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[center]AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY [/center]
[center]Due to recent events, it has come to my attention that Muddog is no longer capable of performing his appointed duties. As such affective immediately, I Empress Spragorius Key Master of Insaneous, Ruler of Dufonius, Lord and Master of all Planet Bob, Goddess of Pain and Torture and the Harbinger of Death. Hereby crown myself Empress of Organization XIII. From this day forward; I am to be referred to as one of the following: Mistress, Master, My Goddess, My Lord, My Lady, Majesty, Highness or My Empress. The one speaking to me shall refer to themself as “This unworthy one.” [/center]
[center]Muddog’s new position shall be Court Jester until I am no longer amused with his antics. At that time he will be permanently dealt with. [/center]
[center]NEW CHARTER[/center]
[center]Article 1- Membership
If the Empress likes you, you may enter, until she no longer requires your services.
Article 2- Government
There is only one Government and that Government is Empress Spragorius, if she requests your service for something, you will do it with no title, reward of any kind, and for the pleasure of her Highness, and you will serve until death or she no longer is pleased with you.
Article 3- Changes
This Charter is subject to change at the will, amusement, need, or simply because the Empress can.
Article 4- Punishment
Anyone found in violation of this Charter will be cast into Mt. Wannahockalavaloogie and Perma ZI’d until the Empress wishes to set you free.
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[center]FURTHER NOTICES SHALL BE POSTED AS WARRENTED. [/center]