This notice is notice qua notice and is very polite. This was issued by the newly formed Ministry of Forum Posts, run by the Minister himself, the redoubtable arcofmudkips.
Contents of Notice I. INITIATE OPERATION hie!
I. War Declarations.
II. Demands
III. Announcement of Protectorates
IV. Notice of upcoming election
I. This section deals with war declaration by the movement UMEISM and its ancillary internet bodies.
(1)UME, herewith to be referred to as the New Mahout Order, or NMO, hereby declares war on the old Pacifican order for ex post facto copyright infringement, its leaders are also rumoured to be not unhomosexual.
II. This section deals with demands made by the Grand Mahout UTOPOS God of Cybernations and Ruler of the Entire World, Plenipotentiary of the Seven Syllables and Master of all Knowledge including Copremesis, Arch-Pope of the Holy Sanctuary of the Copremesis, AnteJesus of
the Mahoutdom, and God of all infrastructure. REX CAEDES EX CULTUS.
(1)The New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy demands that IRON declare war on UME.
(2)The New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy demands that IRON surrenders to UME.
(3)The New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy demands that everyone uses inverted commas instead of quotation marks and all other barbaric american punctuation.
III. This section deals with new protectorates announced by the Ministry of Time who deal with protectorate and protectoruction alike.
(1) Minister of Time, Scenenemethevers, is pleased to announce that VOX POPULI has decided to become a temporary protectorate of UME.
The proper announcement of this announcement will be made shortly.
IV. This section deals with the upcoming election and challenges to the current government of UME made by rival governments within the omnigovernment of the New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Order.
(1)The Opposition Party within the New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy who follow the francoist philosophy of UTOPOS GOD OF CYBERNATIONS hereby announce they will be attacking UME for the right to govern it.
(2)The AntiOpposition Party within the New Mahout Order of the United Mahouts of Epicaricacy who follow the voxist philosophy created by UTOPOS hereby announce they will be attacking ume for the right to govern it.
February 5, year of our Mahout 2009.
Signed by;
Spiritual leader of UME:
UTOPOS ~~~~~ The Grand Mahout UTOPOS God of Cybernations and Ruler of the Entire World, Plenipotentiary of the Seven Syllables and Master of all Knowledge including Copremesis, Arch-Pope of the Holy Sanctuary of the Copremesis, AnteJesus of the Mahoutdom, and God of all infrastructure. REX CAEDES EX CULTUS.
Legislature:
Arcofmudkip ~~~~ Minister of Forum Posts
Scenenemethevers ~~~~ Minister of Time