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  1. all MICRO Alliances welcome

    Being a member of the newly formed League of Micros, I want to explain what the League of Micros is, it's a round table setting for micro alliances (friends and enemies) to come together and share their ideas of how to make the world interesting and to promote activity. It is not a bloc, it is not a treaty, and it's not enforceable. Think of it like the United Nations for Micros. The purpose of the League of Micros is to work as a community to promote our own micro world. It does not prevent micro wars, it does not stop micro wars, but it does offer sentiments on the value of the war. For example, micro wars are a healthy and fun endeavor given that one micro doesn't stomp the other into inactivity. For most micros, a round or two of wars are plenty. Having a framework in place gives both parties a voice and the other micros a responsibility to critique our own little world and encourage activity while promoting a healthy micro world. The idea is to build our own world, kicking the larger alliances out. They don't care about our involvement as much as we really shouldn't are about theirs. Micro drama is the best drama, think of it like craft beers changing the world over the conglomerate and boring budweiser beers. The cost of the League of Micros is free, and we strongly encourage you to be a part of it and help us build our own world. We are working to get a list of 'active micros' throughout planet bob and a continuously updated contact list from each alliance, to make micro involvement simple and fun. The larger alliances have ruined their game play and we can learn from their mistakes, by developing a micro world that encourages new alliances, more frequent skirmishes, individual character development, and responsible wars, who knows, we may even have a draft challenge!
  2. all MICRO Alliances welcome

    If you ever feel like not being boring and miserable, the micro community will welcome you with open arms! “We might not have much together, but together we have a lot.” #microstrong
  3. all MICRO Alliances welcome

    Okay irrelavent Macro, you may read our micro posts.
  4. all MICRO Alliances welcome

    To answer your question, here’s an example: micro A is tied to Polar and on the other side of the treaty web you have micro B tied to ODN. If those two micros ever wanted to engage each other, they’d have to wait a long time, or jeopardize their treaties. There are plenty of micros out there capable of playing with each other, and that’s what the Leauge of Micros is. It’s basically a concept of letting the micros mingle and play in their own world. And we’ve cut out all the noise in the middle. This may sound new and trendy, but it’s how oculus operated. By going above everything else and getting rid of all the beauricratic red tape. For us micros, we just go going below everything else (except we’re not a bloc). The Leauge of Micros is a group of Micros from all different parts of planet bob, some of them are friends and some of them are enemies. We’ve basically shared ideas of what we want in the world. For example, it seems quite agreeable that micro wars are best at around 2 weeks. Of course none of this is enforceable, but it certainly allows us to combine our interests in hopes of building a more active micro community. We want micros to engage with other micros. Micros are way cooler anyway if you can’t tell, Hannsen’s been creeping on us with her heavy breathing.
  5. all MICRO Alliances welcome

