Doctor Doc

Nishiyoshi always makes me an alcoholic. RIP Denzin.

congrats to our friends at PPO on this new relationship

congratulations to our friends at Sparta

fantastic work guys

congrats on peace

Your 10 person two concurrent term senate intrigues me, let me know how that works out.

congratulations to our friends at umbrella

Good show, RoK.

Harmandell did it better.

congrats ego

excellent edition o/ Denzin

Well, that was fun. now i get to buy stuff instead of back collecting for a year.

here comes dinner

[i]Bravely bold Knights of Ni! rode forth from Camelot. They were not afraid to die, oh brave Knights of Ni!. They were not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Knights of Ni!. They were not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have their eyes gouged out, and their elbows broken. To have their kneecaps split, and their body burned away, and their limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Knights of Ni!. Their head smashed in and heart cut out, and their liver removed, and their bowels unplugged, and their nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and their penis... [/i] That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.

[quote name='Charles Stuart' timestamp='1323484912' post='2871572'] Do you mind if I have a giggle at your expense? [/quote] :/

soapbox much [img]http://www.sgheadphones.net/html/emoticons/yawn.gif[/img]

woot o/Sparta

go-go-gadget DoW!

o/ NPL have fun

[quote name='Maximillian' timestamp='1323023219' post='2862400'][img]http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11632/11911832.jpg[/img] [/quote] awesome

[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1322986705' post='2862009'] wait.... didn't WCR leave CN for quite some time? [/quote] he's back!

yayayay! o/ WRC returns!

[img]http://www.ecosalon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sensitive-towels.jpg[/img] towels, anyone?

[center][u][b][size="7"]The Mostly Harmless Apparatus Accords[/size][/b][/u][/center] [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/4KkgR.png[/img] [img]http://mostlyharmlessalliance.com/styles/hermes/imageset/MHA.jpg[/img][/center] [center][b]Preamble: Onward Through the Galaxy[/b] It is the questionably noble and mostly hilarious purpose of this treaty to strengthen friendship, to promote economic ties, and to provide for the optional defense of planetary bodies both small and large, as well as for space-going vessels of a steam-powered nature. Thus, the alliances known as The Apparatus (App) and the Mostly Harmless Alliance (MHA), further referred to as “signatories”, do hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact (ODP) with a lust for nutsybolts and a passion for slightly pointless late-night chats.[/center] [quote][center][b]Article I: This Be Our Land -- We shall call it “Our Land”[/b][/center] In order to foster the bond that already exists due in part to the overproduction of super glue in an Apparatus factory, both signatories hereby agree to respect the sovereignty of one another. This respect includes refraining from military attacks upon one another, acts of espionage or sabotage, verbal disrespect through any public channel, and the mandatory use of “respec-knuckles” during all future diplomatic encounters. It is also agreed that both signatories will act in good faith to promptly forward any pertinent information regarding the safety and security of either party. Furthermore, both signatories shall have the option at their discretion, to forward along intelligence of any other nature, should they choose to do so. [center][b]Article II: Steamed Interplanetary Solidarity [/b][/center] In order to reaffirm our affinity for well-pressed garments and to increase general camaraderie, both signatories pledge economic, diplomatic, towelrific, and other forms of aid to each other when deemed necessary by the leadership of either alliance. [center][b]Article III: Steamrolling and Towel-chucking[/b][/center] Should the Gears of The Apparatus be forced to crank the mechanisms of war in an act of defense, or should the Hitchhikers of the Mostly Harmless Alliance be forced to protect their soft, velvety towels -- both signatories agree that they may choose to exercise the option of engaging in hostile activities against the aggressing party. This agreement is not mandatory, but is highly encouraged. If either signatory enters into a conflict due to acting upon a third party, the other signatory is not required and will not be asked to enter the conflict on that third party’s behalf. [center][b]Article IV: How Could You Choose Alaska?[/b][/center] With respect to the competition that nurtured this friendship, it is hereby agreed that the governments of both signatories compete in a friendly match of Nutsy Bolts at least once every three (3) months. It is also agreed that at least once (1x) every year, the general memberships of both signatories shall engage in a tournament of Nutsy Bolts. The outcome of these matches may very well determine the fates of both the leadership and general membership of both signatories alike, and should not be taken lightly. Thus, both signatories agree that the usage of the words “Alaska”, “Han Solo”, and “The Boston Red Sox” shall not be played unless in the most dire of circumstances. [center][b]Article V: Black Holes and Out of Coal[/b][/center] If for any extremely unfortunate reason, either signatory should feel that this document no longer reflects the relationship of the two parties, the respective signatory may issue a letter of intent to hitchhike their way home. The signatory governments must first fully communicate the reasons and intent for such an action before any withdrawal, and thus a full meeting of both governments is required before the treaty cancellation countdown may take affect. Proper venues for such discussions include IRC, Nutsy Bolts, and official forum channels (as a last resort). When both parties grok each other, this treaty may expire upon completion of a seventy-two (72) hour waiting period. [center][b]Article VI: More Power to the Engines![/b][/center] If, after a period of three (3) months, both signatories have not either upgraded or downgraded this treaty, our best engineers will work to deploy an automatic upgrade system. To achieve interstellar travel and beyond, mechanics and hitchhikers alike will join together to form a stronger bond, which shall include, but not be limited to mutual defense.[/quote] For The Apparatus, the Clockwork signs this document with the full faith and credit of the General Assembly. [i]Randalla, Patroness King Ernie, Director Kerdor, General Elbryan, Chief Engineer Maximillian Thorton, Emissary Ezequiel, Propagandist Phaedron, Professor BigKif, Speaker of the General Assembly[/i] For the Mostly Harmless Alliance, the Triumvirate signs this document with the full faith and credit of the Hitchhikers’ Assembly. [i]Julia Rose Vicious, Trium DoctorDoc, Trium Gasgiant405, Trium[/i]

let's get ready to rumbleeeeee