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slymenstra hymen

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  1. For an important seaworthy announcement! The Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes hereby announce the party of the century! tl;dr? SLCB MDoAP w/ Superfriends /s everyone important
  2. Ladies and Gentlemen! I present to you: The page 6 summary! So early on in this thread, username Slymenstra Hymen demonstrates some quality posting and ruffles the feathers of rank and file lolegionares. They proceed to demonstrate average intelligence for 2 pages! On page 3 The Big Bad makes a debut and (bless his pointed little head) decides to give some history lessons but it seems to be glossed over by the unwashed masses. +1 Big Bad - Love ya buddy - always have. Pages 3.5 - 5 pretty meh. A mediocre Thrash post or two which kinda boost his (rising) favorability rating. Page 5 and onward: Nothing much to see here. In conclusion, let's Make Planet Bob Great Again. Thanks for your continued professionalism!
  3. Yes, that is exactly how that happened. You've got a mind like a steel trap.
  4. I think it's me he's talking about. I'm so awesome. Give me more money.
  5. The Legion is, and always has been, a joke. You're not very good at this. At all.
  6. GATO doesn't care about black people.
  7. gentle persons of planet bob, shall i compare myself to a fair and respectable hime themis? no i shall not. but i will sell you tech. send me money. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=605131
  8. Dear Diary, Today everyone was mad. It's becoming easy to see who didn't get enough attention from their parents. World domination should be a breeze. Your friend, Slymenstrua
  9. yes yes i concur rogues are bad. almost as bad as your posting.
  10. i read this a few times and i feel worse off having done so.
  11. interesting. war on Sir Kindle. Brilliant idea. wish i'd have thought of it. Lucky for you I'm working on perfecting the Pork N Bean pop.
  12. two additional aNiMaLs nations have surrendered. They have resorted to having their highest ranking nation sell off infra and have resorted to nuclear weaponry - still they can't break the hymen.
  13. when the other children make fun of you, it's because you make comments like this that illustrate that you're not clever enough to "get the joke". for example, this is why they call you names like "low gear", "low beam", "water head", "gravel brain" and other more nefarious ones. it's not they they don't like you - it's just that you're not very fun and a lot of low-level jokes go right over your head. but fortunately for you, here's a tip! you can cease bringing attention to this shortcoming by not bringing attention to yourself! still confused? it's ok. mama slymenstra is going to help you... read the post carefully. for example, when someone posts in spanglish, and then another person replies and suggests that the spanglish post was french, that's called irony. irony is funny stuff! yet, when you try to insinuate that the person who made the ironic post is stupid because you take the reply literally, it makes you (as opposed to the person who replied) look dim.
  14. There's a rift out in space, and it could be the door, but you know I'm not sure.If you go through the rift to the palace of ice - might it be nice - is it, paradise? I'm the commander of time in my vessel of God I go through the rift to the palace of ice.We may never come back from the palace of ice because the rift is a door.
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