics Rileyaddaff - War Rush...? Maybe? Possibly? - Foreign Affairs For Guinness: Vosegus, Provost Kanati, Praetor Wartornplace, Chancellor of Interior Red Army, Chancellor of Finance Kanati, Chancellor of State Sergei Romanov, Chancellor of Defense tl;dr version: The Last Remnants and Guinness signed an ODoAP. Rejoice! x~o~x x~o~x And have a special edition Pipboy Porter, straight from the Vault:
News from the Wasteland After a series of elections, coups and carefully planned positioning of trustworthy individuals, the Last Remnants is now prepared to announce our latest government lineup. Triumvirate of the Wastes Kestral Stefano Palmieri Hombre de Murcielago Ministries Foreign Affairs - Elorian Internal Affairs - JSoprano Economics - Cripple + Deputy rileyaddaff War - Rifleman Eternally a government member but refusing to lead the most prestigious Ministry of Geriatric Affairs, Rush Sykes remains a liaison of TLR on IRC and an annoyance to those who disagree with him on the forums. Ain't that a Kick in the Head
TLR hereby surrenders and admits defeat to DoD, IRON, Sengoku, VE, and Argent. TLR agrees not to re-enter the war and may not aid any alliance still involved in the war until after official peace declarations have been made. For DoD Elders, Bassman Hormones Jesse James The Blessed, Anakey Dragonaspect Mali Raymond Jaeger For IRON Signed, The Warrior, President, IRON Councilor duelking, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor Montosh, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor Blade 619, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor Baron Aaron, Deputy Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor Ali Bin Turban, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor For Sengoku Emperor hartfw Shogun Autosave36 Daimyo Foreign Affairs: Auctor & Schad War: bcortell Internal Affairs: Rogal Dorn Rōjū dockingscheduled President S O For VE Goldie, Lord of the Entente WarriorConcept, Duke of the Entente Sweet Ronny D, Secretary of Defense Baltus, Secretary of State Cards, Secretary of the Interior Yenroh, Secretary of Economics For Argent Signed, The Great and Powerful Lowsten (James Spanier) - Emperor Otter (Aeternos Astramora) - Regent trimm - Minister of Finance Omniscient1 - Minister of Internal Affairs deathman1212 - Minister At-Large For TLR For The Last Remnants: Kestral - Triumvir Rifleman - Triumvir Stefano Palmieri - Triumvir Rush Sykes - MoFA JSoprano - MoE
The Nerdgasm Accords Preamble: Recognizing that both Fallout and Star Wars can be geek heaven to nerds all over the world, The Last Remnants(TLR) and New Sith Order(NSO) hereby enter into this Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact. Article I: Your vault or my ship? NSO and TLR recognize the sovereignty of each others' territories. No Sith will mess the Vault-dwellers and the mutants and Wastelanders will endeavor to exist with as little offense to the dark jedi business as possible. Sexbots and fluffy neutral jedi are fair game to all. Article II: Galactic Information Kiosks and Broken Radios If either ones' communication blacks out, we both agree that it does not mean only one thing - Invasion - and share the information we find important to each order so there will not be needless worrying about the Trade Federation's droid army or the Enclave attacking. Article III: Invaders Must Die! Should anyone attempt a violent takeover of the vault or send assassins after the Emperor and/or his seventy wives(Fine, there are 69 of them), the other Nerdnest will send their own assassins, BB guns and armies of radroaches to assist in whatever capacity they are required. If a signatory party has the situation well under control and another apocalypse is unnecessary, the other may sit back and enjoy the executions. Article IV: Gang wars TLR and NSO may decide to take part in any gang wars and do so together for the sake of peacehavoc and prosperitydestruction. Article V: The Final Duel In the event of a falling out and the mass of nerdgasms having grown too great to handle so it goes supernova, TLR and NSO will calculate the time they have left and gropehug each other goodbye at least 72 hours before the Fatman sings. For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord For the Last Remnants: Triumvirate Darth Kestral Admiral Rifleman Not Anakin Elorian Ministers Twi'lek dancer Stefano Palmieri - MoIA Spacejew JSoprano - MoE Rush My Lightsaber is Bigger Than Yours Sykes - MoFA Stormtrooper AbsentRaccoon - MoD Parteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh!
The Last Remnants Declaration of War War grows out of the desire of the individual to gain advantage at the expense of his fellow man (Napoleon Hill) There is little to say. We do not enter this war in anger or hatred but out of friendship and respect. Our allies have been attacked by an overwhelming force and we will assist them however we can. While we wish we could help them all, there is only so many of us in the Wasteland. From Merger Madness 2.0: The Last Remnants hereby declares war on the Disciples of Destruction in defense of Non Grata. Our thoughts are also with our friends in the New Pacific Order, the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization, Orange Defense Network, the International and in no small way, with the New Sith Order. And as always.... War. War never changes. Signed: Elorian - Triumvir of the Last Remnants Kestral - Triumvir of the Last Remnants Rifleman - Triumvir of the Last Remnants Stefano Palmieri - Minister of IA Rush Sykes - Minister of FA JSoprano - Minister of Economics P.S. Because I got to post this, this fabulous piece of music is now our battle music.
The Last Remnants Announcement Our leadership has recently lost a few good men - Wyrmon and Mandellav who were both elected Triumvirs for the alliance were lost to the dreaded (real) life outside the offices of the Wastelanders. We thank them for their service and wish them the best of everything in their future endeavors. That said, a double triumvir election happened and TLR now has two new leaders in the Triumvirate of power. I will list them momentarily but before that I have an important news that will rock the planet, no doubt. The Last Remnants high government has decided to dissolve the Ministry of Geriatric Affairs and assign Minister Rush as our new(old) Minister of Foreign Affairs. That's right, Rush Sykes is back! Rejoice! Anyway, the Triumvirate of TLR now looks like this: Kestral Elorian CamoPooh We invite you to join us on our forums at http://thelastremnants.com/ for the slightly belated celebrations and to just to get to know us more. I will also remind you that if your embassy at those wonderful forums is empty and/or inactive for a while(we're very lenient, a whole 6 months of inactivity must have happened before we react to it), it will be deleted and whatever pearls of wisdom and diplomatic masterclass it holds within, lost forever. The purge of such embassies will happen at the end of this month, July 2013. Until the next relevant announcement, I bid you adieu. Elorian Wastelander
In case you have not noticed, there is a new CN radio network, CyberNations International Broadcasting. Bloodfury and bros have put in a huge amount of work to put up the infrastructure, and several DJs have begun populating the network. After much pushing and pulling, Bloodfury got me to sign on to a bi-weekly show Thursdays at 9 PM EST (8 PM server). This week in CN will be a political talkshow dedicated to current events and interviews with headline-makers. Shows will be archived and re-played for those who couldn't tune in for the live broadcast. Our first show saw Pacifican Emperor and Bootleg Radio host Brehon as the guest for the hour. It will air again on Monday the 19th at 8 PM EST (7 PM server). Future re-runs might not be in that timeframe depending on how the DJ schedule pans out (right now that time slot is not occupied). After each replay, I'll post a link to a permanent stream. You can tune in directly from the network's forum, or via your favorite media program (WinAMP, WMP, REAL, or Quicktime) here: http://www.cnib-group.com/boards/index.php Enjoy!