    Excuse me, but this is our sandbox.
  6. Before I begin, let me say that I never intend to drive leaders from the planet bob. Sir Kindle was the exception however in that he wanted leaders to quit, he took pleasure it. Back in August Operation Pink Pajamas was started, I stated that he would be leaving this world and it would be through attrition. The peanut gallery rolled their eyes, knowingly that Sir Kindle was basically in a perma-state of attrition as it was... and already has been. He's spent years perma warring KORT, threatening anyone not by his stature, but by his war count. At one point, he bragged, that it was the 'highest on planet bob'. I knew this. I also knew that starting something with Sir Kindle was damned to draw out forever and the public opinion would be of the most awful dialogue because they sucked at posting. It was going to happen however, because every-other-day he would message me with some sort of rambling dick waving rant.He would talk his smack and then proceeded by blocking any receiving message, something he would do to signify his 'control'. At the time it was a headache as we were tied to iSX who had ties with Animalz through their shoe string efforts of reestablishing the libertarian brown sphere pact. Monsters Inc feelings towards Animalz while tied with iSX was that we had, and wanted, nothing to do with them. Animalz feelings was that because we were connected through a mutual ally that we were obligated to reveal any spies we may have had sitting in animalz. Sir Kindle attempted to muscle this point to Junka, who was worried at the time that animalz may leave iSX and drift closer to SLAP because they were mutually tied to General Cannabis alliance, Cobra. Prior to the SLAP war on iSX, we could clearly see the 'lines being drawn' between SLAP and iSX and it was a matter of time before Terminator's lobbying efforts took full effect in dropping the polar-isx treaty. My point to Junka was to let animalz choose a side, draw a line in the sand, their military power was of no concern and the biggest issues was that it would be embarrassing if SLAP courted Animalz, the bottom of the barrel of any alliance, to their side- it would have made for some great comic propaganda. At the onset of the polar-isx cancellation it became quite clear animalz was pulling the 'we're tied to both sides' card and made a genuine effort to lean towards Cobra. The save-face advice I offered to Junka was to make a distraction from the SLAP wars and drop their crap ally, Animalz. At the very least M Inc could have publicly blundered them and give a little lean towards iSX (something he was unaware of). He chose instead to double-up and asked M Inc to form a bloc with animalz, we declined. Knowing the situation was glim at best, the best approach for Junka was to stay quiet, but he couldn't do that. So we appeased the public, and ourselves, by cancelling iSX. It cornered Junka into handing over power to Galarion (which was in iSX’s best interest) while also cutting us loose to deal with Animalz. Who we could not touch at the time, only Sir Kindle- who was in his satellite alliance but with full support coming from RUKUNU. Being completely free of the mutual tie with Animalz, we worked swiftly behind the scenes.We were planning to coup them and at our disposal was a few spies and a wonder-heavy, deeply spoken animalz member who we planned to make their new leader, or at least someone who if he branched off would take alot of the members with him. While warring Sir Kindle, our intelligence gathering of animalz was very simple, figure out who in their alliance supported Sir Kindle and figure out who did not support him. Our main goal was to exploit this and divide animalz, if not try to push RUKUNU from power. Based on our feedback, the spies told us the most likely puppet candidate was Saint Jimmy. So I reached out to him on discord: The plan was this, Monsters Inc was going to beat on animalz to the point of low morality. At that point, Saint Jimmy was to draw a line in the sand in their forums discussion about why Animalz was burning for Sir Kindle's actions... of which a majority of the membership would have been in disgust while Montezuma, RUKUNU and a few others continued to burn for him. I had reached out to Morphine of Apocalypse Meow and we had all talked about backing Saint Jimmy's coup by providing muscle at the onset of the war and relief at Jimmy’s call. To add a little spice, I asked Rey the Great of LPH and Lawsten to add a little 'PR thumbs up' if we could get Jimmy off the ground. Giving it a perception that the masses would have preferred a change in direction for animalz. That ultimately didn't happen. One of our spies finally got the ball rolling in ultimatum of choosing sides of sticking the fight with Sir Kindle or begin questioning RUKUNU's stance... something we could have used to drive RUKUNU into a corner. The Animalz discussion was split about 40%/60% (not inlcuding our spies) and that was close enough to oust a hostile takeover. But when it came time to pull the trigger, Jimmy buckled like a wet noodle. I was pissed. The execution up until this point was flawless. We at Monsters Inc were kicking-the-can at that point. Our coup had failed, and now we are stuck where we didn't want to be, a !@#$-show perma war with Sir Kindle who was notorious for dragging these on for years. But then something happened. In light of the failed coup, we were realizing that the relatively even split of opinions on Sir Kindle started to make RUKUNU re-think his strategy. He had a rich history of saying one thing and then doing another. And he had an even longer history of forgiving Sir Kindle. In response to his own alliance's difference he overshot his own well-known boundaries and started distancing himself from Sir Kindle, which made Sir Kindle pissed and then their feelings towards each other started to sour. Exchanges between each other started to become disrespectful. It was something I would have never thought to happen. I would have expected that to rid Sir Kindle, you'd have to rid RUKUNU. What ended up happening was that RUKUNU was going to off Kindle himself. I was mind-blown when animalz reached out to M Inc to cease hostilities with us and AM and form a joint military offense on Sir Kindle and Montezuma. We were skeptical, we have seen RUKUNU make these outrages promises before. However our feelings were further backed when Nordreich reached out to us to peace with animalz... while insinuating threats towards our direction if we did not peace, it was actually comforting to us because we knew that animalz was seeking full damage control, and that meant burying Kindle. Five months after the start of the campaign, he is gone. We did what GOONs or KORT could not do after years of trying. Once the ball got rolling, we didn’t have to do much. The lesson to be had here, especially for young leaders, is to identify and exploit your enemy's weakness. Poor public opinion or a lack of resources never swayed Sir Kindle. In his case, it meant ripping out everything that encouraged him to tune into Planet Bob in the first place. It meant driving a wedge between him and his best friend, RUKUNU. It meant getting the very entity he created, to turn on him.
  7. M Inc's School of War

    Nope, I don’t think so
  8. M Inc's School of War

    Have you ever wondered what it's like sitting in Monster's Inc? Have you ever wanted to fight alongside three nations who are ranked in the top 10 for casualties? Are you in a micro and trying to earn a government role in defense? Want to get messages like this? To: Lord Hitchcock From: Alex66 Date: 2/5/2018 2:22:34 PM Subject: RE: yoo hoo Message: You might think you’ll convince Well no, this alliance is a family, we don’t care, rekt me idc we will avenge the fallen ones we will reinstate peace in our ALLIANCE SO $%&* YOU $%&* YOUR $%&*ING BALLS AND GO TO HELL. ...and transform them into this: Then our schooling is for you. This is not a recruitment, it's a 1-month education where you learn with hands on training. Monsters Inc will show you all of our best kept secrets, so that you can go back to your alliance and improve your military! Areas of discipline include: 1) How to spy on your enemies 2) Keeping battle moral high internally 3) How to select and track targets 4) The diplomacy of war 5) The art of planning for the unexpected Our program is open to new and old players alike and you get to interact with veterans who've fought against NPO, IRON, SLAP, Kash, Mi6, SRA, PPO, DS, TSC, iSX and many more! Hear their stories, the never-before-backstage pass of our inner-workings! Whether your alliance is big or small, our tried-and-true war methodology is right for you. After completion of the one-month semester, you will have to go back to your alliance, along with your individually stamped Monsters University Degree! Don't whither away in your alliance any longer, take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and build your skill set and your resume; and bring back to your alliance, some of the best experiences and stories that you will ever have on Planet Bob! Act now, Financial Aid available!
  9. M Inc's School of War

