Mr Director

http://7kingdoms.net/skrp/ On the off chance that there are still people who read this forum who were interested in this thing. Inb4 warn :smug:

Internal Belarus would keep a wary eye on this potential rogue state.

That place still exists, does it? :v: It is super cool, I agree :smug:

Freeways are bourgeoisie. Real men use tepees.

Internal A bunch of Lenin statues would be built, because, like, why not? Classified A random military drill would happen. The drill would be a success. One soldier would stub his toe.

Public President Visits Pyongyang, Promises Development for Impoverished North President Park visited Pyongyang today in a planned visit. There, he met with regional governors and political leaders, and reaffirmed his commitment of bringing development to the impoverished region. - Yonhap

Belarus recognizes this new nation.

Public Former Chief of General Staff Cought Trying to Escape The former Chief of General Staff of the DPRK was caught trying to escape after being sentenced to life imprisonment. No further information was given, other than that he was being held in safe custody, and was unharmed. - Yonhap News

Internal Some of the handful of scattered protests would last longer than expected. The KGB would roll out its private army and quietly put some down. Others would either be bought off, or would simply cave in after quiet threats.

Public Healthcare System Sees Revamp A number of new healthcare regulations have been put into force. These new regulations are designed to modernize and improve the Korean healthcare system. - Yonhap News

Internal A small time Polack secessionist would be kidnapped in the middle of the night. He would be taken out behind the chemical sheds and shot. The handful of scattered protests that followed the dissapearance would be ignored. Life went on as normal in Belarus.

Actually, shift me down to Australia would ya? It's nothing personal against Vektor(aside from the fact that he's an ugly bugger), but I really doubt I'll be into this enough to deal with neighbors, or the crap that usually gets flung around in Europe. Also, this thing a go for DOEs?

Well, why not? I'll take the the Ukraine(including the crap that Russia/Russian backed rebels took irl). Expect absolutely minimal activity from me :D

Internal The lack of response from Russia would prove to be fatal for the villagers. They would all be devoured by the increasingly hungry tiger, which would then continue its hunt for something to drink elsewhere. It would then run into Ji Seon and his surviving men. It would eat them too, and on their carcasses, the tiger would find a few bottles of decent vodka. Its thirst now sated, the the tiger would vanish into the night. The end, everyone lived happily ever after.

Classified A large portion of the Belorussian navy would be sent out into the Baltic for drills.

Classified 180 Harop drones would be ordered.

Classified 20 Su-25s and 10 Tu-160s would be phased out. In their place would come 30 new B-1B(Block E variant) bombers. The relevant missiles, bombs, etc. for the new aircraft would also be put into service, including a number of JASSM-ER missiles

I vote for Yawoo's proposal, because Yawoo. EDIT: Though seriously, I do like that proposal, it's simple enough, and it works.

Ruling #1: All your nations get wiped. Ruling #2: Best Korea annexes everything!!!

Classified The Belorussian military would begin researching a new kind of drone intended to SEAD missions.

Internal A Siberian tiger would arrive and eat all of the would-be rebels. the tiger would then raid their vodka stockpiles, only to find them subpar. The villagers would begin desperately trying to order REAL vodka from Russia, preferably Belorussian vodka, in an effort to find something to appease the hungry(and thirsty) beast. Messages would be sent to vodka producers in Russia.

Internal In Minsk, concerted efforts to give a damn would begin, only to fail a few minutes later. Analysts would continue to wonder how the hell Alvonia was magically making annexation posts for the entirety of Poland when it couldn't even access half the country, including the capital. Troops would be deployed and prepared yadda yadda.

Public Education System Sees Upgrades The government has announced a concerted effort to upgrade the Korean education system, which has slowly fallen behind that of other nations. Students are expected to be subjected to more rigorous exams, and teachers will be held to higher standards. Similarly, and overhaul of the curriculum is underway. - Yonhap News

Classified The Alvonian plans to take over Poland would be quite difficult, as Eastern Poland was a Belorussian protectorate. Troops recently deployed abroad would be recalled to defend the area, as security in eastern Poland would be heightened. Mines would be deployed along the borders between the protectorate and the rest of Poland, because reasons. Similar minefields would be set up with the intent to block dances into Belarus from any other whit space zone, including the Ukraine.

Belarus recognizes this new Empire with adulation!