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Crooked Crown

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    Crooked City, Crooked Land
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    Crooked Crown
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    Crooked Lands Alliance
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  1. So, anybody wanna go get some IHOP? Pointless, circular arguing always makes me hungry for pancakes.
  2. The Crooked Lands Alliance offers to negotiate a peace between the warring parties involved at this time. Nothing good is coming of this.
  3. The Crooked Lands Alliance is disgusted by these turn of events on Planet Bob, and we shamelessly denounce SNX for giving birth to a war in these times of peace. The CLA also applauds the Cowboys for their tireless motivation at pursuing peace at all means, and only wished that a peaceful ending could have been the outcome this time.
  4. Such abuse of the word when little has been done by these "terrorists." You remind me of the seagull, that fancy farflung bird that dots our lands. Full of !@#$ and full of noise.
  5. I believe you have mistaken the term "terrorist" with the term "malefactor."
  6. Do not mistake us for the common whore, we are a high quality call girl. Query: You admire us, but ask us to contact you, whom we know little about? Introduce yourself, brother, and let the light of knowledge wash over both of us like....a wave of knowledgeable water.
  7. Explain, Green Frog Man with Yonder Blue Hat, why we must take sides instantly without better knowledge? It seems to me that you wish to pull more into your flock like the shepherds of old. NAY! I say to you! The CLA is not a dumb sheep, but we are a roaring....ant. We will not fall for tricky and deceit!
  8. HOW! Crooked Lands Alliance announces their existence on this day, Julian the Ninth, Year One since Mountain Fall. We are pleased to say that Crooked Lands Alliance(CLA) will be pursuing a long-term goal of controlling all of you through tech deals and passively moving chairs into your path until you fall over them. The CLA declares neutrality in all politics and on-going wars, and ensures the citizens of Planet Bob that the CLA will not enter war or treaties without careful consideration and at least one bag of marshmallows. HOW!
  9. HOW! Now selling Crooked Tech for Crooked Prices(6M/100T)! ABSOLUTELY NO BLACKLISTING HERE FOLKS! Crooked Lands Alliance is here to sell, sell, sell! Offers include One Time Deal(OTD), Continuous, and To Ya Buddy(TYB)* Deals! *TYB: Pay for tech, I send tech to different nation. SEND THOSE ORDERS QUICK, TECH GOES FAST!
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