    My point exactly
  10. M Inc's School of War

    I think the keyword there is ‘satisfaction’; although if we’re really digging into the morality of m inc (because you are such an expert) here ya go: To: Alex66 From: Lord Hitchcock Date: 2/6/2018 9:39:10 PM Subject: RE: Please Message: Are ya guys hurting that bad? Like, we just wanted to play with ya- not make ya quit Yes Bundy, he deserved a good poke and no he was not nuked. I know this doesn’t fall into your narrative of ‘how evil we are’ and let’s set the record straight between us. We scuffled with WFF and you found yourself embarrassed during our initial peace agreement, of which you signed as well. You then tried anything and everything to get back into the war and you settled on a stupid reason because one of your inactives continued to receive damage due to defeats because he wouldn’t accept our peace. You re-entered the war until we ignored you and moved on. Your choice, we figured our issues were over. But then your little brat personality decided to bring your scarred feelings over into tournament edition (a big no-no), and so we stomped your skull in. To make it even more delicious, after one of your members decided to damage us after our initial peace offering, we decided to give you a taste of your own medicine. My how quickly you cried foul and how quickly you forgot- And how sadly you played the victim card. Perfecting the role of the drama llama! Since the world is winding down, I guess I don’t have to sugar coat my thoughts about you Bundy. You are a kiss ass, always have been and always will be. Your alliance has literally built themselves on a platform of the heroic sympathy clap playing the meatshield character and your FA direction is about as straight as a coat hanger. I have full faith that your decisions will be based on whichever direction the wind blows. And if there are treaties to be signed, I also have full faith that you will have pens in both hands. Now if you could just do us all a favor and keep your legs closed, and move along, ya weasel.
  11. M Inc's School of War

    Actually the alliance we hit is over nine years old with plenty of nukes and wonders. And we are doing a lot more for the world than you, by establishing the League of Micros and promoting an environment of activity and responsible warring. But hey, you weren’t looking to give a factually informative response, you’re still licking the salt we gave you from years ago. Enjoy the high blood pressure!
  12. all MICRO Alliances welcome

    yes, yes, because VE would certainly bring original dialogue to the table
  13. all MICRO Alliances welcome

    To be fair, he spends his retirement life writing B-rated blog stories and taking Zoloft. It’s a sad waste of talent when he could be forming a micro that improves the world rather than kill it with a sobbing ending to his reign. just my 2 cents
  14. The End-Game of Sir Kindle and how it Occurred

    The Leauge of Micros is not anything right now, and that’s on purpose. It is, at this time, a collection of ideas from micro alliances of all backgrounds. It is NOT a platform for any type of political leverage but the idea is to establish a framework that allows micros to collaborate in a respectable and round table manner, and in hopeful cases, agree, on what we all believe is steps in the right direction for our micro community.
  15. all MICRO Alliances welcome

    The J.V. state champs!
  16. The End-Game of Sir Kindle and how it Occurred

    Sir Kindle, old friend, I really hope you fix animalz. You built that alliance and RUKUNU robbed you of your work. Don't let racist NoR ruin that for you and your friends.
  17. The End-Game of Sir Kindle and how it Occurred

    and on the 30th day, he rose from the dead
  18. Snitches get Stitches

    If ya need a little muscle, M Inc’s got your back. No one threatens my Maine and gets away with it!
  19. The End-Game of Sir Kindle and how it Occurred

    Maybe if you lived a more fulfilling life, rather than that of living in NGs shadow; you'd be able to navigate through world events correctly. With that being said, I am way too irrelevant, and busy, to respond to your sobbing blunders any longer.
  20. The End-Game of Sir Kindle and how it Occurred

    So irrelevant that you noticed us... and took the time to reply to us...
  21. Snitches get Stitches

    The Prussians can barely tie their own shoe laces, much less protect their own applicants.They may have allies to help them, but let's not pretend that all-of-a-sudden TPE is an example of a functional alliance or in your own words, 'worth their salt'.
  22. Snitches get Stitches

    Relax TTK, no one's gonna roll you for hitting a pending member of the Prussian Empire.
  23. Snitches get Stitches

    Is the FA spot open in TTK? I may submit my resume