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BREAKING NEWS FROM UMBRELLA LABS Patients with metastatic butthurtedness who no longer respond or tolerate other available treatments do not benefit from OWF posts (OWFps), according to recent results of an Umbrella Labs clinical trial. The results of the trial, conducted over a 4 year period, were presented this week at the Bob Society for Medical Buttology (BSMB). Researchers found that initial exposure to criticism can trigger the onset of acute butthurtedness in 1/10 former MHA patients. Trolling was also found to synergistically enhance the rate at which butthurt was found to spread amongst patients. Initially treatments with careful politicking (PLT) appeared to have a promising effect in minimizing the spread of the initial butthurtedness, however; these results did not translate into a superior overall survival in patients receiving PLT as relapse rates have now been found to spike even years after initial remissions. “The data confirmed PLT is an active compound and had a significant effect in stabilizing butthurt disease for patients with advanced colorectal inanity ,” professor Steve Von Tordold, MD, PhD, professor at the University of Pacifica in Boblivia, and lead investigator, said in a press release. “Unfortunately, this benefit did not lead to an increase in overall jovialness and we are currently analyzing the data to better understand this outcome,” he said. Currently, PLT is approved to treat idiopathic idiocy in the U.S. and Japan and for some cases of raidisms. Patients receiving PLT also exhibited more frequent Grade 2 or higher adverse events, such as verbal diarrhea (16% vs. 8%) and finger fatigue (9% vs. 6%). “The ultimate goal of our butthurtedness program is to develop treatments that will change posting practices to benefit the lives of patients and their alliances,” said Dr. Von Tordold. “While the outcome of the trial is not what we had hoped for, we continue to learn and evolve our posting strategy with every study result from our development program,” he said. [disclaimer: this article is presented from a non-CN source and is probably mostly fictitious but I came back to check in on things and just couldn't help myself]

Yeah we don't need to stop raiding to track the nations, I like Hero's idea here. Science! My only input would be that you can't keep your 'untouched' control untouched without actively interfering, so perhaps just make that group much much larger so that if say somebody gets raided 30 days into the study you still have a sufficiently large pool to draw from for data. [Plus you could also look at retention rates for different scenarios, i.e. raided in first 30 days, raided in first 90 days, etc., I would suspect somebody raided on day 10 is more likely to just saw well screw this compared to somebody raided on day 30 or 60 but I could be wrong!] It'd be nice to ask players why they're leaving the game too, especially new players, but that's tricky since often the new guys just stop playing completely so you'd never get a response once you've figured out they're quitting :(

The future is now

Farewell GOONS, congrats on your final victory :)

I thought long and hard about this and here's my thoughts on the top 20, tried to make this as accurate as possible please don't take any of this personally: NPO - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group GPA - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group IRON - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group Umbrella - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group NpO - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group WTF - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group ODN - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group VE - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group R&R - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group Sparta - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group NATO - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group Valhalla - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group NEW - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group DT - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group MI6 - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group Pax Corvus - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group FAN - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group GOONS - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group FARK - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group SNX - Mostly good people, some annoying ones, overall good group *all ratings have a standard deviation of +/- (my inactivity) * (Are we currently at war with them)

lol loved both of these :D

Go Canucks!

I don't think I have a WWF persona to match me :(, but i'd be happy to be proven wrong!

hello spartans :D

What? As if a bunny could ever be in a boss fight...

^_^

Don't worry we're working on getting everybody in range :D Also sorry I guess we're a little behind on those May 1st plans, any day now though i promise!

Dang, was one of the few nice additions to the forums recently, best of luck geniusinc.

Did this just get upgrade to a dance party?! Time to bust out some new moves then :D