I was a member of GOONS for well over a year, fought in several wars (5?), and was regularly on iRC with banned member, banned member, banned member, Daemon banned member and all the rest (miniputt ftw). I know the people of GOONS, their temperaments, what made them tick, and how awesome they could be. I even played with GOONS in Astro Empires. I fondly remember when banned member sanctioned admin after he switched his nation to black to read his senator posts on Pokemons (a truly epic tale). I was a GOON and knew them all. You, sir, are no GOON.